PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DISTANT SOUNDS OF THUNDER EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/18/19
youtu.be/SuB9iYHHcgY
>FLotUS Melania @Interagency Meeting on Youth Programs 3/18/19
c-span.org/video/?458874-1/
>Bannon on SkyNews 3/18/19
youtu.be/wIo3hGY0pbA
>SoS Pompeo @Road to GES Heartland Reception 3/18/19
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>SoS Pompeo @Road to GES Heartland Event 3/18/19
dvidshub.net/video/666116/
>DoDVideo: Awoo Veteran's Day 3/18/19
dvidshub.net/video/666040/
>ActDefSec Shanahan meeting w/French AFM Parly 3/18/19
c-span.org/video/?458875-1/
>DHSSec Nielsen @CCHS on State of Homeland Sec 3/18/19
youtu.be/tYGeZfpTEZI
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 3/18/19
youtu.be/MbwTmMwiVms
>KAC outside WH 3/18/19
c-span.org/video/?458899-1/
>KAC on F&F 3/18/19
youtu.be/Y25Ms5JEbMo
>Live@State w/SpecRep4Ukraine Amb Volker 3/18/19
dvidshub.net/video/666008/
>WHVideo: St Patrick's Day 2019 3/18/19
youtu.be/exCgR_R3jAc
>DoDVideo: ActDefSec Shanahan welcomes French AFM Parly 3/18/19
dvidshub.net/video/666081/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @St Patrick's Day Mass 3/17/19
youtu.be/k8iuzqaz8_Q
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on FtN 3/17/19
youtu.be/0nneNgwdk4Q
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on FoxNewsSun 3/17/19
youtu.be/E5yZnwP6kG8
>KAC on FoxNews 3/16/19
youtu.be/jQYeKS-djBg
>Pres Trump Issues First VETO for Natl Emergency 3/15/19
youtu.be/98qq4Wj8BZY
>Pres Trump arrives @Pentagon 3/15/19
c-span.org/video/?458826-1/
>Bannon on FBN 3/15/19
youtu.be/b3L5U8lWbcY

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those debates better just feature pence and the sergeant at arms on a murdering spree

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>When Trump was trying to get a loan from the bank to build a skyscraper in Chicago, he reportedly said his net worth was $3 billion. The bank, however, reportedly concluded that he was worth about $788 million

so much for trump being a billionaire

She's have amenorrhea no doubt

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can you believe something so beautiful exists?

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see

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i've been here too long, i was expecting a masturbating hobo or something

Gonna be a comfy night on Jow Forums

You faggots better get your rest because... IT'S HAPPENING!!! (later today)
>Pres Trump Joint Press Conf w/huhuhu Pres Bolsonaro 3/19/19
>Pres Trump meets w/huhuhu Pres Bolsonaro 3/19/19

If you squint your eyes hard enough I'm sure you can find one.

that was several years. Forbes magazine had him at 5 billion a few years ago, counting all the combined wealth, not just cash

That's a hundred months worth of Yangbux!

So what year was that?

i as well

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whoops

i misspoke about the Forbes article. it's not 5 billion, it's 3.1 Billion, including all holdings, etc

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Spicy wew

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I hope its town hall style with an audience full of every kind of deviant and abomination getting to ask questions.Imagine the possibilities!

i'm just trynna suck some titties anons

I hope they give themselves a aneurysm.

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Last I checked the North border is still unwalled.

>wait...th-th-the wall is to KEEP US ALL IN!!! ARRRGGHHHH

This is a reminder he does it for free, and the american people. He donates his presidential salary

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For now...

oh no...locked in to the place every single nations on earths' population is trying to break in to, it must be hell...

Is it *finally* happening?

unironically this

The real possibilities are all for the left to eat its own: this is a democratic primary debate. Between the virtue signaling and the insatiable demands for attention, this could be a comedy goldmine.

lol

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>Trump defeated a coup without anyone even noticing

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>its gonna keep US IN
and yet you still won't leave. you never leave.

thats the target

people keep complaining that we don't bully Trump enough, i think we don't bully the democrats enough

we could make such wonderful memes with THESE candidates

It'll be like the old QT threads on /brit/ during episodes where even the token Pakis and Poos in the audience got fed up with the commie rhetoric and chimped out

she has one weird looking pussy

yep. of course the pathetic liberal media never mentions that fact. and this is why the "he's doing it to enrich himself!' bullshit routine is so laughable. he's literally already worth billions of dollars. being the president is literally a big step down, financially speaking

Shaving there is gay.

>i was expecting a masturbating hobo

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FTW

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go fuck yourself kek

why don't you just put 84 after all my posts

you don't like me anymore

i get it

The jews could've just left Germany too, but they chose the fire

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See That would mean Forbes lied.

Why would I want to go anywhere else?

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>we don't bully Trump enough
That's Coulter's job.
> we don't bully the democrats enough
You're right, we don't.
I wonder if Booker will come out of the closet at the LGBTQ+ primary.

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full booli

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Ha, I was thinking the same thing my first two were 22 this thread

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One of them was just there for the shitshow.

i hear most ohioans are fixated on leaving

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So what's /ptg/'s prediction of who's gonna be the democratic nominee? We were able to predict Trump and Hillary way ahead of the nominations in 2016 but I haven't been following too much politics that closely now.

that KAC tweet was gold

I wish I lived in NH. There is going to be so many opportunities to meet these pandering schmucks and cause trouble.

Economic aid to Clinton and Obama has been suicided.

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boof

gay marriage is already legal... what the fuck else do the poofs need?

>/ptg/ is one person
>memeflag
give me one good reason not to dismiss this post as information gathering b8

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That's quite an assumption when your sample size is one.

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>Isabella I kindly asks Jews to please leave the country, even guaranteeing transit of property
>MUH SPANISH INQUISITION, MUH 800 GORILLION
>Hitler politely asks Jews to leave the country, even guaranteeing transit of property and multiple attempts to negotiate a homeland for them with the other powers
>MUH MASTURBATION OVEN MACHINES, MUH SIX GORILLION

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i don't know and i really need help deciding who to vote for in the primary

>registered democrat

"Aide," user, not "aid." One is someone who is helpful, while the other is gibs.

if it were today, i'd say poo in the loo kamala harris. but there is no way of knowing who will be able to survive the unprecedented WOKE olympics that are about to be held by the democrat party

the clinton body count keeps growing year after year

i know more ohioans than you think
who all left the state too

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don't knock it till you try it, faggot

And the Virtue Signalling Olympics is underway, ladies and gentlemen, how many minorities and faggots can you pander to for the nomination? We'll soon find out.

Pozzed globohomo events aren't fucking interesting to any normal person.

Where are the balls?

What name will Trump call yang at the Pres debates

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Harris is the DNC Anointed, and she has a good shot at winning the primaries if she keeps her head down and lets the Communists tear each other to pieces

My gut tells me it'll be between Harris, Beto and Bernie. I think a Harris and Beto ticket is likely. I should point out that I'm not good at predictions. in 2015 I thought it would be Jeb/Rubio vs. Clinton/O'malley

Where's KAC

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>the HRC Foundation

Hilldawgs - ASSEMBLE

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who?

Who?

They're called astronauts.

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My cat gives me that look all the time.

When would Trump ever see Yang at a debate?

At least we can see what Hilldawg would have been like through the alternate dimensional lens of New Zealand, currently confiscating firearms and jailing people for thinking wrong

I believe you mean Wu

i guess you could call them space cadets, sure

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i remember thinking 'there's no way they'd pick clinton' in 2008 and 2016

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> What name will Trump call yang at the Pres debates
"Yang? Who even is that? If I knew who he was, I might have come up with a snappy name for him, like I did for everyone who counted. But, I haven't even heard of him."

I guess dropping all else and sacrificing that which is good for that sweet, sweet victimhood status is written i their blood, eh?

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>it's reprehensible to show that mccain earned war medals while trump earned seal of presidency
if i had a really fucked up looking sad kot, i would post it

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Like hypothetical like how we had crooked Hillary lying Ted little Marco haha

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>Buttigieg and Yang going at each other on the corner of the stage like Rand and Rubio in '16 while Hillary cackles from centre stage, frequently adjusting her colostomy bag and leering at Bernie to make sure he still can't meet her eyes

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>dumb slut paid $200 extra for the left handed version of her shotgun

I'd imagine he's the only president in decades to lose money while in office, Clintons and Obamas got filthy rich

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>democrats elect towel heads advocating killing everyone who doesn't also wear a towel on their head

Never call anyone holding a shotgun a slut, user. An armed society is a polite society.

Joe Biden or Injun girl.

>and bernie with his 6 in PUNISHED scar on his head from when he fell into the shower door after drinking too much manischewitz

Its tragic watching the free world collapsing around us. America even with all its faults is still the freest nation on earth. And may up being the last..

10/10 lore

Pocahontas is unelectable after that DNA test fuckup. She showed her powerlevel.
The bookmakers are favoring Bernie and Kamala.