WE WILL MISS YOUR SHIT POSTING!
ITS BEEN FUN. MAKE ABO PORN FOR US.
GOOD BYE KIWI/OZ MATES
Ethan Perez
Dylan Morris
literally one of the only boards you can access through google is Jow Forums now, aus gov is top class
Justin Allen
Remember when you can't get here to take the shitposting IRL.
Brandon Bell
That should worry you.
Austin Brown
>MAKE ABO PORN FOR US
Jonathan Parker
SHIT POSTING ISNT A CRIME
Dominic Nguyen
>tfw there's only one nation that a free born man can shitpost
Hunter Reed
R A R E
A
R
E
Landon Bennett
Feelsgoodman. Gonna miss all these euro fags.
Jonathan Young
Honeyput dude, they want to monitor the aussies posting, probably kiwis too
Isaiah Collins
my isp only banned infinity
Ryan Perry
oh? they wanna monitor me? then monitor this!!!
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Cameron Ward
We ain't going anywhere mate.
Jeremiah Martin
VPN+Tor should get ya by! Not like going to pol is made Illegal, just really difficult!
Also heard Tor then VPN is the best way to fool the ISP to being in a different domain but then again they can see you going to Jow Forums
Christian Butler
if they spy on my youtube channel they're gonna be greeted by my big hairy ass, puckered anus and my huge shits left the bowl.
SAY IT WITH ME
1, 2, 3
PEE PEE POO POO
Samuel Nguyen
POOOO PEEEE POOOOO PEEEE POOOO YUMMY BUTT *BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* Yes quite pungent indeed mrs Adern.... yes.... cheese I smell? Quite well aged indeed *BRRRRRAAAAAAP* *Kachunk!* Oooooo that one was a little lumpy, corn for dinner? I knew it darling.... Better not waste it now.... kids in Africa are starving yummy!
POOOO PEEEE POOO PEEEEE
Levi Jackson
Prithee, my Polish Queen, might I throw my gave upon your rumpescuttle?
Yes, my dear inch those court apperance trousers downn to revel thy magnificent can
Oh my indeed
On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture
What is that over there, schnuckums?
*Teleports behind you*
Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack
*Crouches down at lightning speed*
Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?
A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports
You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality
However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent
The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you...will be...most kind...
*Playful chortle*
That's it, reveal yourself to me
*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*
*SNIFF*
Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!
Come on lass, you know what I require
SQUEEEEELDGE BROOOOOOR BITOW BITOW POW POW
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP
BROOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRQUUUUUOP
Joshua Wood
Those cunts aren't going anywhere, quit crying.
Jaxson Richardson
Indeed.
Cooper Jackson
not going anywhere m8
Jeremiah Walker
nice one
Michael Taylor
>Australia finally shitposted so hard they were banned from the internet
Godspeed, you absolute mad cunts.