>Be me, forced to spend time with zoomer cousin
>Hang out with him and his friends
>One is the kids (a white male I might add) mentioned that he was the head of his schools democratic society.
> Gaslight that little shit using my high verbal intelligence
> Tell him that everyone at his democrat meetings hates him secretly for being white and male. Tell him that they’re allowed to since he deserves it.
>Really go in on him for 10 minutes while he meekly tries to say it isn’t true. As time goes by I can see that he’s getting sadder and sadder because he has his doubts.
>Eventually I get him to cry and he goes home.
What have you done to day Jow Forums? I just owned a shitlib.
I made a 14yo white boy cry, what have you done today?
>fingered my girlfriend
>received an acceptance letter from Oxford university
Fuck off you cunt and delete this shit thread
Fucking meme flag cunts show your real flags
>tranny larping
>still not loved
>still wont pass
Sure
When I was a dumb NPC I once made a kid cry for dressing like Hitler in Halloween running after a black kid.
When he catched his breath he explained to me he just wanted his Charles Chaplin hat that the black kid stole from him.
Whatcha studying?
Physics currently. I got accepted to a dphil( PhD) program in condensed matter
I successfully transfered to a university and I accepted a job offer.
>dphil
>explains it
I guess you had to watch out for your fellow African Carlos
I think every degree from Oxbridge is a BA and every PhD is a dphil, leave user alone you bully
Good story. Sounds like a faggot.
I remember making my cousin, whos an 11 year old girl, furious during a Thanksgiving dinner. I kept telling her that a woman could never be president because everyone secretly thinks girls are dumb. It was great.
She isn't going to fuck you retard.
>>fingered my girlfriend
>>received an acceptance letter from Oxford university
That's an odd place to find a letter.
Roasties, am I right?
>That's an odd place to find a letter.
How do you think he got accepted. Dean of admissions hand delivered it.
Lmao
Bump for funnys
1. > You have to be 18 to post on Jow Forums
2. > You just made another Jow Forums member
Thanks!
He didn’t say he was below 18