I made a 14yo white boy cry, what have you done today?

>Be me, forced to spend time with zoomer cousin
>Hang out with him and his friends
>One is the kids (a white male I might add) mentioned that he was the head of his schools democratic society.
> Gaslight that little shit using my high verbal intelligence
> Tell him that everyone at his democrat meetings hates him secretly for being white and male. Tell him that they’re allowed to since he deserves it.
>Really go in on him for 10 minutes while he meekly tries to say it isn’t true. As time goes by I can see that he’s getting sadder and sadder because he has his doubts.
>Eventually I get him to cry and he goes home.
What have you done to day Jow Forums? I just owned a shitlib.

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>fingered my girlfriend
>received an acceptance letter from Oxford university

Fuck off you cunt and delete this shit thread

Fucking meme flag cunts show your real flags

>tranny larping
>still not loved
>still wont pass

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Sure

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When I was a dumb NPC I once made a kid cry for dressing like Hitler in Halloween running after a black kid.
When he catched his breath he explained to me he just wanted his Charles Chaplin hat that the black kid stole from him.

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Whatcha studying?

Physics currently. I got accepted to a dphil( PhD) program in condensed matter

I successfully transfered to a university and I accepted a job offer.

>dphil
>explains it

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I guess you had to watch out for your fellow African Carlos

I think every degree from Oxbridge is a BA and every PhD is a dphil, leave user alone you bully

Good story. Sounds like a faggot.

I remember making my cousin, whos an 11 year old girl, furious during a Thanksgiving dinner. I kept telling her that a woman could never be president because everyone secretly thinks girls are dumb. It was great.

She isn't going to fuck you retard.

>>fingered my girlfriend
>>received an acceptance letter from Oxford university

That's an odd place to find a letter.

Roasties, am I right?

>That's an odd place to find a letter.
How do you think he got accepted. Dean of admissions hand delivered it.

Lmao

Bump for funnys

1. > You have to be 18 to post on Jow Forums
2. > You just made another Jow Forums member

Thanks!

He didn’t say he was below 18