>BOILING FUCKING HOT 8 MONTHS OF THE YEAR
>get sunburned if im in the sun for 30mins
>10 years behind every other western country
>people are generally fun but it's nealy impossible to find anyone interesting
>Jow Forums gets banned because of something i dont give a fuck about
How do i leave this country? Is 6 generations of exile long enough? LET ME OUT
any one else notice that the map to australia is just america but upside-down?
maybe if you squint really fucking hard
tasmania = alaska
>his country hasnt invented cold weather yet
Suprised you didn’t bring up the giant fucking house spiders and shit.
Dude you get to eat pure grass fed and finished beef CHEAP
Go back inside
>people are generally fun but it's nearly impossible to find anyone interesting
can you elaborate? the one Aussie girl I know and the few I've seen online are these vapid Californian-type "influencers", guys are similar (e.g. Zyzz). The ones that are different have to hide in a foreign embassy to escape all this. Is this accurate? Is huwhite Australia just one giant California, with non-chalant quinoa salad-eating health and beauty-obsessed bohemians?
This is a big meme. There is 1 spider that can kill you and I've never seen one in my life.
Only 1 predator in the whole country and it's only in a certain part of the country.
I would shit myself if I ever saw a grizzly or cougar fuck that shit
I mainly eat chicken and fish kek
You did it wrong, try this
>6 generations of exile
Kek go back to bongland and buy a wanker licence
Meanwhile over here in Best Australia the weather is fucking golden and my ISP let's me shitpost on all my devices.
Also we are better at footy and our women are attractive while yours are mostly former males and niggers.
>10 years behind every other western country
That's not a bad thing...
>Is huwhite Australia just one giant California, with non-chalant quinoa salad-eating health and beauty-obsessed bohemians?
not a bad description of where I live tbqh. Melbourne might be different but the only things that exist where I live are sport, the beach and getting drunk.
Australia is the most aesthetically pleasing continent. Anyone who disagrees can fight me fgt
>10 years behind
This is a good thing and it's always worked this way. We let other places test new ideas, if it works we implement it, if it doesn't we ignore it.
see
Also where is best australia
>if it works we implement it
yeah stellar NBN implementation learning from the rest of the world.
world class public transport too
The only bad thing about Australia, is the Australians.
I wouldn't say it's cheap, plus you have to go find a butcher who gives a fuck about how he sources his meat
Well yeah, it changed because of retarded gloablists, commies, useful idiots and jews. Which is why we are now in a clown reality.
checked.
the people are actually the only good thing about australia even if they're all tribal normies
you mean the white people
only been there once for 3 weeks but even in their most cucked city (Melbourne) it wasn’t as bad as i hear from the aussies here. pic related is a rooftop bar i went to, you would never see an all white crowd in a major canadian city like that. there were lots of chinks but absolutely nothing lile vancouver.
weather was shite though, i like chilly to mildly warm weather (12C-24C) and also cloudy but in aus it gets like 40C+ sometimes in the summer with a hot desert wind. very strange weather because it’s very hot but not humid so you aren’t sweating buckets and feeling like total shite
>yfw the brits sent you to an oven island and it gets flooded with Chinese
dunno
it's 99% white people where I live.
What are you talking about, I put on a cardie for the first time this evening.. it was nice.
it's 25C and 94% humidity at 1030pm kek
>BOILING FUCKING HOT 8 MONTHS OF THE YEAR
True but freezing your balls of in Europe is not fun either
>get sunburned if im in the sun for 30mins
True
>10 years behind every other western country
with the way western civilization develops thats a good thing. should be 50 years
>people are generally fun but it's nealy impossible to find anyone interesting
applies to all countries
>Jow Forums gets banned because of something i dont give a fuck abou
Jow Forums is shit
are you a women or just a poof?
>with the way western civilization develops thats a good thing. should be 50 years
nah we have all the SJWs too. we're just 10 years behind in the shit that actually matters like infrastructure and technology
You must live in the more savage parts of the nation.
It's under 20 in Sydney with a little wind chill, thats jumper weather
Dont knock the cardie cunt or i'll sock you in the nose.
men don't wear cardigans, do you walk around in a dress?
>True but freezing your balls of in Europe is not fun either
It's easier to warm up than to cool down though.
Without AC the only way to cool down is to go swimming and get sun roasted.
So no man has ever worn a knitted top, righto cunt...
I just call it a cardie effeminately to rile closeted homos like you up. Its ok, i'm a man, you will be one day too.
Redpill me on Europe/US
Hold still while I glass you
well gay ones have
i'll seduce your parents m8
Let's trade then nigger.
You get my passport, I get yours, I go live in Canberra.
malaysia would be even hotter and shitter than australia kek
>The only bad thing about Australia, is the Australians.
Kylie back in her prime though.
move to new zealand
>melbourne is seattle
checks out.
Australia doesn't know they're actually doing Jow Forums a favor.