This happened awhile ago. He knows I come to Jow Forums and is pissed. What do I say?

Ask him if he eats food or drinks liquids, just like HItler did.
Then call him a stupid fucking faggot that is easier to train and control than a dog.

>Jow Forums is an open public forum. What's the problem with it?

>oh the shooter? He posted his weapons on twitter and live streamed thanks to Facebook yet you're so mind controlled by big media and big money you think an open public forum is the problem

Easy shit to debunk.

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>on the internet
what is the fucking problem then? i suppose you haven't gone off and shot 49 ppl?

Tell him 30 million people visit Jow Forums a month and 99.9999999% of them don't shoot up mosques.

Tell him to mind his own business or you'll kick his shit in.

"What are you gonna do? Shot me?"

if triples you tell him that you helped plan the attack

check'd

Just tell him that Hitler did nothing wrong and then drop him as a friend.

just explain the site has no moderation so unfiltered bullshit leaks through

full on tankie "stalin did nothing wrong" communists, nazis, openborders homosexuals, and jewish-fascists rub elbows here

This is what’s wrong with modern society. Idiots would rather blame some words on a screen than an actual psychopath who killed innocent people. This is why gun control is being pushed, this is why we’re on the brink of socialism in the West, this is why everyone has become faggots. People need to take accountability for their actions and people need to blame those who’s actions it actually was, not inanimate objects. Trump didn’t commit the shooting, it’s wasnt 4chans fault, it was some psycho who committed this act because of the retarded multicultural cesspool the West has become.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

whoa dude the shooter made jokes we better stop making jokes or else we'll be like the shooter

tell him to fuck himself then block him

Tell him he was from 8ch, not Jow Forums. Very, very disrespectful of him

Make the 'hitler drank water and you drink water so you are hitler' argument, then send a recording of you farting to him.

Make sure you tell him to sub 2 pewdiepie

call him a little bitch

Imagine having a bluepilled cuck of a dad

Mine is a cuckservative but I always manage to override his political opinions and have the higher ground every time

>Imagine an aussie cunt asking help on shitposting
Wew

Ask him if he thinks all muslims are terrorists. If he says no, then point out how the terrorist muslims visited the same mosques as the everyday muslims. Ask him, again, if he thinks muslims are terrorists.

op this would btfo that tard

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Beat up your dad.

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Call him a humorless poofter

call him a muslim appolegist

tell him to come here and challenge our ideas

fpbp

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Give us an op

>Jokes
Amy scheumer is a white nationalist terrorist, some one alert the proper authorities.

>caring what other people think of you
I laughed about the NZ shooting to my coworkers, and guess what, life moved on

Say to him, that you are going to shoot up a school.

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End your relationship with him, or just troll him.

Your mates a faggot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_fallacy

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Make sure you are ready to go

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Suck his benis as a part of joke

say
>if you really believed that
>why are you antagonizing me?

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For starters, you must be 18 to post here. So you shouldn't have to fear from your father.

Second, how much of a brainlet are you that you have to ask us for a response to your father? Are you incapable of forming your own opinions as well as defending those opinions?

Maybe since you are obviously under 18 and not intelligent enough to defend your actions, you should listen to your father and gtfo.

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>There's literally 0 difference between innocent Muslims and radical islamic terrorists when they pray on the mosque. Is that a problem?
Or just tell him to fuck off, who cares about your memes

That faggot Jake needs to subscribe to Pewdiepie immediately

Tell him he's right. We need to be equally wary of Jow Forums members as we are of Muslims

All the jihadi terrorists pray to allah

Ask him if he is subscribed to pewdiepie, ask for a proof.

Update pls

>ALDImobile
I didnt know aldi had a phone service, do they make you pay for the paper your statement is printed on?

Suck your dads dick, he will get over it

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He went on facebook too, that’s where he livestreamed the shooting. Theres literally no difference between the way your friend uses the internet and the way he did

Just go full 1488. If every white male did 100% of our problems would be over.

is that pistachio ice cream?

>it's just jokes
Faggot ironyfag detected

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I take it back.

Just call him a thought policing nazi. And tell him that if he doesn't stop being a nazi you won't hang out with him anymore.

What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch

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He also used facebook.

It's all for the lulz

>tell jake "Allahu Ackbar!"

>then tell jake to respond to this thread or his mother will die in her sleep!

Yeah, we're only half as bad.

No it’s Lime ice cream

Fuck him in the ass to show dominance.

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Can't be deranged and crazy to normies if we're all deranged and crazy

underrated.

Killer id mate.

Tell him that shooter streamed it on Facebook and that he has a Facebook page (I am assuming since he is a blue pilled normie) so he is exactly the same as the shooter.

Fuck the race traitor , make new friends

Bro, you're breathing in oxygen JUST LIKE THE TERRORIST. THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND HIM.

ooh that was close

Tell him to stop being such an insecure cuck. Kill his meinkraft character repeatedly.

say that he also used the internet

he also used reddit

he even had an email account and facebook

Tell him to stay away from the mosque next wednesday

you have your father saved as his first name not Dad or something to imply your familiarity with him?
Also; why dont you argue against him watching tv? just find any of the mass murderers from past 50 years and say
>[bad person] watched tv, you watch tv, no difference in behavior at home consuming mass-media

About time they got that Sam Hyde bastard.

Just cut off contact with the fucker. Why do you allow poison into your life?

>What do I say?
Tell him that if that was true, he would be dead by now.

I don't believe you, lime ice cream is not that green. I have still faith for based pistachio.

Say the shooter used facebook and twitter

Jake is a faggot.

Just be straight with him and reply "I condone what the shooter did and I hope it happens again soon." Honesty is the best cure.

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tell him to fuck off. If someone preaches you about tolerance and acceptance, stop talking to them, you don't need that kind of negativity

Pistachio and hazelnut are the patrician ice cream flavours

>the killer made jokes so jokes are now wrong
these people are seriously going to herd themselves into a big brother state rofl

make the point that there's millions of people here and only one terrorist and that he needs to shut his dumb mouth

>Anglo having a correct opinion on food
Do you have french ancestors my bong friend?

he's an informant

Call him a faggot and threaten to report him for death threats if he responds.

This.

>not caramel, fudge or stracciatella