Australia bros... Are you still out there? I dont want to lose you. You're my favorite posters, you're so goddamn funny...

I met a shitload of you filthy cunts and I gotta say you’re truly some of the most loveable degenerate bogan fucks ive ever had the pleasure of drinking with.

I’m truly sorry for what’s happening to your country. I pray that you find a trump of your own.

Forgot to say, I met them all in Bali of course.

Translation
>please don’t burden yourself with needless worry. We will venture forward into the yonder with hope and courage in our hearts and confront our destiny, be that what it may

This. You Aussies make this board so entertaining and it won't ever be the same without you.

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How does that happen? Shooting in NZ means Aussies banned? I don't even understand. We always gave Sweden and the UK the biggest cuck award, when really it was the Aussie cunts all along.

I don't feel so good bros...

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Can't wait for them to finaly fuck off

You fuck off cunt. Rather have them here than you by a large margin

Its so cringe that newfags think australians are funny. Their shithole internet is why they are funny i guess, they probably think for hours and post a joke

Yet here i am

THANOS NO!

leafs truly do make up the worst posters

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>Translation
>>please don’t burden yourself with needless worry. We will venture forward into the yonder with hope and courage in our hearts and confront our destiny, be that what it may

fucking kek
Ausies are a blessed people

Yeah yeah I'm here, just took a nap. Up at 3am now for prime posting hours.

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nice sleep pattern faggot

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It's really been quite the problem, I've slowly been shifting it forward by an hour or two every day, so eventually it'll be normal again.

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GAS GAS GAS... Our shill government is accelerating the cause...

don't forget us

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Same here m8...I'm taking a fat shit atm

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>synchronised shitposting

What's happening? Why can't they post?

buy fren. see you in ther other side

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Fuck off jezelf wahed jij bent echt sukkeltje

You are all going to have to start paying us to be here, I am personally out of pocket 38 dollars for VPN expenses, just saying.

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A bunch of our ISP are DNS blocking Jow Forums (easy to circumvent, but not all of us are tech savvy)

vpns are slow as shit, you're better off with a new router if you can't get around your ISP-issued one.

Leafs are like that one kid in school that knows no one likes him so he just thrives in it and does annoying shit that makes everyone hate him even more

I paid nothing :^)

Testan

Haha it worked

There will be some drop off.........but the most dedicated shitposters have worked around the ineffectual block implemented by our faggot ISPs.
Expect more high quality bants.

change your dns you stupid boong most vpn ip's don't work here anyay

I would gladly trade leafs for aussies any day

This shit is pretty fucken gay tight here.

Our local shill phone and internet providers are trying to deny the long standing Aussie shitpost tradition... dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6825125/Telstra-blocks-Jow Forums-LiveLeak-refuse-remove-footage-Christchurch-massacre.html

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fucking fags!!

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

WONT YOU
FORGET ABOUT ME

ILL BE ALONE DANCING YOU KNOW IT BABY

Fuck you too mate

It's alright for now until it's not and then you can cry like a vagina

>tfw that meme is like literally me
I'm kind of ashamed I've done this at least a dozen times

It's means don't worry. We'll make it.

Yeah mate she's right our governments too fuckin stupid to do anything but a DNS block fuckin dog cunts

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Still here. Only Telavivstra and Fagaphone censored the site.

Jesus cunt, get your shit in order

>tfw I'll have to start using a VPN and lose my signature shitposting flag when the government inevitably IP bans 4chin
We had some good times though, heck, we're still having them

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wtf is a dns, I don't talk computer gobbledygook, I am more of an outdoorsy action man.

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DING DONG THE WICKED AUS IS DEEEEAAAAAD

Stay off the site you faggots or your government will raid you. Good riddance, all you ever did was shitpost.

This incident taught a tech-illiterate dummy like me how to change my DNS. Thanks i guess.

crowdsupport.telstra.com.au/t5/Home-Broadband/How-to-change-DNS-from-Smart-Modem/td-p/781838

You'll never be rid of us

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>fuck off we're fu--

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pretty fukkin full m8

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I love Australian posting so much. I wish I could do it like you all do. If I come live in Australia for a while can I learn the ways? What parts of Australia are the most shitpost-y. How can I become an honorary Australian?

pls go, I kinda miss them,but then agian they're rude assholes

you say that now but in a few months time you will wonder why the site is so devoid of humour, creativity and the purest of faustian spirits the earth has to offer

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fuckin kek
imagine a world without australians

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accurate

So he can promise to increase immigration? It's cool bro, we've got that covered already.

>open shrublands
That’s a fancy euphemism for arid deathtrap

thanks

F U L L

>WA and Queensland are the biggest IRL shitposters. Steer clear of NSW, Victoria and the ACT.

The middle of Australia is uninhabitable nigga.

I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you packed up and moved into that uninhabited land. Just don't ask them for any help if shit hits the fan.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I'll do anything for that aus pussy

Mfw the Aussie feds make this copypasta illegal

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How's Perth?

There's that, but it's also just enough life out there for deadly spiders, bugs and snakes to survive

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Where was this read out recently? Can someone link me to it?

Pretty chinked, but not terrible. It's a little less cucked than the rest of straya cus we're constantly threatening to break away from the federal government.

>wanting liquored up bogan pussy
most women here are slobs, hate to say it. Hard to find a nice girl even in the country. Most of them get hammered with the guys and try to act like dudes and it's offputting. basically almost every woman here is:

>I have more male friends than femal friends because I want to avoid the drama of women
type of girls

Same. My circadian rhythms are in the shitter.

Nederland is geneukt

Second. Aussies are true bros.
youtu.be/QPcAdhVBuL4

kk
O just heard that they love foreign dick, but then again, which western women don't nowadays?
I probably should settle down sometime too, or else dating will become even more degenerate and burdensome

Everything will be okay mate

Careful. That might get you arrested now.

does this mean Brenton has 350 confirmed kills now?

Not all leafs are fags... :(

Nice one

Kangaroos you need to push a short walkthrough how to circumvent this ban on some public website, so the less tech knowledgeable kangaroos can also join. They will be googling the minute they can't reach here.

Yeah nah sorry mate you are.

I would trade literally every Euro and Canadian flag for a Jow Forums just full of burgers and Australians

it's western women bro, I went to germany and slammed many bavarian babes. Accent in europe makes life easy mode when you want pussy

But all fags are leafs (pretty sure that 90% of the canadian population is bisexual)

already done m8

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Same m8

I remember this one particular shitpost from just over four years ago:
>archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/41722922/#41722922

During the aftermath from the bombing of Jow Forums harbor, flags had still yet to be returned to the board. The lack of flags only made Aussies stronger, as it masked their shitposting. I called out a crypto-aussie before the flags were returned, and through sheer dumb luck during the course of the thread, without any indication prior, the flags were returned. The archive doesn't store the flags after they were returned, but OP received his Aussie medal and thread lurkers could finally see with their own eyes: der Aussie.

The moral of this story is that Aussies have a distinguished way of posting, their own culture - to destroy Aussies would be to genocide a people which makes up the Jow Forums. Ironically, in a cruel "monkeys-paw" twist of fate, the Aussie who wanted to end diversity and mixing of cultures with the shooting will get his wish: Aussies will be removed from Jow Forums.

I'll miss you bastards - see you, space cowboy.

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God dang it, not the bavarians!
I thought they have standards!

Groovy.

Quiet down, dogfucker.