This book is number one on Amazon right now.
It's an 80 page fuckbook about a girl named Teeny who meets a guy literally named Bull with a huge dick. I got Amazon's free Prime Kindle reads and looked through it. No plot, just hard angry sex with Chad.
Wtf? Even 50 Shades of grey had more story.
Are women this desperate to be fucked by a total stranger with high test?
White men are uncharismatic and awkward.
i used to write erotica for amazon when it was a lot easier. there's 2 kinds of erotica: really smutty, and romantic novels with sex dripped in. more women read romantic novels than the pure smut.
Zzzzzzzz
>actually fucking reading that shit
What the fuck
> Teeny has just moved into a brand new place and curiosity has gotten the better of her. When she meets her new neighbor she’s not prepared for how big or how hot he is. The gentle giant has her fantasies running wild and she’s learning what it means to love thy neighbor.
> Bull has always been the biggest in the room and it’s annoying. He’s a former security guard who now does online consulting to stay away from the stares. But when his young little neighbor wants to make friends he can’t help himself. He’s tearing down all his walls and breaking the rules just to have a shot at what he never thought was possible.
> Warning: Will Bull be too big to make Teeny his? Will it somehow work anyway? You betcha! Find out what happens when this bull meets his china shop...because it’s wild!
Disney Channel prime time series when?
I hate erotic fiction. It's trash made by trash and read by trash. I use it as a test in new relationships. If my new woman mentions liking it, I dump her worthless ass before she can cuck me.
From a reviewer:
> I was really looking forward to this book because I knew it was going to be awesome. An extra large man plus a tiny women and this author, makes this story fun. While I thought it was a sweet and hot story I was a bit let down (purely from my own expectations, not from the story).
> My expectations were that Bull was going to be a super possessive alpha and want nothing more the to love and protect Tiny. While that was true, he was too soft for me. I wanted a dominant alpha in control, not a soft teddy bear who gave into everything his woman said. Having said that it was an enjoyable read.
>Will Bull be too big to make Teeny his? Will it somehow work anyway? You betcha! Find out what happens when this bull meets his china shop...because it’s wild!
Society was a mistake
Guys, guys, it’ll be alright. Just think of Murdoch-chan
>I wanted a dominant alpha in control, not a soft teddy bear who gave into everything his woman said
What did they mean by this
actually dogs can be as smart as anything
women are retarded, much moreso than any good beasts are
you can have deep philosophical conversations with any noble animal, and more (no sex please)
here's a book for you goys: "kinship with all life" by j allen boone
my.mixtape.moe
good luck finding a woman who lets go of her me me me me constant feedback loop though
This is just retarded.
If you have the same game you are going to attract similar types of girls.
It doesn't say it's a best seller you obsessed sandnigger cuck
>having sex with an ultra atractive Chad male in the literal version of female porn is shocking
It's literal porn retarn.
erotica novels are FUCKING PORN.
She wants her teeth smashed in while she’s being a cunt, I guess?
I've thought about playing around with writing this kind of stuff for a little side income for a while. Any advice for trying to get into this now or is it not worth it?
>Kindle, a million books
>99% garbage
I make so much money writing trap porn and selling it on Amazon its disgusting. I did it as a joke the first time, but it blew up and had such a great return on my time investment its literally all I do now.
No. Letting society (men) be led around by its dicks by the matriarchy (passive aggressive, trashy sluts and their beta cuck followers) was a mistake.
Society was fine until men gave women ALL the power in relationships.
Jewish psyop thread to make White men less encouraged to reproduce, SAGE
Almost everything on kindle unlimited is absolute trash. You can find some gems sometimes.
BIG TIDDY
#8 is obviously a real book
#1 to 7 are trash
did anybody ever try to account for all the trash women produce? all these cut trees so they can get their hamsters spinning?
Women actually hate feminized men. But the herd won't let them say this.
What type of dog would you recommend if I want to talk to it?
Isn't 50 shades of grey the best selling book for women?
Feminists love a good strong authoritarian Muslim to slap them about
Yea, the real question is why is erotica selling so well right now to women in particular?
this is what peak jewry looks like
no
this is a universal testimony of men who have developed game to th point they can get any woman
There haven't been women on Earth since about the 1920's
number one in what category?
it's really not worth it now unless you really like writing. amazon changed their algorithm where word count matters a lot now for erotica. i used to be able to do 5-7k words and rank first in amazon's search for erotica related keywords. made some okay money.
50 shades isn't really smutty. it's just a bad romance novel. i'm saying smutty erotica would be the equivalent of a porno if you tried to make a porno out of it.
i dont, i'm not a dog person
read tha book, it changed lives
it's not about dogs even though the first half is
i'll take a shot though: german shepherd
*if you tried to make a movie out of it.
literature readers are 80% females.
males are mostly into non fiction books.
>now
erotica and romance literally sells more than all the other genres of literature combined and doubled.
romance is like the shitty isekai novel of harem anime, but for the average women.
It fills the human nature need of women of having social interactions and relationships and having an exciting fantasy about a high status male finding love with generally a self insert or just another atractive girl.
It's a self insert fantasy for bored middle class women.
Erotica is just porn, but with emotions and shit.
Women need to get off emotionally and they prefer to use their imaginations, unlike males.
t. /lit/ faggot loser who read books on how to write erotica and such garbage.
The heard is what is emasculating little boys. It's a woman's natural attraction that stands in the way of what she wants and what our matriarchal society tells her she wants.
If you punish masculine behavior you're going to get less of it.
there are broken little girls
the best bet i found is one who knows she's broken (multiple personalities)
turns out her youngest self is the least obnoxious/annoying/wilful/baggage holder one by far
repeated advice i read from such smalltime writers is to learn to accept to write what people want to read and pay for
also aiming at niche kinks
he makes a good point at the end but i dont see why he'd say "when you can get any woman you want." No man can get any woman he wants, not the Rock, not Leonardo Decaprio, not any king or president, so its kind of a moot point. You dont have to be a pussy slayer to know how women act, either. It comes off as pompous bragging in the same way a 5 year-old says his dad works for Nintendo
every SINGLE woman I've had sex with likes to be dominated, choked. pinned, etc. ALL OF THEM. Most won't admit but it's a primal thing and by primal thing I mean it's a rape fantasy in denial.
>7,000 words
Unless I’m crazy wouldn’t that be only like 15-20 pages single-spaced?
People actually pay for a fucking short story?
That’s why shonen manga should be required reading in elementary/middle school
i hate both men and women for differing reasons
I actually laughed at this fucking meme, thanks slime.
Literally never met a woman who was into this, aside from my Muzzie friend's mum who wore a hijab lol.
romance novels/erotica has always been primarily women. it's kind of common knowledge that women get off with their brain more-so then men. men typically need the visual aspect.
>she fell for the THICC meme
see game is real because women are flawed
>Game
>Any woman
You're a retarded shut in
One per 50 approaches is Apex game tier
Every woman he wants is even to much for natural 10/10 Chad
Even Brad pit got rejected
Kill yourself retard
What about orthodoxy triggers you this much frogger?
E-books are as fucked as comic books or movies now. The Kindle store is 90% shit like this. The only silver lining is that I finally found a situation desperate enough to push me into reading the classics.
>It's a self insert fantasy for bored middle class women.
bingo
have you read delicioustacos' take on it? He breaks it down in one masterful shitpost
delicioustacos.com/2012/03/23/book-review-fifty-shades-of-grey-by-e-l-james/
people can enjoy short stories nigger.
yea, I would have my prices at $2.99 too, lol. i would pay freelance writers (mostly women) write about whatever plots i gave them from my research on what would sell. it would cost me around $50-80 for a story and the story could sell that much per day for a few months before dying off. some didn't sell at all though.
nothing it's badass
and nowadays russia and poland are the hope of the white man
i was describing the picture of the post i was replying to
The book is their non ironic fantasy, hence why they sell so great
>mfw this duo of erotica novelists have accomplished more than any of you ever will
that chick is probably a sock puppet account for another author that they trade reviews with. that's really common.
It's probably less socially destructive than "whore takes two dicks in ass" which are typically at the top of pornhub's "most watched videos of all time" list.
when is Jow Forums going to take the volcel pill
women will continue to be broken until the waves of men that will do anything to get their dick wet stop being so desperate
>download female porn novel
>surprised to find female porn
Dude what?
i know, ive read it and its old news. Game is just social skills. Game deniers are retarded.
My point is that no man on planet Earth can "pull any woman." The hugest stud on this planet is still only going to be able to have sex with a small percentage of women he talks to. This is a fact. Until we have some genetically engineered fucking X-men mind-controllers with pussy powers, then there will never be a man who can bang every woman he tries to bang.
brad after divorcerape
nigger, I wont read romance and erotica, is garbage.
And I've read a bunch of books about writing for that shit because I though I could make a quick buck writing that shit.
Is just the female version of porn written by other women who do it as a hobby or because they also read a lot of romance novels when they were teens.
BTW Not all romance is about sex, there's even entire markets of christian romance novels that are puritan as fuck and even publishers that thrive on selling inspirational christian romance in america.
men jack off to fat women on pornhub. who cares if women read about thick cocks in their spare time.
the porn industry is giving you a porn addiction and all you can do is deny that it is happening and that it's not that bad.
I should write book about how much I'm a faggot who can't stop thinking about dicks and then just switch the genders to market for old dry vagina.
Instant best seller.
I'm 5'6" and work at a mcjob and I pull in about 2 women a month without using an app, that user is 100% correct, I legit say the same shit to them, learned what not to say, learned when to walk away or keep them with me on their mind, it's all very simple, predictable and it's not much of a hunt more as a ritual I just do to past time
I always feel like I might find a girl who isn't predictable, but they all are
>thick
>isn't about big tiddie thick bitches
you're taking it too literally
it's more like any woman you have access to
This is trash. They need to make that Serbian or Bosnian or w/e sniper erotic fiction instead.
Pic
Honestly very interested in this, been working on a long form poem in dec hex but I know nobody aside from a couple autists will read it so considering shelling out this kind of garbage with VERY underscored subtle propaganda to make some money.
This, I don’t know why so many men are like, surprised or disgusted by this.
How do you guys have sex?
guy needs to go on a cut
i did this too actually. any bad selling short stories i had i would just pay a writer for an hour to rewrite it to be for gay men instead of women. it's called mirroring. gay men like erotica too. there's a small market for straight men as well. it's specific kinks though like breastfeeding, diapers, penis growth, etc.
>Excerpt
>Out on the balcony, when Reginald kissed Diana's lips, her knees went weak. Slowly, he pulled her top down, exposing her soft, unyielding breasts. Just the sight of those breasts made Reginald's penis very hard. His penis was of considerable size, and now beads of sweat slowly ran down his penis, making it glisten like a strong swimmer, fresh from out of the pool. It was a fantastic penis, that seemed as strong as a horse's leg, yet as delicate as a flower wrapped in silk. What a grand, grand penis. Diana's nipples...
>Chapter 18
>Diana had never slept with another woman before, but it was an erotic thought she often fantasized about, and as Rebecca's naked body lay before her, Diana couldn't help but feel aroused. "Go on", Rebecca said softly, "Touch me." Diana leaned down slowly and brushed Rebecca's bare stomach with her fingertips... It felt good. Like a penis. A soft, but sturdy penis that felt warm to the touch. In Rebecca's mind, she suddenly felt like she was surrounded by penises. They were all around her, flopping all around and slapping her face. It was as if she were in a redwood forest of penises. They presented themselves tall and mighty all around her, with...
Erotic novels have always been female porn,
Erotic novels aren’t even new
women don't fap to video material, at least not the average women.
they can't get off to the idea of fucking some stranger suddenly.
unlike pol ideas about women, they need to get off to the idea of two guys who were destined to have sex or some BS like that.
Males also do the same when they literally watch garbage after garbage of 2D chinese cartoons.
Same garbage.
Japs literally make an entire industry of 2D cartoon girls who are the same garbage as the average erotica and romance novels.
>germans have an average iq higher than all other whites
Listen to the Kraut. Most men will have a tiny percentage of "interested" people per 100 encounters with the opposite sex. An average guy will have maybe a 2% rate of girls who think "he's cute" with same deviations in percentages in the 3-7 looks range. In the 8+ category, you're talking at most a 5% rate of interested chicks. That is a whole world of difference, literally 100% better odds, but it's not a sure thing or even a good bet.
The ones who claim they aren't, either a) are but don't admit it, b) are but don't think what they are in to falls in to that category, or b) haven't gotten in to it yet
All women are in to erotic fiction.
No, this type of book is number one on (((Amazon))) for 2 reasons. One is that they inflate it to number one artificially in the hopes of spreading that faggot blacked propaganda. Kinda how Captain Marvel was number one and sold out and yet all the theatres were basically empty. They put books like this where they want them to debut in the hopes that some lonesome housewives looking for erotica will suddenly decide to fuck niggers.
Secondly, this type of thing appeals primarily to middle aged Jewish women who for some odd reason love niggers. Its extremely odd. Actual white women find niggers just as ugly as everyone else, but somehow Jewish women love them. Imagine being a jew and having to live with the fact that your own women love niggers, the ugliest humans on the planet, more than they love you. Its funny and sad at the same time.
there's really nothing to it. like i said though i would focus on word length now. understand shelf life is a big thing too and there's a group of heavy readers that will always buy new erotica and sales will die off within months.
romance novels seem more profitable to me now then just straight up smut.
Just shoot big people problem solved easy target fall down hard not so vagi tingly anymore huh
Had to use a snapchat filter to hide her huge jew nose.
You'd be surprised dude, especially if they even just a tiny tiny bit on the chubby side. Especially if they are. Girls are whores these days and it took a long time for me to find an honest girl that had never been a full blown whore who wouldn't give it to me in the first week. I kid you not most girls in university if you've talked in class and shit will fuck on the second date, first is rare. I don't even consider myself top stock either, just broad shouldered, big arms, little beer gut. Fuck you can look like Alex Jones and they'll want you long as you 24-28
Except me mum.
Unironically.
30plus years with my dad
Well they are basically slaves to veto power since it is too statistically dangerous for women to approach men, and many men with the phenotypes they most eroticize also have high overlap with violent types.
That’s way to fuckign complicated
Here is how you fuck basically any woman
>ask her out
>don’t be a fagot sperg
>don’t be surprised when women way out of your league turn you down
>go get drinks
>be funny and engaging
>don’t be too nice to her, tease her
>invite her back to your place with the offer of something
>make sure your place is neat and comfortable and not smelly or creepy
>once she’s comfortable and there is a natural pause go in for the kiss
>makenout aggressively, lots of rubbing and groping
>when/if she tries to come up with an excuse, laugh it off or keep pushing.
>if she really wants to stop you she’ll stop you
Congrats you get to fuck her now, it’s really not rocket science