tldr: I'm a homo brown manlet from /a/. I'm also the head of HR for a somewhat sizable tech company. In exchange for a lavish bonus our CEO is having me purge all Trump supporters, conservatives, republicans, and alt-right people from the company. I've been ordered to terminate nearly 750 of you.
So I got to have dinner with our CEO at his house one on one yesterday. His security scanned me and made me leave my phone in the car. He offered me a seven figure bonus to be paid out over the course of two years if I would help him "clean up the employee pool" as he called it. I accepted his offer instantly. He hired an outside intelligence firm to identify all of the employees on the right within the company...and after seeing some of the reports it is AMAZING what they can dig up on all of you. He also started tracking every website people were going to on the company's network. He mentioned this place by name, T_D, Breitbart, Fox News, Daily Caller, Voat, & a few others.
He basically told me: "We cannot employ these people any longer...Not after the NZ shooting. They've lost the war and we can be left with our pants around our ankles as this shit keeps going sideways. And I want you to clean up the mess. This is going to be all on you, so if you get caught I'll have no choice but to terminate you, but I can promise you you'll get your bonus and a massive severance package."
The truth is I would gladly fire all of you for free, so I accepted the offer instantly. I have a list of nearly 750 names, most of them white men and a lot of Boomers. The research is already done and everyone on my list is to be purged over the course of the next six months. We will no longer hire anyone who even has a hint of association with the Republican Party, Trump, MAGA, Conservatives, or the alt-right. We are going to replace all of you with hires out of East Asia. We are even paying for relocation and ESL classes and large bonuses. To be continued in next post...
So I don't want any of you to think we're going to suffer because of this. We won't. East Asians are much better employees than white men. But it gets better...For every hire I'm to dig into their computers and emails to find reasons to terminate them. One person in IT was also offered a huge bonus to help with this and will be terminated if they get caught.
We are going to fire all of the white men "for cause." What this means is that you get: NO references, NO letters of recommendation, NO severance, NO two weeks, NO unemployment. Many of the employees we're terminating have spent lavishly on "sound" investments like high end Mustangs, and Camaros, fishing boats, and McMansions, so I am gleeful to know that your financial worlds will soon implode.
The lesson here is this: your little sperg-fest in New Zealand, didn't accomplish anything positive for you. None of you are "rising up" or going to do anything. Instead, you have galvanized a huge portion of the planet to make you suffer and to take away your privileges permanently. In this case: your privilege to have jobs and earn a living is being taken away. But wait, THERE'S MORE!
We are going to blacklist all of these people in the field we're in. They won't find employment anywhere once I'm done. That being said: THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE. I will now take questions.
Pic related: things you won't have access to when you're poor and unemployed. lol
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was that supposed to be english? I don't understand.
Josiah Watson
>750 conservatives in california stop lying lol
Matthew Gomez
Even if this is true, which it’s most likely not, what you and your CEO don’t understand is that the most dangerous among us don’t slip up...ever. We’ll always be part of your company. We’ve been doing this for so long and have become so skilled at hiding among you, that it’s impossible to purge us all. We are the reason why our beliefs are gaining traction. We’re able to dip your stock as we wish, hire who we wish, fire who we wish, all while operating silently in your safe spaces. In fact, we welcome a purge, it reinforces our core tenet: to be a silent agent of chaos.
Yes you do. You all make massive amount of mistakes. You do realize we monitor performance right? So your little petty meme wars DO get noticed and then you end up unemployed.
And how do you figure you're winning? None of your little terrorist attacks has done anything positive for you...In fact you just lose more ground and privileges with every attack.
Do white men control/dominate any powerful industries and institutions anymore? Most of you are making $14 an hour in some shit trade job and then coming here to lie to everyone saying you make six figures. From where I'm sitting you all appear to be on the ropes.
Austin Morris
I couldn't be less afraid. You white men have been crying wolf since you lost your last american civil war badly.
Grayson Peterson
then death by white vengeance is the future you and your employer chose. enjoy your little time faggot.
So youre really talking about commiting around 750 counts of a felonious offence (invasion of your fellow employees privacy along with your boss) on a mongolian toboganing bulletin and expect folk to take you seriously, if you arent bullshitting youre probably gonna get found out by someone here, i mean if people on this site can use nothing but maps of flight paths to track down isis camps they sure as shit can find someone who is breaking several laws to fire people who they dont agree with politically, good luck oh and id pack some ky into your work bag cos youre gonna get royally fucked when this shit gets exposed (if its even true that is)
Adrian Reyes
I'm not scared. Not even a little. Most of us non-whites literally make fun of white men and laugh about you behind your backs constantly. Your endless petty tantrums don't have anyone worried. Like, I'm more scared of getting bit by a mosquito, than I am of a white man.
How long have you whites been larping anyways? I mean it's been over 150+ years since the KKK was formed, and you really haven't accomplished anything in that time? Pretty pathetic.
So YES, I will enjoy my time being wealthy, brown, and successful, while you're POOR and SEETHING.
Christian Garcia
JAjajajaj mamaa estoy larpando otra vez xDDd
William Watson
> I will enjoy my time being wealthy, brown, and successful
You're not brown you're a Jewish provocateur.
Zachary Ross
>Purge 750 most effective workers >Company goes bankrupt >Blame Whitey
Elijah Hernandez
I am. It's going to be so brutal. We will have extra security on hand too to escort them immediately off the premises. It won't be pretty. Basically they get called into a meeting, and while they're in the meeting room their phones and computer access get disabled, and then they're allowed to clean out their desks with security present and walked off campus with their head hung in SHAME in front of all their peers. It's the worst, most savage way to terminate people. It just takes all their pride away. And as we all know white men are extremely emotional, prideful, arrogant, and entitled so I expect some EPIC meltdowns about it.
It will be the worst for the Boomers. They're dumb and lazy and unhirable. This will literally destroy their lives. Many have been with the company for more than 20 years.
Now, when 750 conservative people lose their jobs in Orange County they know where to direct their anger.
Thank you for for your service, without people like you this whole accelerationism thing wouldn't work.
Oliver Bell
>tall >white >$$$$ >because white and tall
Levi Rogers
>>Purge 750 most effective workers >>Company goes bankrupt >>Blame Whitey
OH, I'M SORRY, it must be so hard being semi-illiterate! How do you manage to read your Bible? Did you see that part where we're going to replace all the white men with east asians? Oh, you see, we thought of that. Do you know that Jews and East Asians are easily the best most desirable knowledge workers? By FAR!
Sorry...You're being replaced. If anything we'll get even better after this is all done.
Ayden Scott
It's bait but it was all part of the plan, read the manifesto.
Noah Perez
Hahaha, jokes on you. I work for myself. I am totally unafraid of being fired for my views.
Get fucked.
Jayden Hall
I love being a brown woman on the internet. NO ONE KNOWS
Joseph Davis
RIP OP Better delete this thread and reconsider your life That pent up frustration needs to get out
>copypasta bait thread #100039948 Imagine being such an impotent hand wringing anti-drumpf cuck that you have pretend to be a successful ethnic minority in a position of power solely for the purpose of getting back at whitey.
I'm glad youre a missed paycheck away from cooking squirrels under a bridge, you wagecuck faggot. Make sure your manager doesn't see you on your phone...
Mason Butler
...I didn't say we were in Orange County...but I know it's a Republican stronghold. That being said I can't give too much info away. I just want you all to know there are real consequences for your little pointless militia outbursts like the attack in NZ. Oh and we're just one company. This shit is going to be happening everywhere. White men are a massive liability now.
You'll never do anything no matter how bad it gets. You'll just quietly go extinct while your women have the time of their lives entertaining my straight mexican peers.
Lol...the fact you're here shilling this gay larp proves we are winning,faggot. Copeposting is all you liberal dipshits have left? spamming Jow Forums is Streisanding the board and helping conservatives worldwide. Your inane politics are being provably exposed as lacking in realtime, This wont end well for your kind.
Brayden Baker
you sure you won't get shot for this?
Evan Gray
>"Time to move to Texas and vote for the same policies there!"
Aaron Cruz
>hello HR >yes I'd like to fire as many people as possible, it will be good for business
Alexander James
>We are going to blacklist all of these people in the field we're in. Oh shit I can't work in your call center anymore. Go away.
Matthew Foster
Does CEO fuck your ass on weekends as a part of your duties?
Grayson Wilson
I'm not deleting anything. I'm deleting racist white men's careers. Which is the least they deserve.
Adrian Mitchell
If this is legit it's discrimination and your CEO and you are setting yourselves up for a class action lawsuit, enjoy
Andrew Perez
>None of your little terrorist attacks has done anything positive for you.
Thats the point. Bentan Tarrent was a full on accelerationist. His entire goal was to have the government come down hard on peoples free speech, implement thought crime laws, and take away peoples guns. He wanted pain for white people. He wanted massive overreach as a response to the shooting. He knew the basic instinct of leftist was to suppress freedom and attack whites.
Leftist are taking the bait. The race war is inevitable now. OP is just doing his part to accelerate it further.
You post like a feminist bitch and I bet your penis is small too you fucking poo
Joseph Nguyen
Me? Haha. I'll be in my office. I have a slew of junior HR people who will be doing the firing. Most of the people I'm firing can't even access my floor.
...Well...I might do some of the firing myself. There are a lot of white men I don't like at the company that I want to see personally when their world crumbles.
What's going to be really great though is the few we don't catch...They will be in constant fear. 24/7 they'll be wondering "am I next?" Many of them will give up their radical views and become leftists just to save their pathetic asses because it's hard to buy Mustangs and gaming PCs when you are unemployed, and white men value money and possessions above ALL ELSE. White men love to run their fat mouthes, but it's their frivolous bullshit that really is the focus of their increasingly pathetic lives.
This post is bait, but it is exactly what -we- need to be doing. We are always whining about how we have to get the right wing together, white men must work together, and we whine when we are fired, when we are slandered, when our lives are turned upside down because the left is capable of acting in unison against us. It wouldn't be a fucking problem or real issue if we actually acted in unison. When was the last time anyone here helped another white right winger? How many of you have a couch that you could offer to a right winger fired because of his views? How much money a week are you blowing on random shit you just consume and gobble up that you wouldn't miss, why is that money not instead being spent on posters, saved up for billboards, donated to deplatformed right wingers, etc? How many of you are irl associating with any right wingers outside of family and people who were already your friends?
Look at what the left is doing and has been doing. Why are you, why are we, not doing the exact same fucking thing? We need a right wing "underground railroad." We need a right wing Frankfurt school. We need to emulate the vigor and ferocity of past successful (and usually leftwing) rebellions
Chase Morgan
This whole posting style just reeks of faggotry. When it happens, ill be more than happy to read the article, until then, youre a bullshitter. Not just that, but the shitstorm from firing 750 people is going to be crazy, they wont just roll over and take it because you allege they visited a website. Its just delusional, the LARP fantasy of a Jow Forums posting faggot. Just dont reply, its that simple. Here, take a sage too, faggot.
Robert Sanders
750 disenfranchised white men? Sounds good to me. Many new recruits among them I'm sure. I hope you do a good job, OP. Good luck!
>Shitlib companies firing conservatives with basic bitch beliefs
Tell me something we didn't already know Keep pushing Take the most well armed segment of the population who grows all the food. Censor them. Deprive them of employment. Bring in populations to replace them. I'm sure this is gonna work out great for you guys. Keep kicking the sleeping giant. I won't commit any acts of violence, but that doesn't mean other idiots won't.
Brayden Gray
We won't get caught. And two, white men are now powerless. BUT YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE I SAID: "We are firing the white men for cause." We are just finding reasons to terminate you. You won't be able to do shit in court because of that, and the fact that no one gives a damn about the crying and whinging of white males.
Remember, You did it to yourselves. You can cry all you want. This is a mess of your own making. You imported us for cheap labor, treated us like shit, now we are taking control slowly but surely. You do realize whites are actually a minority in America already? Demographically you'll never come back from the mistakes you've made.
Funny, how you shoot up a bunch of innocent Muslims, but you never bother to deal with the white, Christian, Republican business owners who brought in non-whites by the millions, eh?
You want to hear something hilarious?! My parents were imported by a Christian Refugee Ministry and worked on a Republican white man's farm. All I ever did was study, got a full scholarship, and am now successful. Mom and dad don't work on the farm anymore needless to say.
...and now I finally get to repay you republican assholes for how you treated my parents!!!
>you reveal that your company is making racist decisions >you fire a bunch of boomer faggots >they all sue you for discrimination and your stock falls to 0 >??? >profit sage goes in all fields
white men are too fat and too cowardly to fight any war. You can't drive to war you idiot. None of you could walk a mile with your silly guns and backpacks and bullets.
I'm a gay little brown man with a petite cock and a very smooth anus. So you're pretty close.
why in the world would I ever give white men an advantage? No. I want to pay you back for how you treated my immigrant parents when you imported them and made them slave away in the fields for a white republican cunt of a business owner.
do you have any idea how much we make you blue collar moron? I'll be able to retire by 40.
>When was the last time anyone here helped another white right winger?
White men worship money, possessions, and entertainment. Deep down you really don't give a fuck about each other. We all know this and use it to our advantage. It's so easy to divide and conquer you all.
>This whole posting style just reeks of faggotry
I'm gay. I enjoy sucking pink white cocks. I said that on the first line of my post you low IQ idiot.
>Deprive them of employment
Yes. That is what we're doing. We're also replacing you with non-whites. Good ones though so we get even more wealthy and powerful. We'll see how much fight you have in you when you're homeless. It won't be much. You'll have pawned your guns at that point.
Trust me friend: white men have been crying since you lost the civil war and done nothing in 150 years. In another 50 years your entire race will be nearly extinct. I'm not worried. No one is. You don't scare anyone.
Caleb Reyes
>you imported us for cheap labor, treated us like shit
pretty sure that's the jews user, yknow, the same boss that asked you rid right wingers from your company?
but please, don't let us stop you, in fact i encourage you to fire every single last one of them. we can't slow down now we're almost there we're almost reaching out breaking point don't STOP NOW GOGGOGOGOGOGO
Luke Russell
Why would you want your workplace to stink so much?
Ian Morris
>but you never bother to deal with the white, Christian, Republican business owners who brought in non-whites by the millions, eh?
Sorry idiot...we thought of that. Every person we're firing has been well documented for various fuckups. They are being fired for CAUSE. Not a single one of them will have a chance of doing anything in court. We have an outside law firm (one of the best) reviewing every termination and approving it.
...Oh and I hate to be the first to tell you this: white men can't get justice in the court systems any longer. You morons all flooded into the trades...The courts are largely full of Jews, women, and non-whites and they HATE white men.
...I honestly can't believe how stupid you all are. What in the world made you think that flooding into blue collar jobs would make you powerful? lol. Fucking dumbasses!!
Pic related: I'd let Rusty put it in any hole he wants!! lol. I bet a lot of the unemployed straight, Christian white men will be selling their "pussies" on RentMen within months to pay your bills. I might have to hire a few of you for some fun!
Nice LARP, if this was actually real, somebody would prolly kill you, so wouldn't be too smart outting yourself like this
Angel Ramirez
Ill take shit that never happened for $500, Alex.
Ayden Sanders
>pretty sure that's the jews user, yknow,
Uhhh no shithead. It was a white, Republican, Christian WASP. Most of us were imported to work at Republican's businesses.
The Republicans have been importing non-whites nonstop since 1965 with the help of their Christian Refugee Ministries.
Oh, I'm sorry!!! Do these facts hurt your fragile white male emotions?!
>>Immigration Reform Act of 1965 >>white >>Christian
you white men really are stupid...It took me 5 seconds of google to find out that 78% of the Republicans in 1965 voted for that act. God damn boy, you are about as sharp as a bowling ball!
Leo Wood
"Do white men control powerful institutions anymore?
Well, one - the government of the United States of America, thats a pretty big one, off the top of my head.
Xavier Price
You dont think the people in the company are going to notice that only the white men on the right are the ones getting fired? You dont think you will be found out? How naive are you and your CEO?
Leo Lee
It's real. White men won't do shit. They'll be too busy crying and wondering how they're going to make their $1000 a month payment for their Mustang with 84 months of financing AND pay for their fishing boat.
you'll take the employment line with the rest of your kind
Dominic Cooper
Do you really think you control the US gov't? Really? Umm, the people who control this country may have light skin, but they certainly are NOT Europeans.
Oh did you know we almost turned Texas blue last election? Tick tock!
We know who corporations side with and society in general sides with. People like us from the beginning had no choice but to remove ourselves from society entirely and live in rural areas, live unconventional lifestyles, even off the grid, or go to eastern and southern countries. I understood this years ago and did so.
This is how it is.
Brandon Gray
Your little power fantasies are really unbelievable OP. I can tell from your writing style that you're either still in high school or a 1st year at uni. How much do you get paid to shill online? Seems like an easy gig.
People will respond to your bait anyway, even while knowing it's bait, because this Jow Forums. I'm just letting you know that people are playing along with your little charade, and not genuinely falling for it.
Exactly. We now know this dipshit is a Mexican head of HR for a tech company in Orange County, when the company lets for of 750 white men, it wont be hard to link it back to this post. It will be archived, and this beaners confession will be used in court to fuck his company into bankruptcy. Nice!
Evan Taylor
Haha oh yeah great idea make online radicals destitute, that'll help prevent future attacks
Jeremiah Edwards
It doesn't matter. You really don't get it: white men are powerless, dislikable, and routinely hated, especially after this endless spate of pointless terrorist attacks.
You can come here and cry amongst yourselves, but you have no allies in the real world. Oh and didn't you read honey? These white men are being fired for CAUSE. It means we have evidence of them fucking up. It means they can't do shit in court. I doesn't matter what they think they know.
David Morales
hehehehheh sure
Cameron Martinez
And then everyone clapped?
Cameron Johnson
I know you're a lying larp but I'll play along. It's a good thing I've removed myself from all people lookup sites and have no usernames tied to my real name. I'm a huge racist and you'd never know. Get cucked fag, you only catch the obvious ones.
Jackson Allen
Wow. Sounds to me like you just created just cause to have some disgruntled employees (with nothing to lose) visitation unto you some degree of serious and justified animosity.
If I was you I’d start looking both ways before I crossed the street. I’d check under my car for ied’s, I’d be very careful about who was sitting behind me whenever I’m out in public.
To be head of HR don't you have to know about ethics? Firing people because of political beliefs sounds very unethical and fascist. You'll get what you deserve eventually.
Eli Green
shitty bait
Landon Anderson
Ok faggot. Whatever you say
Carson Phillips
>leftist neet thinks this is how companies operate
it's going to be hilarious if this is true the second the first two people put together that they were fired for right leaning views which is a protected class and you and your boss are going to be unemployed and sued off the face of the earth. also you know you're not really user here right?
Noah Torres
nice LARP though
Thomas Ramirez
>We know who corporations side with and society in general sides with. People like us from the beginning had no choice but to remove ourselves from society entirely and live in rural areas, live unconventional lifestyles, even off the grid, or go to eastern and southern countries. I understood this years ago and did so. >This is how it is.
You must be so powerful and influential running around the woods playing dressup and soldier? huh?
cope more. You know it's happening all over the place and has been for awhile. You can just stay mad and ignore the reality with your words, but in your mind you know I'm telling the truth.
please try. I'm sure the world can't to hear white men complain about them being treated unjustly after you just massacred 50 innocent civilians...I'm sure plenty of people will line up to defend you! (NOT!)
It will. You'll pawn your guns to get something to eat and maybe get out of the cold for a few nights and then you'll be back out on the street with no guns. See how that works?
AHEM! ATTENTION EVERYONE! ...While I'm admitting what I'm doing and why (because I hate white men because of how they treated my parents)... ...This is happening everywhere. We are getting away with it. You aren't doing anything. And you will keep NOT doing anything. The white power structure is being turned to ash. This is your comeuppance for your violent outbursts. This is the consequences of your poor decisions and you deserve everything you're getting and more.
No, you're not. At best, you're a fucking Chicano.
Don't drag Mexico into your LARP/fanfic/revenge porn. Fucking Chicanos have created enough political Hell for Mexico as it is.
James Turner
While this is obvious b8 and I'm a fool to respond to it, wouldn't that have the opposite effect you want? >They won't find employment anywhere once I'm done If a man loses the ability to make an honest living, he'll just turn to crime and violence. A cursory glance at history shows that white people are REALLY good at violence when they put effort into it (they're really good at everything honestly). Wouldn't you want to treat whites with more respect specifically so they don't radicalize; you know, like you do muslims?
Ryder James
I’ll take shit that didn’t happen and OP is a faggot for $1,000, Alex.
Julian Edwards
top kek it sure wasn't white yankee men that won the war or anything retard
Isaac Perry
0/10. Take this stale pasta back to the drawing board
