According to science average health person farts 0.5 to 1.5 little a day you may not want to admit this but every single fucking woman on the whole planet, no matter how fucking beautiful they are, fart multiple times every fucking single day YET, it is one of the biggest taboo in our society and passing intestinal gas out of anus, which is a natural human process, is totally unacceptable by the society
Once you fart in your workplace, classroom, it's over Once you fart in your dating it could lead the relationship to a complete apocalypse just because of you having done a completely natural human process that everybody does every day
>If everybody wanks, then why is it that wanking is so fucking taboo in the modern society?
Joseph Hughes
Thats true but then again everybody shits everybody pee, and doing that in public isnt really good behaivor
Cooper Brown
>If everybody is nude, then why is it that nudity is so fucking taboo in the modern society?
Jacob Morales
>If everybody belches, then why is it that belching is so fucking taboo in the modern society? Because humans are hypocritical retards.
Aaron Allen
Because it smells bad and is unhygienic It is taboo because it is not good manners. The day you cunts started losing good manners is the day you started down this degeneracy path
>Quite literally 'shit posting'. If farts are just methane, and everyone has to defecate, why can't some clever scientists invent a tiny machine that lives in your bowels and eats the shit and is powered by the gas? Saving you from excretion and flatulence.
I'd call the robot, >R.A.T.S Rectal Autonomous Through System.
I'm going to get my first transhuman upgrade I'm gonna get RATS in my bum.
Andrew Green
Imagine the military application for putting R.A.T.S up your bum.
Gabriel Ward
Imagine the space application for putting R.A.T.S up your bum
Noah Martinez
Imagine the business application for putting R.A.T.S up your bum.
>No more downtime for goy working for Mr McGoldStein wagie
Andrew Bennett
Don't worry it all change when you get married
Mason Davis
>if everybody shits, then why is shitting on the floor in a McDonalds so fucking taboo in the modern society? (outside of India i mean)
Colton Reyes
That's a good point imagine what R.A.T.S would do for the streets of India.
Ayden Richardson
your ass just gape but never release the gas.
Benjamin Gonzalez
Diogenes the Cynic masturbated and pooped in public
Jacob Richardson
How is this political? Go away and never come back
Cooper Turner
I think we could create a meme about R.A.T.S as the world's first commonly available transhuman upgrade and see how many people would put R.A.T.S up their bum???
Chase Rivera
See Also, Diogenes was one of the most respected philosophers in all of history, on par with Plato. Unfortunately, most of his works were destroyed in a fire so very little is left for posterity.
Bentley Fisher
He was also fiercely anti-family and believed children should be raised by the community and that men and women were better off polyamourous.
Juan Bennett
My mum gave me a fart fetish right around the time brap posting started Is irl a meme?
Evan Barnes
haha i wouldn't want her to fart on my face, that's for sure, haha gross...
Sebastian Parker
>Diogenes was one of the most respected philosophers in all of history, No he wasn't. He was hated and exiled. Back to >>plebbit.
Christian Flores
I never said in public, you fucking puritan retard.
Cooper White
You will be shitting and farting out waste of said machine instead then. Unless you want that machine to literally annihilate matter. Then keep it as far away from me as humanly possible, I don’t want to be vaporized.
William Brooks
Cause it fucking stinks, retard.
Eli Bennett
jews hate gas is all
Christian Moore
>You will be shitting and farting out waste of said machine instead then.
That's the idea. Or for the machine to annilhate the matter through a chemical process which also powers it. I'm being serious btw.
Levi Lewis
>shitted on societies rulez to become the most free individual >gets enslaved and dies kneeling to his master yes, he was a true inspiration to all of us
there is behavior that is anoying to you and others. by avoiding that behavior in public you and others get annoyed less.
Jacob Nelson
Quality thread, OP.
Leo Butler
Name?
I like to check something
Isaac Long
I think it's good; I just created a transhuman upgrade concept. Need 100million to research and develop now.
Luke Bell
Jesus its not like you'll go to fucking jail for farting in public. Some people might look at you odd for a second if you just audibly let one rip in public, that's it really. Just bad manners, smells bad, sounds unpleasant, makes people feel awkward.
Why is it such an issue for you anyway?
Michael Lewis
it reminds us of our filthy animalistic nature. It shows man that no matter how god like the illusion of his ego feels, he's still a chained animal and behaves as such. It shows that deep inside we hate what we are.
