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>ERG members reach out and secretly call on EU nations to BLOCK Brexit extension
express.co.uk/news/politics/1102548/brexit-news-latest-erg-leave-eu-theresa-may-jacob-rees-mogg-withdrawal-agreement-no-deal

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ft.com/content/016171be-4a74-11e9-8b7f-d49067e0f50d
youtube.com/watch?v=ruDuer7VzxM
theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/mar/20/mums-make-porn-can-five-normal-women-do-it-better-than-the-pros
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/229963
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=22&v=8vTK9GhwlgE
youtube.com/watch?v=i_iQLRXyixU
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6829599/Man-Hereford-scoops-71MILLION-EuroMillions-jackpot.html
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loc.gov/law/foreign-news/article/new-zealand-two-men-sentenced-for-possession-of-isis-material/
>In 2015, Nawarajan was “caught on an industrial site in Christchurch without permission, claiming he was looking for his cat.” (Id.) He was also later apprehended with two knives and a hatchet. Then, in January 2016, while on bail for the Christchurch offenses, Nawarajan entered the United States Consulate building in Auckland and asked if the building was bomb proof. The building went into lockdown, and he resisted arrest, attempting to punch and kick officers, and used “racist terms.” (Id.) Nawarajan was wearing an ISIS T-shirt and while being searched at the police station he was found to be in possession of a hard drive containing “numerous videos showing people being executed or having their limbs cut off.”

Chances of a country deny the extension and forcing a hard brexit? who is gonna save us the pain?

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i'd like to carry on the discussion about Simulation Theory, if anyone is interested

>UK to lose £1tn of financial assets to Europe due to Brexit
ft.com/content/016171be-4a74-11e9-8b7f-d49067e0f50d

Thanks lads.

Question: if Diane Abbott took all her clothes off and got down on her hands and knees, would you be able to tell which end was which.

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You are welcome. Btw nobody here gives a fuck about Le Economies

>Fuck business.

>FRENCH FOREIGN MINISTER: OUR MESSAGE ON BREXIT IS CLEAR: RATIFY THE DEAL OR LEAVE WITHOUT AN AGREEMENT

>FRENCH FOREIGN MINISTER: IF MAY CANNOT OFFER GUARANTEES HER BREXIT DEAL WILL BE PASSED IN BRITISH PARLIAMENT THE EUROPEAN COUNCIL WILL TURN DOWN HER EXTENSION REQUEST

Hon he hon

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does it even matter if it is a simulation, does it change anything?

>wear ISIS Tshirt
>walk into US Embassy
>is this bomb proof?
What was he trying to pull?

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Oh no what will we do

fact

If it's not a sosij wroll I don't give a fuck

>Jones was killed alongside Australian Christopher Havard, whose parents said he was introduced to radical Islam at the Al-Noor mosque in Christchurch.

Mosque leaders confirmed Havard stayed there and studied in 2011, but denied radical teaching took place. But a man who attended a converts' weekend at the mosque 10 years ago said a visiting speaker from Indonesia talked about violent jihad and plenty shared his views. "Most of the men were angry with the moral weakness of New Zealand. I would say they were radical."

don't forget to lay your flowers and stand in solidarity lad

Businesses won't matter with 50 years of Europastani governing.

Be poor I guess.

EU die hards only bye bye

M O I S T
E B O N Y
Q U I M

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youtube.com/watch?v=ruDuer7VzxM

Whats your opinion on this mans opinion on Brexit?

>In the Commons the three urgent questions are now over. Ian Blackford, the SNP leader at Westminster, is making a point of order now. He says the nation is in crisis, and time is short, and that he has written to the PM saying the Commons should sit on Saturday to find a way forward for Brexit.

>John Bercow, the speaker, says a Saturday sitting would be possible. But it would require a resolution of the house.

>He says such a resolution could be put to the Commons tomorrow or on Friday. That would be possible in procedural terms, he says. But he says he is not saying he thinks the government would agree.

>Anna Soubry, the former Tory who is now an Independent Group MP, says the People’s Vote march is happening on Saturday. If the Commons were sitting, MPs would be able to go out and meet the marchers, she says.

Wew what an offer

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How about a non-paywalled source? Or an archive link?

I don't trust a frog to stick to their guns but fuck please do for once just end this nightmare

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>Nawarajan entered the United States Consulate building in Auckland and asked if the building was bomb proof.
If only this caught on. Like dabbing or eating detergent.

>that fc photo
You and your work user. It's bloody great.

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Yeah but why though, what the fuck is wrong with people

>Anna Soubry, the former Tory who is now an Independent Group MP, says the People’s Vote march is happening on Saturday. If the Commons were sitting, MPs would be able to go out and meet the marchers, she says.
I'm sick of these southern arseholes marching about trying to subvert the will of the people. We need to mount a serious opposition with a leavers march, but I feel like that can never happen as it would require so many people travelling hundreds of miles to London to do so. All the remainers have to do is hop on the tube for 10 minutes.

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Not sure if you're being serious between your comment and that apu pic, but thanks either way. Have you seen this pic I made the other day?

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>not having an FT subscription

What are you, some kinda leftist?

Clownworld.

theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/mar/20/mums-make-porn-can-five-normal-women-do-it-better-than-the-pros

>We need to mount a serious opposition with a leavers march

Didn't you try yesterday but only 130 people showed up?

BASED france helping us get that no deal brexit.

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it depends on what you mean by "matter"

understanding the hows and whys of reality are the most important questions humans can ask, and they directly tie into questions regarding life and death too. So i'd say yes it does matter.

It's ironic, all these years hating France and they'll be the ones to save us when our retard politicians couldn't.

>giving your sheckles to the (((media)))
What are you, some kinda gay?

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I don't really think so as it doesn't change the material facts of life and death, we will still die, we will still live, we won't be able to interact with the simulation anymore than we do now for probably 1000s of years, so really it would be a useless curiosity in my mind

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petition: lets get the hell out the EU

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/229963

>Didn't you try yesterday but only 130 people showed up?
'March to Leave' is the most ill-conceived protest imaginable. These things only matter if you get everyone together, in one place, on the same day. The idea of having daily marches, in a different area every day, forcing people to walk up to 20 miles and charging them £50 for the privilege is fucking retarded.

Jesus Christ, are they going to make a followup series on why their kids are necking themselves

channel 4 is absolutely disgusting

>conservative
>manlet
is he, dare I say it, /our guy/

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idiot

Didn't he vote remain

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>>conservative
????

No, the real question is why would you bother to try and work it out user, I know I wouldn't.

Why did you write all those words when you could've just answered "yes"? Nobody's rallying for brexit.

Another Tory MP calls on May to resign

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=22&v=8vTK9GhwlgE

lol, no

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>commons janny
>our guy

>Tusk statement @ 4pm
What bantz this time?

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There has to be a country with a majority of Euro-sceptics among its MEP's, surely?

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No.

he's also the main reason the referendum was able to go ahead

>Live in an indifferent universe
>Live in a simulation that those observing are indifferent to because they are only there to observe

Makes no odds user, you are right, pure intellectual masturbation.

I was being serious lol, your work is great. I suggested the VargFC one remember? That's hilarious, i loved the NorfFC on holiday asking for uno beer and chips kek

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We voted for it, we don't need to posture

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>FRENCH FOREIGN MINISTER: OUR MESSAGE ON BREXIT IS CLEAR: RATIFY THE DEAL OR LEAVE WITHOUT AN AGREEMENT
>FRENCH FOREIGN MINISTER: IF MAY CANNOT OFFER GUARANTEES HER BREXIT DEAL WILL BE PASSED IN BRITISH PARLIAMENT THE EUROPEAN COUNCIL WILL TURN DOWN HER EXTENSION REQUEST
I hate to say this but I'm pretty sure this is all about optics.

They want her to beg and grovel and then will ultimately give her the "gift" of prolonging it forever. The EU is in charge. No other countries better get any ideas.

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Then leave already. What are you waiting for?

Get the fuck out.

They are just trying to help her get the agreement over the line, this is all set up

what a retard

We are waiting for our faggot MPs to enact the will of the people, or for next Friday, whichever comes first

How likely is a no-deal Brexit now?

We're trying but our MPs are pussies.

Jannies and mods are cucks
prove me wrong

Someone posted last thread about Macron being dead-set against an extension.

quite

Veto the delay then.

Weird how perfect the Sun's motion is. I believe the Moon matches these positions, but is reversed also. I think we're on a stage controlled by machines.

youtube.com/watch?v=i_iQLRXyixU

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This is what gets me about marches on parliament though, you want to have an impact, don't march on the weekend, and don't go near parliament, start in Old Street and march south, stay around the financial district all day so the fuckers can't get to work, and can't get home afterwards, once the cost to business is in the billions the governments sponsors will make your point for you with much more gravitas than a few thousand can do by wandering about the Westminster area.
We complain the government is under corporate control, but march on the puppets instead of the puppet masters, smfh.

4/1

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Rumour is Malta is about to imminently block the extension.

70 million quid i tell yer wot

told me mam and dad to spend me inheritance, won't be needin it like

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Looks like cardboard strips

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What do you use? That's not mspaint

>woke up
>drink coffee, browse internet
>kind of have a mini-epiphany while shaving where I realised that I could just do productive stuff instead of agonising over everything, but it may have been temporary
>got rejection email about a retailcuck interview I had last week (full time, boring as fuck)
>go back to sleep at 10.30 am because I hadn't slept enough
>wake up after an hour, go outside
>not motivated enough to walk around
>bought a bag of sweets, chocolate, and supermarket sandwiches
>ate them and felt immediately full and bloated; feel too full for a fast food binge but since my real life starts tomorrow, I'm worried that I need to take advantage of today and have a final binge (but I feel so full)
>currently drinking Starboocks
>nothing to do

In my car I have a pseud book and an enjoyable midwit book, which I feel guilty for reading.

I'm such a bottom feeding sub-consumercuck. I am so lacking in motivation and inspiration due to a mixture of blackpill philosophy, laziness, r9k philosophy, pol philosophy, Stirner, authenticity worries, fomo, and more.

Flashback 1: My first term at university, when I was feeling sad about being an ugly loser (I didn't go to the fresher's events due to anxiety, later self-diagnosed as a rational assessment of my ugliness), and I'd read books in the library between (STEM) classes. I enjoyed reading back then. Now it feels like work. In the first term some of the books I read were huckleberry Finn, heart of the dog, Sherlock Holmes. I hated my degree from day 1. I remember I had a crush on a girl (I was pre-r9-pill) in my class who never sat with anyone but thankfully I rationally talked to her or anyone else and no one talked to me. "Everyone is friendly when university starts!" Only among normies.

Flashback 2: Taking the bus home from a summer part time job in-between university years. I browsed the internet on my phone and saw Nadal lost in Wimbledon and I was obsessing with pol over the Zimmerman trial.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6829599/Man-Hereford-scoops-71MILLION-EuroMillions-jackpot.html
kek

I've always found this strange coincidence - that during an eclipse, the moon is the same apparent size as the sun. I know it varies a bit but it's still pretty close. What's the chances of that i wonder, for the distances and sizes to be such that it appears that way?

forgot to put quote
>'I've not become attractive overnight, just my WALLET!'

>coffee
Fuck off again

daily reminder that you will never be a woman
you will never be genuinely called a woman or be considered one
you will always be a childless mentally ill faggot with no friends that posts images on a shitty mongolian throat singing enthusiast forum
kys you pathetic godless sodomite

Oh God the irony of me actually wanting the French to cuck our parliament.

Paint 3D

>w-we're just b-biding our t-time!

Nobody takes you seriously since you we raped you in the withdrawal negotiations. You're a weak country and a weak people. You absolutely deserve your imminent vassal state status.

I know retard, thanks for the reminder

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>>Anna Soubry, the former Tory who is now an Independent Group MP, says the People’s Vote march is happening on Saturday. If the Commons were sitting, MPs would be able to go out and meet the marchers, she says.
She can GET FUCKED, why didn't they go meet the UKIP guys?

Just veto the delay.

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The other problem is that most people who voted Leave have jobs and responsibilities.

kys faggot

Damn i wish this is true.

Italy is getting there but won't have it formalized until after the 2019 MEP elections.

No

>Triple Entente making a comeback

Nice

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9 (nearly 8) more short days lads. But it's too fucking close for comfort.

circle in hebrew

I thought that was Macron

More likely than yesterday. Betting odds for no deal exit have gone from 8/1 to 7/1 and now 4/1 in the space of 5 days.

Is she legitimately the worst PM ever?

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