You have 10 seconds to prove you are not a Zoomer

You have 10 seconds to prove you are not a Zoomer...

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Chatter rings.

Fuck off nigger

i am voting FvD

I still have VHS and those audio casettes lying around

What do I win?

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Fuck you you pathetic infants.

this

I will crown you with my brass poison slammer, gaylord.

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I remember msn chatrooms and sending emails to other girls when I was a kid which back then was the equivalent to getting their snapchat these days. I remember parachat(the shit back in the day). I remember sniping in delta force 1/2. I remember when Halo first came out and made a geocities site out of it as a tribute with my own gay little fan art. I always thought angelfire was cringy. I remember when photobucket automatically resized and removed a lot of resolution to everyone's images and videos which pissed off a lot of people. I remember when people used to troll on myself before cops were called on cyber bulling. I remember making death threats on other students using myspace where cops were called but I wasnt caught because no one actually took it that seriously back then anyway but if that was done now I'd be in jail in 1 day. I remember adults yelling at skateboarders were a constant thing. I remember playing guns outside and had no trouble with people thinking we had real guns. I remember being able to go to neighbors without any issues. I remember cohesiveness and friends. I miss my childhood. I miss the old internet.

This motherfucker ruined my childhood.

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I don't my carry my phone around with me all the time, and am not currently able to take a picture of some thing to prove I am not a zoomer, thus actually proving I am not a zoomer.

I still have my Zelda: A link to the past save file on the cartridge.

POGS and trapper keepers.

"You have 10 seconds to prove your not a zoomer"

Better type out a 10,000 word essay.

Burger Logic.

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I used to play in my back yard when I was a kid.

based

same. Also a huge dvd collection.

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dude i was born 2000 and i remember blockbusters.
fuck off.

We stopped doing what you told us to do a long time ago faggot, we do our own rules. I had a moment you zoomer brat.

For Brits Only.

Anyone remember this thing?

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I remember what I was doing on 9/11

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> Not exploiting it to get 128 masterballs.

i only watch porn with bush on the puss puss

I still remember my ICQ id

Your testes and dick start to shrink in your 30s and progessively worsens as you age.

I love winamp, it really whips the llamas ass.

Pizza scented Gak

>other girls
>other girls
>other girls
fake and gay post feminine penis

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I liked playing with my dog in the woods

The golden cartridge.

Did you find any piles of porn in the woods?

you are one very sick puppy...get out

>born in 2000
Holy fuck you're a youngster.

I played Quake

Having a pager and needing to read certain messages upside down

still have my first edition Zard!

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pay the rewind fee
ask for that one product they rarely sell so the cute 18 year old college girl bends down to check beneath the counter and you see her perfectly formed pert breast, carved in virgin marble, seated in their cute and basic bra
aaaaah
i love you still to this day, whoever the fuck you were

wat? was it marketed as "pizza scented" or this chemical stuff happened to smell like pizza?
A link to the past is not on golden cartridge (at least in euro). Zelda 1 and 2 on nes were tho.

Whoa. How old does this make you?

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I think fortnight is stupid

This amused me

i played myst?

lol good one!

any of you remember napster/kazaar?

I still masturbate to sears bra and panty section

Lil Jon and the Eastside boyz

I spent about 6 summer breaks riding one of these.
>Honda Big Red frw

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I fapped to VHS porn

Tits or GTFO.

Me singing..

Gummi Bears!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure that’s beyond compare,
They are the Gummi Bears!

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The
>act like a Jewish shill
thread was interesting but this is like the 5th
>prove you're not X
or
>act like X
in the past hour

I remember 9/11

I also remember when no one had cell phones

on this note anyone remember a show called zoobilee zoo or something like that?

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I remember those!

Until I showed him napster, my dad used to hate the computer.
>what the fuck did I tell you about downloading viruses (diablo)?!

zaboomafu

>07734
also worked on calculators before graphing calculators were a thing.

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Mahatama and hieithepk were the biggest yt pkers when I was 12.

Zoobumafu?

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>caring this much
Pathetic

This Asian kid in my class brought a laminated Charizard for show and tell; he had a bunch of the most sought after cards since he was a richfag. While he was showing off his other cards, I slipped the Charizard off of the corner of his desk and slipped it into my pocket. Taught that little shit a hard lesson about the consequences of bragging/boasting.

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Are you a nigger?

being a younger bong i've got a question... how did blockbuster etc stop people from stealing the latest movies? like you could sign up with a fake ID then walk out with a ton of new movies? was it just ran on trust?

no it would have been early 80s

I also have the NES ones

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Same here.

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Cameras. Donita more than once and you got the old delay and shoplifting charge.

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

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It was marketed as "pizza scented", but from what I recall it had aromachemical analogues of synthetic oregano, cheese (?), thyme, and rosemary, maybe a synthetic tomato odor, as well.

>I stole something cause he had something I didn't
Literally nigger tier

23 year old ZOOMER reporting in

I even have that shitty side buzz haircut

uh oh

>tfw mblock uses self destruct and now my game won't save
>tfw I have to leave it on and plugged in until I'm ok with my save getting erased.
ICQ is gay and no one but retarded euros used it.

There were insertable locks in the cases. Thieves that couldn't into making copies would take the case to the back of the store, pry open the bottom and pop the disc out.

yeah it had ben vereen in it

I dont think zoomers can claim yet that they've worked anywhere for 15 years like your humble correspondent has.

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I saw Nirvana live

I learned typewriting with a typewriting machine not a computer keyboard.

A/S/L?

that's nig behavior. I had some of my shit stolen at a Pokemon league where we were supposed to show off our collections. Turned out it was some trailer trash white adult. I'll never bring my collection out or the house again.

shit band

I don't feel like it

how you holding up walmart bro

MSN chatrooms

chilling with the cup status

Sorting through thousands of rooms, even every fucking smalltown neighborhood church had one

lurk in ALL of the local regional chats

Selectively pick up GIRLS THAT WERE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD

Get asked by single-parent mom why there is tons of pink blodspots on all sheets and say it bacne pimples when it was infact smearings of menstruation blood and the virgin pussy blood from over a dozen 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS

I don't wish to be a billionare, I just wish to be a skinny kid high on testosterone fucking 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS over and over again without any consequence beside the occasional plan-B or condom tearing

UH OH!

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Super Metroid is shit