Serious question here, what level of skateboard technique difficulty would Beto have to perform to garner your vote? Be honest.
Also, does he get bonus points for breaking his leg on live television?
Beto the skateboard magician
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Joshua Kelly
Skateboarding isn't cool when you're in your 40s
Carter Lee
Tony Hawk seems cool
Isaac Ramirez
>he thinks this is reddit
nobody here votes.
Colton Gutierrez
He's not Tony Hawk
Nicholas Barnes
Easton Campbell
A 1080 over a dead jew.
Kayden Moore
if he's good at the video games i'd vote for him
>i have played tony hawk online for over 15 years since the ps2 first went online with THPS4
>that's why
Liam Cook
>Beto
The con man's name is ROBERT FRANCIS, nitwit.
Aiden Wilson
don’t you know it’s hip bro, just like voting?
Liam James
>voting
THERE
IS
NO
DEMOCRATIC
SOLUTION
Benjamin Clark
can he do tricks?
Adam Robinson
what is a reddit? I have voted for a president once and that’s regrettable enough
Blake Sanders
I'm not voting for a furry
Aaron Ward
switch tre to crooked grind, flip out
Ethan Wilson
Just yell "Do a kickflip!" at one of his rallies. Eric Koston drives around LA and yells do a kickflip to posers. It's funny to see their reactions because they know they've lost all credibility of being a "skater"
Brayden Bennett
It's not 1999 anymore.
William Brown
I'd like to see him do a kickflip into a wood chipper.
Jeremiah Bell
You’re right
Kayden Jones
A nightmare flip, at the absolute bare minimum.
>Also, does he get bonus points for breaking his leg on live television?
No. Would be lulz though.
Jason Butler
you people shilling him in this manner, it really is simply called boasting among strangers. your optics are weak, your linguistics are weak, your perspective is weak, your propaganda looks weak, Beto is weak
it's like the rabbit comes up to the tiger and says, "oh, guess what? I can beat you," and the tiger just laughs. it's not even hungry, but it'll kill the rabbit on the back end because it can, and the rabbit is out of line
none of you get it, you're all living in the past, you're living in a delusional state, we don't blame you, but get your sad asses out of here
Juan Thomas
>betos face after being asked to do a kickflip
Jayden Lewis
hes a living meme LOL
Jeremiah Baker
Anyone who uses a skateboard is a faggot.
A bike is slightly better, but owning a car is contrarian.
Eat my soot fags.
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Luke Anderson
I’m no shill just having a laugh. Beto is a laugh. The guy is fake from head to toe. The video of him skating at the restaurant Whataburger was just sooo organic. *Scoff* His campaign branding just so happens to look exactly like a packet of spicy ketchup that Whataburger sells. The designer claims to know nothing about it and that he drew no influence from Whataburgers branding. He’s just an Obama vanilla lite version.
Julian Fisher
damn.. chilll out there rodney mullen
Nathaniel Myers
None of that poser shit around here
Jace Jones
This nog thinks a skateboard is for transportation
Gavin Mitchell
I'm 31 and still skate....it's great exercise and a lot of fun.....skating though in an attempt to look "cool" in politics is cringe and makes you a faggot.
Cameron Walker
does beto have his own video game franchise and clothing line?
can he do a 900?
>inb4 betos financiers give him a video game and clothing line.
Zachary Jackson
I'd say jump a shark but he did that just by getting on the board
Lincoln Carter
that line in the skate park [2:37]
Juan Phillips
Boomer skate vet here. Skateboard culture might be the meme to win. Think about it:
1) Has style (art, music, clothing, etc.)
2) Promotes individualism
3) Rejects conformity
4) Unifies the races
We need to think about how we could use it to our advantage
Mason Hall
>Serious question here, what level of skateboard technique difficulty would Beto have to perform to garner your vote? Be honest.
Boneless Impossible over a 5 ft high obstacle