PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SHALL EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 3/20/19
youtu.be/cNa8scbo6Eo
>Pres Trump arrives in Canton OH 3/20/19
youtu.be/qn9vcLUSyUU
>Pres Trump @Lima Army Tank Plant 3/20/19
c-span.org/video/?458966-1/
>Pres Trump tours Joint Sys Manufacturing Cntr 3/20/19
youtu.be/ZGzTIsGqhJU
>Pres Trump arrives in Lima OH 3/20/19
youtu.be/VASmEmZNKrE
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/20/19
youtu.be/qSXT4FDtKzM
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/20/19
youtu.be/6UAZEgxTJYw
>SoS Pompeo Joint Press Conf w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/20/19
youtu.be/Cs-2rV-3hug
>SoS Pompeo arrives in Is-ra-hell 3/20/19
dvidshub.net/video/666542/
>SoS Pompeo Joint Press Conf w/Kuwaiti FM Al-Sabah 3/20/19
youtu.be/mWUANs7RIBA
>SoS Pompeo @US-Kuwait Strategic Dialogue &MOU Signing 3/20/19
youtu.be/7WNPiV-KE6k
youtu.be/7nsxFEa5uf4
>ActDefSec Shanahan @CSIS on 2020 Budget &Policy 3/20/19
dvidshub.net/video/666545/
>FEDChair Powell News Conf on Econ Policy 3/20/19
c-span.org/video/?458892-1/
>Eric Trump on F&F 3/20/19
youtu.be/2MGYvhTTRZ4
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Hosts IWGYP 3/20/19
youtu.be/BD1ewWmU0gA
>HUDSec SleepyBen on PBSNewsHour 3/19/19
youtu.be/Dfyfg3-WieQ
>Pres Trump bids farewell to huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/19/19
c-span.org/video/?458924-101/
>Pres Trump/huehue Pres Bolsonaro Joint Press Conf 3/19/19
c-span.org/video/?458900-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/19/19
c-span.org/video/?458923-1/

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Painterliness
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MAGA

The Squid Devil is a fuggin trip and a half

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Republicans hate ice cream!

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>Amen.
>or is it?
>the rest of that prayer

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>gigantic sandal-ed foot placed upon the windpipe of all of my dreams

FIRST TO AWOO!

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AWOOVEMENT!

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>Missouri Senate Bans All Federal Gun Control Laws in Proposed Bill

“All federal acts, laws, executive orders, administrative orders, court orders, rules, and regulations, whether past, present, or future, which infringe on the people’s right to keep and bear arms as guaranteed by the Second Amendment to the United States I and Section 23 of the Missouri Constitution shall be invalid in this state, shall not be recognized by this state, shall be specifically rejected by this state, and shall be considered null and void and of no effect in this state.”

thesentinel.net/politics/missouri-bans-all-federal-gun-control-laws-in-23-10-vote/

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>pee in your neighbors brain
HAHAHAHAHA

Based Uncle Jared BTFO Paul Joseph Watson

youtube.com/watch?v=tjcXzalEDpg

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>ASK EVERY DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE:

Would you declare a 2nd Amendment national emergency?

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>hog nut

REMOVE FLIP

>shell casing shell casing

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Here we fucking go!
>3:15PM THE PRESIDENT participates in an executive order signing and remarks on improving free inquiry, transparency, and accountability on campus

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I've never read it desu famalamers

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That was pretty much all you needed to know

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Ha

That'll never be seen again

Two Scoops

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okay
what the fuck is everyone talking about?

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I didn't poop today.

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>SUPER GOLIATH
>ULTRA GOLIATH

>inb4 the ninth circuit puts an injunction on it

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Seems like a great job for teenagers.

Squidbillies
We’re watching while we wait on RAH

9th Circuit has been tipped conservative.

GROOOOOOOOMPF

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>just look at that painted up whore
this granny gets it

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i've never watched a single episode of Squidbillies

Trust nobody, not even yourself

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Matka orgasmiin vaatii osalla hyvinkin paljon opettelua ja aikaa. Siitä ei kuitenkaan kannata ottaa paineita, vaan nauttia matkasta avoimin ja rauhallisin mielin.

Chinkers, the art style is odd but you get used to it
Cant help with the accent barrier, I understand them perfectly

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animetoon.org/squidbillies-season-2-episode-4
This would be the next one if people are up to watching it
Say 11:35?

?!
Ha!

Do you honestly think that would stop someone like president Hawaiian judge?

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Lets do it

>the art style is odd but you get used to it
this, it is odd, but you do grow to love it.

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hilarious
that was fun

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NOW!

MAGA!

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Not even a conservative Supreme Court will tell me what I can do with MY body. Ill do a back alley abortion if I have to you cis fucking white males!

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>Do you honestly think that would stop someone like president Hawaiian judge?

Yes. You're not clear on how the Federal courts work. The 9th Circuit encompasses a bunch of district courts, but they're all governed by the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. So if King Hawaii Judge rules X, it goes to the 9th Circuit COA. And that's now conservative.

tl:dr: King Hawaiian judge gets BTFO.

>thirsty eyes
hilarious

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I feel funny. I want that gun quite badly. That is a true masterpiece, a shining beacon of the cumulation thousands of years of human craftsmanship. It's quite beautiful.

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>limit 1
NOOOOOO
>Chinkers, the art style is odd but you get used to it
don't know how to explain it, but it's too "dirty"

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ukraine

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Considering the subject matter, I’d say thats appropriate

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i like boobies and butts
you can't make me choose
well actually it depends on the woman's butt....
like that one in your pic is acceptable and proportional

>follow with the simile

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There is a bunch of breaking news that Ukraine interfered in the US 2016 election to support Hillary.

Word is Trump trumped up his worth by 2 billion dollars in order to secure a billion dollar loan, what say you, /ptg/?

lazy

They want their own nukes

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>we gon have to shake the damn monkey one time
I've used that one IRL.

Remember when they all said Trump wasn't actually worth billions?

Imagine putting this orange cucks name on a gold plated pistol only for him to ban your bump stocks anyways. Trump is very very lucky that his vote based is trapped between a rock and a hard place. Even the slightest glimmer of a right wing alternative would completely destroy this failure of a president.

I need to remember to use it

the backgrounds are very "painterly"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Painterliness

>capeshit

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>They RAPE horses. For a living

>hating white tits

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how survivable is lung cancer?

Too stupid to post here

/st47gvQE/
/TgPCAMqZ/

>it is if I had enough cold beer

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twitter.com/amazingatheist/status/1108518926324064256?s=19

Who are you voting for?

Smart enough to filter low IQ traitorous namefags like you.
>waabloobloooo da truth hurt my feefeees

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>philosophical surf-man
>aging stunt hooker
my sides are gone

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>I’m going to need to have more sex with your aging stunt hooker

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You must choose

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i think 5- maybe 15 years. if lucky.

Soon, Mike....

Glad you’re back, hope you enjoyed your time off

>Do you want to be cucked nice and slow, or hard and fast.
What a winning choice.

DOUBLE KILL

>A wallet killed his wife

Ice cream shops should be mandated to be staffed with qt3.1415s so that we can chat with them in a non-dengenerate setting and eventually wife them up

Coffee shops too

>bump stocks
Thanks for your input Shlomo.

>Who do you support?
>Chicom
>Jewish geriatric
>orange man
>56 percenter bitch

FOR THE RECORD

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>not enjoying spiderman
cosplay spiderwomans are whores though

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And you're not clear on how these people think. They will do anything in their power to delay no matter what. And if it doesn't come from them, then the DC circuit is more than willing to do take their place seeing as one of their judges just blocked oil and gas drilling in Wyoming.

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>you spitting numerologies at me

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depends on the person, how advanced, and what kind of treatment you can afford

but that apple guy had cancer for 30 years i think. kek.

Meanwhile, over at CNN...

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>It's a free for all WOO!

>how survivable is lung cancer?

Depends on the type and how advanced it is. They have immune therapy nowdays that is significantly helpful. It' isn't a death sentence like it was a decade ago.