For our final exam in political science...

So you call your dipshit teachers boss and petition she/he be fired for making inappropriate sexual advances toward you.

Land of the (((free))) home of the cucked
Welcome to the West boys

Or do this

Call your representatives and tell them your academic success is being held hostage by a leftist professor using students as political pawns to advance an agenda, then turn in that as your assignment.

But the representative is a Dem.

Obtain evidence of this assignment, i.e., record the teacher saying it, then distribute.

File a lawsuit alleging a violation of your civil rights and send out press releases to conservative leaning outlets.

wow this is totally not fake!

Post your professor's email address so we can get some clarification on the assignment.

>Doxxing
Not that I care personally about giving away that info, but I could get in serious trouble if someone discovered this

Poe's Law. That's the left for you.

Go on Tucker... he'd run with it if real

pics or it did not happen

remember when that was the standard? of course you don't.

I don't have any idea how American politics works and frankly I'm convinced that 90% of commentators don't, either. Haven't been able to follow the Trump stuff for years.

so lie when you call, and tell him its a republican professor telling you to petition your representative to support trump etc, record it and hand it in as your assignment, dont forget to send it to the news the same day with context

>representative
If it's college report them to the chair of your department. If it's high school report them to the principal. If those bodies make light of it report it to the news.

If you really cared about your freedoms and rights, you would publish here the assignment (consored) and send it uncensored to conservative outlets, with your concern with the fact this is basically a threat.

This is the chance of your life. Expose these cuckraches.

Make it about trump being an agent of Israel, cite evidence relating to Sheldon adelson, etc

Do it

Yeah. Most professors tell you the first day of class. It’s in the syllabus they hand you. I’ve never had a class where the final is secret. Kind of hard to study for a secret. What clown college tells students to make phone calls and prove it? It would infinitely easier to write the same email and blind CC the professor. Finals are the ability to demonstrate your accrued knowledge of the course work. If all you learned this semester is how to make complaints, you should seriously consider finding a new school where you’d actually get an education. All you’ve learned is how to be a tool.
I would shit fury all over the professor in class evaluations.

Honestly I would just document the assignment and bring it over her head. Asking them to start a motion is fine, but this specific motion? They'll be in deep shit. I doubt that on its own will be enough to get them fired but that would be pretty cool, and at the very least they'll be told off and have to make some effort to contain themselves in the future.

You got any proofs that your prof did that? Go public. Post it here.

Here's the Google Doc my professor sent out. Name censored of course

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Wow this looks so real.

Mot only is that illegal it is just retarded. nice larp tho, i am sure you will get many ((yous))

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You don't have to ask for impeachment.

Do you live in a lefty state?

Do all that but for a recall or impeachment of your governor

Yeah, technically, but it's pretty obvious that if I don't make a motion for some kind of leftist cause then it will get a bad grade.

You should probably take some remedial English classes so you can learn the difference between an example and a requirement.

See

Tell your rep you want to legalize child sacrifice and that federally funded statues of Moloch should be placed in Planned Parenthood lobbies to help erase the stigma that is unfairly placed on a woman's right to choose, and to practice her religious beliefs.

I don’t think your professor graduated college. That sentence structure is horrible. His first two sentences are set off like paragraphs. Nobody writes like that with a real education.

Ehh, some professors are more formal with sentence structure in little docs/emails like this.
Some make me format my emails correctly and stuff, but some don't care about the formatting unless it's an "official" paper, etc.

No, go ahead and fuck yourself. That just means you're a liar who wants to stir up shit.
Could be legit, if OP wanted to fake it it'd probably be more explicit about the whole "impeach Trump" thing, unless it's some kind of double reverse trolling.

I mean, I guess I could try to make a more non-partisan petition, but I'm a bit fearful of what'll happen if I don't make it something about social justice or impeaching Drumpf.

There is only one correct answer, user...

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Trust me, I'm pretty brutal with those evaluations.
Got a few friends in the class who feel the same way.
Most of the lazy people in the class like it because it's a lot easier than an actual exam.

So? How did you think college works? You get a good grade if the professor considers you learned what they were trying to teach you. In this case that lefties are the good guys, but there's a lot of more subtle shit you have to parrot too that's not correct.

I already had the general idea that this kind of thing happens in college.
Also
>That ID

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>thinks professors have to have good writing skills.
I've met plenty who couldn't write for shit. And there doesn't seem to be much of a correlation between their competence and their sentence structure.

Turn the left and right against him; pretend to be a libtard and also point out the hypocrisy of him not being able to do anything he said. Corporations making way more money, corporations using that money to get cheap labor, the government (((influencers))), and how globalism is the future. Have an amalgamation of conflicting beliefs, but be able to defend them so you can't just be said to belong to one camp. The age of the two party platform is nearly over-strike while trust is low, the government now is the secondary estate of the elite.

Have some balls and just do it.

That's a piss easy final by the way. Probably a 5 minute phone call and maybe an hour or two writing a short paper about it.

If you care about the grade you'll get, do a little bit of research and find out what your rep has been doing lately. Are they on any committees? Involved in any high profile votes recently? Do they have a background in some kind of industry? What specifically are the problems in your district that could be addressed on a national level?

You aren't going to get away with autistic ranting about the Jews or creating an ethnostate, but you're unlikely to be marked down severely for any mainstreamish policy suggestions.

I graduated last year and I wrote several "controversial" essays in my "lefty" classes. Shit like criticizing moral relativism in cultural anthropology etc. I still got high As on most of my papers. Several of the controversial papers were actually among the higher grades I got.

>Autistic ranting about the Jews or creating an ethnostate
If only I could get an A by doing that...
But yeah, your advice makes since.
To tell the truth, my views are actually pretty left-wing economically (3rd position stuff).
I won't get away ranting about the decline of Western civilization or anything, but I guess I could advocate for more state-funded welfare for veterans or something.
Actually, that sounds pretty good. Maybe I'm not so doomed after all. Thanks, user!

I have a masters in business. I started in a community college. Not one professor, in the six and a half years ever wrote like that. One was Russian, barely spoke English. He didn’t write that poorly.
Sorry about your shit education.

Take the university to court and bankrupt them with legal fees (or at very least get the professor fired).