Get me out of this clown world please

pleeeeaaaaasssssee

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The interesting fact is that this world is a simulation.

Helium gives you a funny voice and it lets you escape the clown world, who knew?

I dont get depression. I mean why not just kill yourself? Are you that retarded you can't do it?

An interesting fact is that you can't die due to the fact that at every moment an infinite number of universes branch off from this one. Since your consciousness can't move onto the ones where you're dead, it will move onto the ones where you're alive; there will always be universes where you're alive because of the infinite nature of the split.

>how come other people die?
There's nothing stopping your consciousness from moving down the path where they are dead, but their consciousness has moved onto a branch where they are still alive.

Clown world is the best alternative to corporatist-nihilist-fascist world.

a flat simulation

welp, here goes another night where I pray for sweet release in my sleep.

good night Jow Forums

im tired of existing.

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Re-read

user, I know you think we're crazy, but think.
If we are correct, we win big.
If we're wrong, at least we aren't suicidal.

Jesus Christ is returning SOON!!!
Not years.
Months?
Weeks?
Days?
We keep doing this because we don't want you dumbasses to burn in hell for being stupid.

Get right with Jesus NOW!
To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour. Repent. Turn away from your sin and toward Jesus.
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for your sins and rose again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God. Trust in His finished work.
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord.

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you haven't completed your journey yet user
its not time
keep going!
never give up!

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It's only a simulation in that very powerful people architect our society
At least that's how I've come to see it
Maybe the electric universe mumbo jumbo happens after the physical death

You have a limited understanding of the Everett interpretation.

>Leaf
Clown world is by far the WORST timeline BAR NONE

Day of the Rake when

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By turning into a balloon?

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Shut up faggot you are being a pussy.

Dude, just take a gun kill some muslims and kill yourself. the life dont mean nothing we are nothing more than animals. Die is reach the peace of eternity

Dont forget made a livestream.

Suicide is a choice.

so can i just keep attempting suicide until i find a timeline i like?

Poopoopeepee! Good night, sweet froggie! Honk HONKLER!

Move to Scotland

go on a date with gunkun
he will he save you

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you've obviously seen nihilism and corporatism when it is completely unbounded and even seeps into the infrastructure of government.

No user, I don't want you dead in my timeline :(

Not a Jow Forums thread. Go to Jow Forums, or just kys as planned without bothering us with it.

They all float down here...

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fine, i'll stay

Fuck right off jizz sack. I don’t want some pussy ass ghost hangin’ around moaning, whining, and crying forever. ‘shit’s annoying yo.

It will happen this weekend. I will finally follow through and be done with this garbage reality and all of the stupid cunts that encompass it.

If he wanted to, he wouldn't hesitate.

Good. The less pompous dickshits that use the word “encompass” wrong the better.

This was for you, you antipodean kangaroo loving fruitcake.

>‘shit’s
What is that first apostrophe replacing?

It's not used wrong you third world faggot

A clown simulation

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