At Siberian Power Show 2019 in Krasnoyarsk Vasily Kamotskiy became the new slapping champion of the World.
Video of the championship winning slap:
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Think about it...in the upcoming world of street fighting between large numbers of people any kind of martial arts or boxing has little efficiency. This new sport however builts in you 2 essential things for the upcoming fights, controlling your fear and ability to take punishment.
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I bet that beard softens the blow a lot.
why are they so retarded but look white? is this the future
Obviously, as the sports matures and becomes more professional, the rules will have to be updated. Weight categories will also have to be introduced for very obvious reasons...
*record scratch, freeze frame.
Yup that's me and I guess your wondering how I got here..
never hears of this before. that is fucking cool.
He didn’t even impart much momentum, it was all about energy and the initial contact. It probably sends a shock through the ear drum straight to the brain. Hearing loss and brain damage.
competitive slap boxing? wtf lol
:D
Brain damage is ideal for nationalists ?
what else would you propose?
beard should be illegal to have in such a competition.
Cushions the blow and gives you more time to react to it
Post MOAR now!! I find this highly entertaining and strangly relaxing. Hurry up!
I want to see the video of the pic you used in op
This is the russia
Why is that Turkish woman slapping that teenage boy?
>beard should be illegal
BLASPHEMY!
This is bit like boxing chess.
Video from last year competition:
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Championship winning slap from another angle:
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Oh here we go. Haha...Damn, these ppl gonna dislodge a brainstem!
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Thank you user. This is great!
>become professional slapper
>Identify as transgender
>enter the womans slapping league
>get payed to slap women
thats actually what body hair is for- to protect sensitive areas. yea, the beard softens the strike a lot. its like hundreds of mini springs that anticipate the kinetic force
Now that's some forward thinking!
that's a punch in disguise
No beard, doping control and it could be a new Olympic discipline desu.
It's in the highlights. At 2:40
last vid*
what is the official rules so far?
There wouldn't be a female league if trannies are allowed to participate. Top 10 000 would be just guys wearing wigs slapping each other.
The showman is the world record holder in the raw bench press with a lift of 335 kg.
By the way his weight is 170kg
"The rules of this amateur face-slapping championship are still a bit unclear, but from what I was able to understand from various Russian sources, competitors faced each other across a small table similar to the ones used in arm-wrestling competitions, and hit each other across the face with the palm of their hands. Ideally, one of the two men would be knocked out by the slap, but if both were left standing after taking three slaps, a judge would decide the winner based on power and technique."
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>not chess boxing
Step up pol
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any man willing to take a slap from him is already a winner
also a sport to consider no doubt
Is that why balls are hairy?
>tfw no bearded burly to slap me
I could see this sport being very popular with homos.
>any man willing to take a slap from him is already a winner
That's not how you spell "idiot"
He is very gentle and polite guy actually. I don't think he will slap anyone even on sport.
>Slap Boxxing
The absolute state of Siberians.
That guy is built like a tank.
I laughed
Of course its some fat fuck with a beard, might as well get a helmet, the faggot.
That dude's hands have to be so hardened from weightlifting, and so meaty that they may as well be punches instead of slaps.
This is the gayest thing I have ever saw
The winner has a fucking beard
I'd vote for the little guy just for remaining standing against that big ol' sow belly.
Russians are famous for their homosexuality.
Absolutely. I bet he dosen't even enjoy slapping the little ones. Weight classes needed.
A guy like this would have defensive advantage.
so gay
the fuck is that lol
Russians are really insane, why the hell would you even want to make this in an event?
Can't damage anything if tried with communists.
i swear i am going to find you and fuck you in the ass you turk rapebaby
Solve this like MAN...invite the best slapers from the Butthurt Belt to compete with the best Russian slapers.
Put your hip into it.
>> best russian slapers
>> best russian spellers
Has a russian kid ever won a spelling bee?
No wonder he has to go around slapping people, look at that tiny fucking weiner
I like this posts.
This is actually kind of awesome. If I were to do this with my dad (not so hard ofc) we would actually bond like never before. No homo. Seriously it's kind of a cool way to bond amongst men.
kek
Talk about shit strategy by the guy on the right. The one guy winds WAY back and swings in a wide arc using his shoulder strength also making contact with the lower portion of the hand. The guy on the right literally just does a reach out finger slap.
Is this how you practice to slap the women?
>The ideal sport for Nationalists
Hey lets go take blows to the head for fun. CTE is a myth.
So his strategy is to hit where the slap is against the neck, artery area....also nerve shock, but the key is the wrist/base of palm is against the jaw and that rattles the opponent hard.
The other guy was getting fingers to cheek and that does absolute shit obviously.
So locked wrist, tight fingers, thumb closed in to hand, and aim for fingers to base of ear.
try slapping yourself on the head (for people with hair) then try slapping yourself on any exposed skin. the direct contact stings more than contact with hair-covered areas.
>ear rape
Fucken 3rd world faggots have no idea how to upload a video.
I really despise those big fat estrogen males
Eastern euros in a nuttshell
OR just become a muslim.
needs a womens version
>the champ was obviously cocking/loading up more
>the runner-up was pulling the trigger, hand lifting from the table
>how are those even "equal" movements?
the
runner-up deserves to lose, if he is going to cuck-out and let somebody damage him like that
also checked
>No beard
gay
>estrogen
are you mentally disabled?
A sport without sacrifice is a pretty shitty sport.
Look up the modern day tournaments the slavs do. Like with armor and swords and shit.
