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Tbh the locals in Marseille must be just as corrupt as the Mudslimes.

>The terrorists smashed a few windows

I don't think you have any right to make fun of the French being muslims, Achmed.

They want people to get angry. Don't fall for it!

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Most likely a parjeet. Birmingham is overridden with them and as we all know, they hate muslims

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>>Birmingham mosque attacks probed by terrorism officers

Not just whites in Birmingham. Indians are not too keen on Muslims either.

BREXIT CANCELLED

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Cheers m8

I thought the EU just said no delay. Either way I'm /stuck in/

deal is dead. 2 year extension incoming.

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Announcement at 6pm tonight uk time I think from tusk

>Missed the point entirely

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2 year extension is better than the Withdrawal Agreement desu

someone from inside said they likely agree on 22nd.beause they don't want England voting on ue elections.

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Time to get the fertiliser

Had enough today, lads. Gone to Spoons to drink prosecco at lunchtime. Work is shit. Cheers!

>To Clownworld!

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Gay or female?

>BREAKING: Emmanuel Macron says that if Parliament rejects the Brexit deal again next week, "we are heading towards no deal"

May behind bars when

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Gay, had lager last night

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>Clown horn honking in the distance

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>Prosecco
tits or gtfo

>Smashed windows = terrorism
Yea it's the obviously the same tier as 9/11 and 7/7 bombings

Did you have a curry with that lager?

BASED MACARENA

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may's speech last night might be seen as one of the most disastrous political decisions in british political history t b h.

i was convinced she'd get her deal through till she went on tv and decided to shit on literally everyone in a deluded rage.

Put 101 Dalmatians on for my niece and it is quite funny, what happened to Disney.

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Whats wrong with liking Prosecco?

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It's basically the piss of a rich person who drinks champagne

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584.json

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>pray for windows

youtu.be/MeyXgpn6mBk

Anyone works in a bank ?

I have stocks and share isa account with uk bank with a little(£3.5k) in shares which is a lot for me(accually thats my all lives savings).
I was instructed by phone customer service that i no longer can keep my bank account since no longer living in the uk(eu country). What's gonna happen if i don't move my account in time ? There are limits and it's possible i want be able to move it in time. I really don't want to sell the shares now as they are at their lowest low :/.

Whats gonna happen if i don't do it in time ?

p.s. I know it's very specific question that 99.99% percent of people will not be interested in but it's really very important for me.

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>eating curry

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It was mentioned on the bbc about 30 times, not once did they say anything about that

coincidence?

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Absolutely nothing wrong with eating our national dish

They're ours now. We've colonised curries.

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He's trying to pressure MPs into revoking A50.

Interdasting

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506 Denmark
263 Luxembourg
995 Canada
139 Cyprus
3126 Germany
7156 France
310 Greece
402 Hong Kong
1191 Rep Ireland
783 Italy
239 Japan
3987 Spain
2240 United States
824 Switzerland
804 Sweden
239 UAE
141 South Africa
271 Singapore
1451 Netherlands
872 New Zealand
2386 Australia
430 Austria
Plus multiple signatures from Saudi Arabia, Papua New Guinea, Panama, Afghanistan, Libya, Chad & SudanVatican City, North Korea, South Sudan & the 'Western Sahara'

BASED CORBY

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Quite possibly the worst recipe for a curry

The circumstances are quite different, to be fair - the last one was just petulant whining after Leave won, and would have been political annihilation if they seriously considered it then.
That being said, they pay no attention to most of the petitions so will probably tell them to get fucked.

I know I'm just meming I'm depressed

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>Birmingham mosque attacks
Hey Imam, watcha doin?

I doubt all of them are, but some could be
overseas citizens or people travelling currently.

then that would offset the overseas visitors currently in the uk that signed

>tfw no Russian votes

Have you even tried it?

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They used a VPN.

Russia doesnt influence public petitions just major elections

>the terrorist smashed a few windows and ran away
Relax. it's just "Operation Yellowhammer"

Why?

Cringe image

It also proves that Israel is not pro-Remain.

Is No Deal becoming a real possibility or am I getting my hopes up?

+ this is only those who can't be arsed to proxy up

its gained a LOT of likelihood these last few days, yes.

Cringe at your waistline

No. MPs will revoke A50.
Its not like they'll suffer any consequences if they do.

Why are you mad that I’ve lost weight?

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How could British MPs revoke article 50? It’s part of a European treaty?

Nice work.

It's not like any country is going to veto the extension

The new recipe will include a cupful of chlorine.

Mind your FEDPOSTING please.

What version of brexit are we on? I've lost track a long time a go

Another revoke A50 shill

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Newfag

The declaration of A50 is brit law.
The HoC can vote to revoke it.

because it was invoked through a UK Act of Parliament. We can unilaterally revoke it, but have to ask for an extension.

Inb4 what’s a brexit

The European Court ruled the UK could unilaterally rescind their invocation of the Article 50 exit clause - ie, change their mind and decide to stay.

Ignore. It's a leaf muzzie. He's posted this crap in every britpol thread so far this week.

>Take a letter, Joan
To The Manager of UKPLC,

Dear Sir it occurs to me that lately, I have become depressed. This is very likely because you are a pompous, illiterate baboon but may also be as:
Brexit is fucked.
NZ has gone from the nicest place on earth to the shittiest in one week.
My job is a pile of shit.
The City is an inhuman environment and crushes the spirit.
I have no husbando.
Shitskins rule.
Brexit. Is. Fucked.
Life is ridiculous.

Yours etc,

Reginald Iolanthe Perrin

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Reminder that your little country has almost no forests and you'll run out of toilet paper in few weeks in the case of no deal brexit.

But he said revoke article 50, how could the UK amend a treaty of the European Union?

I often find myself weighing up the pros and cons of owning a pig farm, not just working on one.

>he doesn't exclusivley use doc leaves
Posh cunt

So who did this falseflag?
GCHQ or Interpol?

It's shorthand.
"Article 50" meaning the use of Article 50 to exit the EU
So revoking "Article 50" = withdrawing the intent to leave notice

> "memory holed"
Didn't even hear about it.

They will use The Guardian papers instead.

> "take two small chickens, fkin them"
wat did they mean by this?

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