HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Your contry has some big debts and still close to recession lol

Brazilian Jew-Jitsu ?

>70% tax evasion
>90% tax evasion for business
>We don't even have publix transportation

Argentina I assume. That's what they taught in school at least. The ABCs of SA Argentina, Brazil, Chile. Kinda fucked that they told us we only needed to know those 3

Ok send bunda

As long as you stay there and stay on that course Jow Forums supports it, dumb nigger.

Based.
Meanwhile on memexico, we finally got to make abortion illegal in one state. Lgbtards are absolutely assblasted

Argentina is basically an african country in terms of economy. They are very fucked up.

Their false GDP numbers make Europeans think that its some kind of new found latino paradise, even though it crashes every 5 years.

The fuck are you talking about no public transport, tax, we probably pay for half our shit with mexican cartel money.

>mfw we'll boot lick filthy burgers
>mfw majority of brazilians, even knowing that, are as happy as being given a banana
>mfw I wanna purge all you motherfucking traitors and disgusting neocons
>mfw fuck you vira-lata nigger

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Nigger we could take both without any aid, wtf are you talking about

He is saying Brazil gonna get paid to do what they want to do anyway because Daddy America wants it to happen.

>no public transport
Almost all line are run by private indivials and for profits with minimal intervention of the state

>Brazil
>brown
Fuck off African nigger. Brazil is Aryan.

brazil > roachland

>A BROWN COUNTRY IS DEVELOPED AND RICH

america already exists

>implying I don't wish the best to you huehue monkeys
it's about time you become powerhouse. Don't ruin the rain forest all at once tho

what up Brazil bros

This is so premature user, she hasnt evwn taken out hwr clothes and ur busting

Nada acontece e feijoada.
Remember

Like most transport systems worldwide, do the systems work and are they available to the public, public transport does not mean 'owned by the public/state' it just means that it is 'for the public' i.e. Cruz del sur, tell me that they don't offer a transport service to the public?

DEUS VULT FELLOW HUES

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What are race relations like in Brazil?

que bueno que les esta yendo bien changos.

very happy for your country and may the children grow wise and sagely op.
now give guarana soda

More jungle braps pls

post more native girls

>>mfw we are joining NATO
Why the fuck is NATO inviting new members? The U.S. could single handedly hold back any theoretical threat NATO would face, with the rest involved there's no state on the planet that would pose a direct military threat to NATO worth inviting in new fuckers.

Australia should be a candidate for NATO before Brazil. I mean how many Germans and French would be willing to fly across the Atlantic and fight and die in a South American war if something went drastically wrong? I'd do it for the laughs but not much else.

Is learning Portuguese now worth it? I'm studying Russian at uni and I can't choose between Portuguese, Vietnamese and Spanish next year

The same post.
All the day.
Everyday.

Not true alot of the recent wargames simulations that the US have been running are showing that an allied Russia and China win more often than not.

It's sad that your country is such a shit hole that only gets better AFTER Jewish subservience. I hope that after Israel falls that all the Jews move to Brazil. You deserve them.

> 87 average IQ points
> everything is half assed and sometimes worse than very poor asian or african countries
> LE FIRST WORLD NEW ERA LET ME SUCK JARED'S NANOPENIS
No can do, monkey.

gostosas do sul >>>>>>>>> resto
out of my ethnostate merdestinos reeeeeeee

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I am loving the fact that white nationalists will lose their claim soon :)

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>the people who don't even need abortion are assblasted

>Brazil
>Aryan

It's a caramel chocolate kind Aryan, r-right...guys?...

pretty chill, although the left was able to bring somekind of ressentment by blacks and mulattoes against whites, but it's nowhere near being threatening or something
And blacks and mulattoes kill more than whites, and kill more blacks and mulattoes than whites

>Rio murders dropped 22% in a month

Nice. Not unexpected. Bolsonaro knows it takes some hardcore measures to deal with these drug cartel niggers. Good on Brazil. Wish you the best.

fuck dude I just want prosperity. when you guys have hovercars can I apply for a visa and come stay ?

>mfw we are joining NATO
>Doesn't get that NATO is an occupying power, not an alliance
Welcome to being the new Turkey

why does that give me boner

>that is only interested in Eastern Europe and doesn't give a shit about your part of the world

Pretty much this, NATO is a joke. Still, Brazil has to make moves to move themselves up so I get why they would want to join.

Good, now your peoples can return to Brasiu and get the hell out of Braga.

Yeah, in 2005 a Swedish submarine got within close enough proximity to an American aircraft carrier where it could have sunk it.

nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/how-one-cheap-submarine-sweden-sank-the-us-navy-battle-25639

Those are war games. Firstly, China's "People Liberation Army", "People's Liberation ARMY Navy" and "People's Liberation Army Air Force" is totally fucking useless outside of any scenario that isn't an invasion of mainland China. Their three branches of armed forces have 0 joint cooperation between each other, and their entire history has been as an armed wing of the Chinese Communist Party. China alone is a major cultural and economic threat to the United States, and all of NATO in fact, in the upcoming decades but as a direct threat, the U.S. would thrash them alone.

When it comes to Russia, their military is a lot higher quality and they have a few extra hundred warheads with ICBMs capable of hitting North America & anywhere in Europe, but they haven't had an update with their nuclear subs since the fucking 80s, their navy is still operating on former best-in-the-world tech from before the collapse of the Soviet Union (the parts they didn't scrap and sell to China or India) and Russia's economy is smaller than Italy. Beyond that, 90% of Russia's population is centralised in the France-sized European quarter of land that was Russia's entire territory back in the 1500s, so even though they have first strike capability when it comes to warheads, the U.S. has the advantage there too having large and spread out population centres and an advanced missile defence system.

Trust me, NATO doesn't need any more members. Especially for Russia or China. The focus should be on crushing China economically before they get a foothold through their Belt and Road iniative.

>being occupied by a country culturally similar in every aspect
I can't see anything wrong with it. If anything we will become more like the US and you guys will become more like us

If Bolsonaro can be 40% as good as Pinochet you're good senpai

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>America
>developed
Ok retard

>we're becoming first world because I said so
SAGE all brazilian threads

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Immigrating to Brazil if you have any type of prospects actually isn't that hard or at least it wasn't a few years back. My brother has been living in Brazil for like 8 years.

Mfw Mexicans start going down south

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Lol no we won’t your country will always be a shitthole no matter how much you fudge the statistics

>and you guys will become more like us

You better help us when we become a communist shit hole

Does he have HIV?

I came here just to laugh at Temer.

> POL WILL SOON HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT A BROWN COUNTRY IS DEVELOPED AND RICH
Good, at least then we wouldn't get infected meat from Brazil every so often like we do now.

oh fuck please no BORGER HELP US

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We will not become more like you, monkey.
We will steal your resources and dictate economic policies that will revert you to 3rd world shit-tierdom.
You really should have read our playbook years ago. We don't hide it.

>mfw we are joining NATO
Lol what do you think the Americans will let you be the new oppressors in the Caribbean and South America? Are you excited to be the jewish enforcer for our region freeing up the US to focus on the Middle East? Eat a dick Brazil. Sellout bitches.

I doubt it, he's pretty good with women but he's never been the type of guy that fucks random sluts.

>>mfw we are becoming first world
calm down pedro, you have a long way to go. Wouldn't wanna jump the gun now.

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peoplesworld.org/article/5000-troops-to-colombia-u-s-threats-against-venezuela-increase/
already on it

>implying we don't steal your resources and your companies too to the point you guys have to impose tariffs on us
>implying it isn't on the US interest to develop us and strike down socialism in LatAm
>implying Trump wouldn't benefit in the elections from Venezuela getting fucked in the ass

>Brazil thinking it can develop without US investment
Haha, no. The only reason you and the rest of the BRICS have developed for the past two decades is White boomer retirement funds chasing yield all around the world. Now that they’re retiring that money is going to dry up, and without it you’re absolutely fucked.

I would fuck the everloving shit out of this woman

I think most people here probably like your president, user

Why you guys still make so much fart fetish videos tho?

Actually it's true. Tourism has been in sharp decline as westerners are too poor to go on holiday anymore. Looks like we have to become self sufficient nations if we want to survive at all.

Actual wargamer for the DOD here, you’re so full of shit it defies description. The only scenario the US loses is full scale nuclear war with Russia specifically, and even then it’s really a total loss on both sides.

k. Let me know when an average European tourist like me can visit Brazil without being rekt

Can't wait, would love to visit sometime.

Good for you HUEs, hope you uncuck yourself, but I wouldn't exactly cheer about joining NATO.

>My girlfriends like that but better looking
>has the aztek ears
>call her my little cucaracha
>make her dress up like the girl from el dorado
>she was a virgin
>whipser in her ear “I’m going to colonise that pussy”

Shits great actually bro send more of your women my way

what about civil war normies v gubment/military

Gringos in south america is like being at an all you can eat buffet.

>tfw we voted the right wing guy
>Tfw he is still cucked out of his mind
>tfw we don't have anything else to vote
>tfw brasil got it right the first try
Why fucking live
Also don't fall for the NATO meme dear hue

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This. Brazil is turning into a pro-Israel ZOG state.

>A BROWN COUNTRY IS DEVELOPED AND RICH
I welcome you fellow developed and rich people!

You have some of the most beautiful people in the world and you are the only country that can Rodeo as good as the USA.

The one we voted in is a dumbass.
Which is a MASSIVE upgrade over a smart but laser guided into destruction of brazil president.

Not something I personally work on modeling but it’s an honest to god nightmare scenario for the folks that do. They don’t expect it’s very likely but on the chance it does happen in a large scale there’s basically nothing they can do about it. The US is just way too big and has far too many places where insurgent cells could hide or base out of. If we can’t handle occupying Afghanistan, there’s not a chance in hell we can occupy the Midwest.

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good. time to move in columbia.

Brazil is not turning into a first world country, kike. Their IQ is too low and their culture is nigger-tier.

This
Remember Brazilians to never trust a kike!
You will never have a fair deal with them

Depends on what you plan on doing in life. I learned spanish in uni because there is a rising number of spics where I live.

Favelanon,
We told you we would not forget about you.
First time is free.
-USA

Just a tip, usinig the public transportation here is more expensive than having a car.

Bolsonaro is next.
Right after that his spawn of retards will follow suit.

Our culture an quite unique cancer forced by president Vargas, the so called "positivism".
It's just as bad as leftism, but it's it's own thing.