Hello user, we're today's flying crew

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There's a reason it's called a cockpit.
Whip em out

And now we know what happened to flight mh370

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>turn 360 and gtfo

Cool

kek this.

Doesn't work drumpfcuck

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LOOKING GOOD TODAY, LADIES
>then just walk away across the airbridge

*shows paper knife*
Allah akbar

Based and lurkmoarpilled

>TFW it's an unmanned flight
name one airline crash in the last 20 years with an all woman crew OP, I'll wait.

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Did they manage to even start the aircraft? Or was the relief pilot a male and he had to mansplain that shitb

*poo on my hand and show it to them*
>want some?
>sorry sorry no-no guua-
>shut up bitch
>force the poo in their mouths
>they vomit all over the floor
>jump out of the plane with the parachute

>Implying it's always the crew's fault

This thread again?

of course she has her fuckin phone in her hand, and didnt even have the forethought to conceal it for the pic

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Yeah, I think I'll cancel my holiday.

Turn 360 degrees and walk out

cool. based.

considering almost 80% of accidents are due to pilot error, yes.

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You want to do a 180 moran you would just end up back on the plane otherwise

Good thing I boycotted flying after TSA was initiated , plus taking boats and trains is fun as fuck

ermm... nice graph lel

IDK if this is bait, or if user is unironiclly that stupid

thank god the autopilots got a dick

Imagine being this new

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KEK. I'm laughing out loud. Thanks, irishbro

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*does and 360 and gets off plane*

In the words of Tyrone
Oh hell nah

Fuck im in history class and I just laughed out loud for a good 20 seconds trying to stop it but making it worse
Fuck you

you're alright pedro

All those missing flights were hoaxed. Somebody captured the people in those planes bane style and took them somewhere. Either to be eaten, sacraficed, or experimented on. If the elites ever need fresh normie bodies for anything all they have to do is hijack a plane flying over seas and say it crashed and nobody will ever know what happened to them