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Hello user, we're today's flying crew
Gabriel Carter
Blake Murphy
There's a reason it's called a cockpit.
Whip em out
Cameron Stewart
And now we know what happened to flight mh370
Isaac Cook
Nathan Rivera
>turn 360 and gtfo
Sebastian Hernandez
Cool
Dominic Ross
kek this.
Andrew Allen
Doesn't work drumpfcuck
Ryan Thomas
Aiden Baker
LOOKING GOOD TODAY, LADIES
>then just walk away across the airbridge
Logan Reed
*shows paper knife*
Allah akbar
Kayden King
Based and lurkmoarpilled
Matthew Ortiz
>TFW it's an unmanned flight
name one airline crash in the last 20 years with an all woman crew OP, I'll wait.
Camden Ward
Did they manage to even start the aircraft? Or was the relief pilot a male and he had to mansplain that shitb
Nicholas Martin
*poo on my hand and show it to them*
>want some?
>sorry sorry no-no guua-
>shut up bitch
>force the poo in their mouths
>they vomit all over the floor
>jump out of the plane with the parachute
Levi Bailey
>Implying it's always the crew's fault
Kayden Taylor
This thread again?
Daniel Robinson
of course she has her fuckin phone in her hand, and didnt even have the forethought to conceal it for the pic
Samuel Anderson
Juan Perez
Yeah, I think I'll cancel my holiday.
Evan Sanchez
Turn 360 degrees and walk out
Adrian Mitchell
cool. based.
Camden Cruz
considering almost 80% of accidents are due to pilot error, yes.
Jose Gonzalez
You want to do a 180 moran you would just end up back on the plane otherwise
Benjamin Roberts
Good thing I boycotted flying after TSA was initiated , plus taking boats and trains is fun as fuck
Easton Reyes
ermm... nice graph lel
Tyler Flores
IDK if this is bait, or if user is unironiclly that stupid
James Perry
thank god the autopilots got a dick
Jonathan Jenkins
Imagine being this new
Henry Richardson
KEK. I'm laughing out loud. Thanks, irishbro
Kayden Nelson
Joseph James
*does and 360 and gets off plane*
Chase Wood
In the words of Tyrone
Oh hell nah
Ryan Williams
Fuck im in history class and I just laughed out loud for a good 20 seconds trying to stop it but making it worse
Fuck you
Brody Jenkins
you're alright pedro
Christopher Russell
All those missing flights were hoaxed. Somebody captured the people in those planes bane style and took them somewhere. Either to be eaten, sacraficed, or experimented on. If the elites ever need fresh normie bodies for anything all they have to do is hijack a plane flying over seas and say it crashed and nobody will ever know what happened to them