Think about it,
WHY would a girl want to marry you?
Youre a loser and most likely fall into one of these categories
>gay/trap lover
>hobbies are only Jow Forums, porn, and videogames
> IQ most likely poor/NEET
>cant grow a full beard if you tried
>super pale from lack of going outside
>dry/bad skin
>have a masturbation problem
>actually dislike immigrants because youre a sterile faggot and cant compete
>dont lift
Hey guys I'm going to imagine a hypothetical person and hate on him
>>have a masturbation problem
Fugggg
I was doing pretty well but then you got me
I only check two of those boxes what do I win.
Lazy slide thread
sthu you leaf. 97% of your kind needs to be raked.
This is indirect attack on brenton faggots who have spamming "hurrdurr its about birthrates, i cant get laid, you didnt read manifesto"
Im married with two kids faggot, more on the way.
If these people are so stupid, weak and pathetic, then why are you posting here?
I'll tell you why:
It's because you're afraid of their powers and memetic abilities to affect cultural change from their comfy spaces.
They're not being paid to do this. They're doing it because they love destroying the world that marginalized them, and in the end, they will win.
>married with two kids
>coming on Jow Forums
dam your life must suck
Lol those don't apply to me... How is this political tho?
It's really cute how you think 90% of random people aren't just simply average or outright overweight if women, skinnyfat if men, yet they still manage to reproduce and marry just fine.
No wonder inceldom is so popular nowadays when retards think they literally need to be Chad to score chicks.
>then why are you posting here?
im 21, out of college since 9 months, working in O&G making 6 figures. been here since high school and kinda a habit now to check in every now and then and see what you kids think is cool.
>It's because you're afraid of their powers and memetic abilities to affect cultural change from their comfy spaces.
first time here kiddo? everyone knows 70% of this board is college kids trolling and 30% are life rejects.
because its geared toward brenton and his autistic fans
youre right you dont need to look like chad. but you shouldnt look like a dried potato or egg etiher
I’m not married with 5 kids and 3 baby mommas. I pay close to 10k/month in child support. I’m not married because I don’t want to be.
Whatever bruh. Only like 6 of those things are true.
Truth. I can’t see posters here being appealing to women
Married for 20 years with 5 beautiful white kids, OP, sorry to burst your bubble. Too bad you can't have babies with your dog, you could really try to outbreed us then since leftists don't have kids now!
Nothing mentioned fits except ultra light skin but I am German-Russians / Norwegian hence its normal. I actually like it that way, nobody thinks I am a nigger that way. Also married with 3 kids. And unlike Blacks or Arabs I can pay for them without state money lol
Nice bait
>projecting
Think about it,
WHY would a girl want to marry you?
Youre a loser and most likely fall into one of these categories
>gay/trap lover
>hobbies are only Jow Forums, porn, and videogames
> IQ most likely poor/NEET
>cant grow a full beard if you tried
>super pale from lack of going outside
>dry/bad skin
>have a masturbation problem
>actually dislike immigrants because youre a sterile faggot and cant compete
>dont lift
Unlike a nigger,
I have a job and am fully financially independent. I don't steal or commit felonies. I know how to cook. Im not trying to fuck everything that moves. And I don't hit women unless its defense.
k cool now give me 1000 dollars
agreed i should just kill myself but i will survive because i want to watch the world burn
>WHY would a girl want to marry you?
You'd have to ask my wife that.
> gay/trap lover
No problem with gays as such, but not into dick myself.
> hobbies are only Jow Forums, porn and videogames
I'm not sure Jow Forums qualifies as a hobby. Everyone's into porn - if they're not, they're lying. And vidya isn't my thing really.
Politics, reading (scifi, technical nonfiction), some movies, IT...
> IQ dry/bad skin
It's okay. I'm not female so I don't really care that much about it, but it does the job
> have a masturbation problem
Not really. See earlier comment about having the missus.
> actively dislike immigrants because you're a sterile faggot and can't compete
I'm fine with legal immigration at a sustainable rate. Have a couple of kids and more soon. Competing fine.
> don't lift
Yeah, I'm not a meathead gym junkie. Running around with the kids, having lots of sex, and eating properly does a decent job for me.
>>gay/trap lover
No that's homo
>>hobbies are only Jow Forums, porn, and videogames
I have other hobbies revolving around cooking, taking care of my turtles, volunteering at a local nature reserve/raising the aquatic ducks there + philosophical/polical/moral debates.
>> IQ >most likely poor/NEET
I have £85k in cash, another £6k on top. I'm 21.
I will have to admit that I am a NEET rn though. Ever since leaving uni I've been applying for jobs/graduate schemes to no avail
>>cant grow a full beard if you tried
I can grow a beard all over. Never tried to grow it out though.
>>super pale from lack of going outside
I go out every day for at least an hour (hence the nature reserve part). It doesn't stop me being pale though, even in the summer.
>>dry/bad skin
Skins fine.
>>have a masturbation problem
Not sure what would constitue a 'problem'? I have a gf?
>>actually dislike immigrants because youre a sterile faggot and cant compete
I hate people from other regions of the world because they're given an unfair advantange in the workfields I want to go into (civil service).
>>dont lift
I was malnurished as a child. I don't think there's much I could gain.
:)
(OP)
>gay/trap lover
Couldn't be farther from the truth. That disgusts me
>hobbies are only Jow Forums, porn, and videogames
Jow Forums and videogames yes
>IQ have a masturbation problem
Well, some people say not masturbating at all is unhealthy, so maybe yes
>actually dislike immigrants because youre a sterile faggot and cant compete
eh, immigration is far from my most important political issue, so no
>dont lift
It seems strange that people focus specifically on this and not exercising in general, but I digress. No I don't, but I still get exercise.
So that's about 4 of these categories I fall into
We need to embrace a military society.
Shut the fuck up, white knight bitch. Gas all white knights.
>gay/trap lover
do lesbians count as gay?
>hobbies are only Jow Forums, porn, and videogames
I also shoot stuff, draw, and write
> IQ most likely poor/NEET
125k in the account, family is worth 50 mil
>cant grow a full beard if you tried
Can, but I prefer 10-day scruff
>super pale from lack of going outside
nigger I'm Scotts/Anlgo/Swede stock, I'm pale no matter what
>dry/bad skin
Got me there
>have a masturbation problem
is 2-3x per week a lot? I have a high libido and no gf
>actually dislike immigrants because youre a sterile faggot and cant compete
I dislike them because they don't assimilate more than because they are foreign. We shouldn't be importing inferior cultures - if you are coming here it's because your own culture failed you, and you need to do things our way or gtfo
>dont lift
3x per week, 1 hr per day, rich enough for a trainer to make sure I always show up. I've put on 40 lbs in 8 months, 22 of which is muscle.
>>gay/trap lover
..do not wants to marry a women
>>hobbies are only Jow Forums, porn, and videogames
..do not neets marry a women
> IQ 100
>most likely poor/NEET
...alle women are materalistic
>super pale from lack of going outside
...don not get skincancer
>dry/bad skin
...skin is more important than love
>have a masturbation problem
...is much cheeper than alimony
>actually dislike immigrants because youre a sterile faggot and cant compete
...just beeing a walking dildo isnt enough
>dont lift
...not that narcistic
>WHY would a girl want to marry you?
Well last time I checked, I think I'm right on with everything most girls like.
>6'4" 205
>Jow Forums
>Brown hair, used to be blonde when I was little
>Blue eyes
>Hair kept short and tight
>Actually clean
>In uni but in a none-meme major
>In fraternity for the networking, not for the degeneracy(though its a good way to meet girls)
>Clean shaven
>Half Anglo, Half-Dutch/Boer
>Haven't jacked off since January
>Autistic, but can hide it well and dumb myself down to talk with normies
>Don't dislike immigrants, just equally dislike the lower class of every race(poor whites get a bit of a pass though)
>Have a solid paying job, especially for a college student
And I guess that's why I have a girlfriend? Idk, just be a stand-up guy and girls will be attracted to you.
>gay/trap lover
no thanks im not a damn homo
>hobbies are only Jow Forums, porn, and videogames
add in basketball, football, weightlifting, and just general bulshitting with friends and yeah
> IQ
>Married for 20 years with 5 beautiful white kid
nice larp
you either cant stand your kids and wife or are lying to still be on this site. anyone on this site and is older than 25 is pathetic
>WHY would a girl want to marry you?
i've never met a girl i would want to marry. i'm not a virgin or a neet either. why would i want to marry one?
youre prob make less than 40k
congrats if not larping. the post isnt directed toward you. you are not the general Jow Forums demographic. there can be alpha white males like myself and i guess if youre not larping
>I have £85k in cash, another £6k on top. I'm 21.
>I will have to admit that I am a NEET rn though
trust baby?
literally no, soldiers are pathetic brads who cant do anything in life so they join army
My fathers 76 and has dementia, so he gave me and my brothers our inheritance early in order to ensure it wasn't scammed/stolen from him. The last straw for him was when I woke up and rushed downstairs to kill a call where I was hearing him give away his bank details to someone he'd never spoken to on the phone :(
I just want to get a proper-career orientated job before he dies. I want to make him happy :(