Mueller Submits Final Report
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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!
Levi Jenkins
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Liam Kelly
MODS STICKY
Nolan Butler
They are sticky all right. They glow too.
Benjamin Martin
happening get
Hudson Bailey
HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS A NOTHING BURGER, DNC SHILLS BTFO TRUMP 2020 EZ
Christopher Morales
So when does the Zog machine get taken down?
Aaron Williams
Joshua Lopez
>no clue when the public will know
it's not happening just yet. even when he does drop it, there's about a 50% chance it's nothing and he's also part of the ZOG cult.
Luke Morales
((((((((((((((((((((((((The Muller Report))))))))))))))))))))))
Landon Wright
Put me in the screencap
Nicholas Powell
>Its finally coming to an end
I just want to say, no matter what happens, its been a pleasure arguing and shitposting with you all.
Luis Cox
Ryan Wood
Popcorn time faggots!
Gavin Phillips
I'm curious about the contents desu. I hope we get to read it, at least in some unredacted some capacity.
Connor Baker
Finna get dabbed on
Caleb Lopez
GUARANTEED ZERO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION AND MAINSTREAM MEDIA ON TOTAL FUCKING DAMAGE CONTROL
WE NEED AN ALL OUT OFFENSIVE TO DESTROY ANY SHRED OF CREDIBILITY LEFTISTS STILL HAVE
Evan Allen
>1337
What did Kek mean by this?
Luis Parker
>"It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK?"
they about the hacker named Jow Forums
Juan Bell
ITS NOTHING LOL
Luis Perry
I'm a believer.
This is history being made.
Asher Gutierrez
Top kek. How will the american public react to this report revealing absolutely shit?
Pretty certain the more centrist voters will go back to Trump
Jackson Price
Hello. My name is Robert Mueller. You turned my country into a swamp. Prepare to be drained.
Owen Kelly
I found the report online. Lots of interesting stuff. Look at it!
Eli Jenkins
>team of liberal lawyers
>no leaks
lmao it's nothing
Grayson Bailey
>inb4 dems start claiming mueller is a trump shill hack
Cameron Perry
Chief of Twitter Shitposting just got BTFO
Blake Lopez
FERRIS MUELLER, YOU'RE MY HERO!!!
Asher Bell
The damage control is real.
The Trumpkin salt will be glorious.
Robert Wood
IDS BOTHINF
Nathan Nguyen
>3/22
Coincidence?
Noah White
i-is it finally happening?
Jackson Walker
GOD DAMNIT FUCKING FINALLY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Justin Cook
Barr won't send it to congress until tomorrow or sunday so unironically soon
Luis Johnson
Project much?
Robert Cooper
To be clear:
The Robert Mueller investigation is over
There will be no more indictments
And there was no Trump-Russia collusion
Let that sink in
Alexander Reyes
iM RUBBING MY FUCKING BALLS AT THE THOUGHT
Bentley Moore
No Russian collusion. And bodies are about to be hung
Isaiah Kelly
Sure thing Cletus.
Wait until you find out about the money laundering and the fact that Trump is broke.
Lucas Foster
The investigation did what it was supposed to do - heavily politicize the fact that law enforcement colluded with the Clinton campaign to illegally spy on a candidate and his associates with the goal of influencing an election. By politicizing this they rendered themselves immune to prosecution following the election because Trump would look like he was trying to shutdown an investigation into himself if he tried to get justice.
Bentley Ross
Fire up the salt mines. Dis guna be guds.
William Wood
I've already started my own personal salt hoard on Normiebook. I've been gaslighting and shitposting at known liberal fuckheads since about noon today.
I needed to buy a yacht to stay afloat in their tears. It's fucking amazing.
Gabriel Lopez
Subscribed to Pewdiepie. Nazi comfirmed.
Parker Barnes
Archive that please.
archive.is
Isaiah Long
Oh son, its only just beginning.
Aiden Garcia
Well now that bars got it how long until the public dump is the question....
But yeah watching the (((media))) try to damage control and the normie libs try to rationalize will be pretty damn cringe.
Anthony Collins
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Jordan Long
Lel
What is the left gunna do now, what a waste of time for minor charges to literally who’s in the dc election game
Brody Richardson
Probably
Bentley Butler
What a time to be alive!
Ethan Wilson
Ahhhhhh sweaty we have only begun to btfo of (you).
Isaac Young
Why will anyone care if trump is broke?
Alexander Clark
MIGApedes on suicide watch!
Nicholas Collins
Will this farce finally end? There must be an end to the leftists coffers, the ROI is so negative, even the most fanatic true believers must be starting to crack under the downward pressure.
Camden Reyes
I'm waiting to see the tone of Fox and CNN reporters. They get leaked info like fucking crazy and one if the two will be in 100% damage control. If it's bad for trump, Fox will start praising Mueller and their tone will be serious. If it's nothing bad for Trump, CNN will ignore Russian collusion narrative and begin to spin the findings with whatever they can be vague and slanderous on...CNN will also look mad and not happy.
>Analyze the tone of fox/cnn. The one that doesn't talk about Russian collusion is the side that lost. They receive LEAKED info because senators use them for damage control before news drops
Christopher Morris
FLIPPED MUELLER REVEAL IMMINENT
Joseph Allen
Reevaluate algo, fox out of the conservative closet, full on lib media center now, controlled opo stance has been shifted to full opo
Parker Powell
His investors and lenders will care. kek
Nathan Powell
>FOX/CNN
Both platforms will run with "Nothing conclusive"
Josiah Nguyen
That doesn’t remover Trump from the presidency you utter retard.
Xavier Morgan
>ITS NOT OGRE
>ITS NOT OGRE
>ITS NOT OGRE
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Brandon Ramirez
??
what is this about
redpill me i dont follow this shit
James Peterson
Who gives a fuck?
I want the con man called out for what he is, a fucking fraud.
>bragging about working for the federal turd
Charles Cox
3:22 niggers? are you serious?
And the Lord God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
not to mention skull and bones 3/22, gee i wonder if it is a coincidence?
Jason Bennett
you've had basically two years of neverending news about it to learn from. it's something that doesn't matter to your country either way
Andrew Foster
Wrong. They realised that traditional Democrats are fleeing progressive batshit networks, so they're strategically bringing an orphaned demographic for ratings.
It makes complete sense from a financial standpoint to bring in traditional Democrat perspectives. I don't give a fuck, my views can be challenged, I'm not antifa that runs from explaining my position on topics.
Evan King
they say "sometime this weekend"
"Maybe"...
Daniel Gray
Because the prosperity gospel equates riches with righteousness. If you're broke, then you're obviously a bad person.
David Rodriguez
Your tears are delicious manlet. Stay salty bitchmade.
Brody Stewart
Sure thing Sheldon, have fun mopping the floors.
Daniel Carter
>[ x ]Drumpf is a racist
>[ x ]Drumpf is a misogynist
>[ x ]Drumpf has an unfit temperament
>[ x ]Drumpf is Hitler
>[ x ]Drumpf is a draft dodger
>[ x ]Drumpf is a tax cheat
>[ x ]Drumpf is a dumb meanie head
>[ x ]Drumpf is a puppet of the Kremlin
>[ x ]Drumpf is a money launderer
>[ x ]Drumpf is broke
K...keep me posted
Logan Nguyen
If there was anything in it, it would be out by now.
Christian Phillips
If there's no collusion, Democrats are legit fucked. Even if they found some 1980's tax nonsense, it won't matter. The next few days are make or break, Democrats are 100% dependent on collusion. If no collision, I hope the left starts getting tarred and feathered for historical posterity.
Jace Miller
FBI and CIA said Russia fucked with the 2016 election. The Attorney General at the time Jeff Sessions recused himself from investigating it because he didn't disclose a meeting he had with a Russian ambassador. A special counsel was hired to do the investigation instead. The investigation has concluded. There is a lot of drama because libs want evidence to impeach Trump and Trump supporters want to troll libs if the report doesn't have anything on Trump.
Xavier Sanchez
Something like that right? You have no clue who your daddy is, but I assure you daddy’s right here. This is over faggot.
Sit down.
Nathan Price
Checked
Josiah Long
The time has come.
Camden Nelson
Kek as if the (((media))) is going to let them take the blame
>in b4 im wrong and they just have to shoot up another mosque and blame the hacker Jow Forums
Jose Jones
The sources, not his digits
Blake Hernandez
This is the biggest, longest-awaited nothingburger of all. Thanks for spending millions on this, democrat retards.
Jacob Cook
Nothing is going to fucking happen. There will be one line in the report or a minor implication that the dems will hang onto like it's their precious and they will go even more fucking insane and start more investigations while the eunuch repubs do nothing. A complete overthrow of the government is the only viable solution.
Ethan Adams
the new season comes out in fall dumb nigger
Eli Cooper
kek
you think I give a fuck?
I'm in the press room at a major daily laughing my ass off.
Jack Reyes
LMFAO. ITS FINALLY OVER
Bentley Wright
The fact that none of the kids were indicted before the report was released is a pretty strong indication that this isn't going to take Trump down.
Zachary Hall
Imagine actually believing this.
lefties are fucking deranged trannies
Jackson Miller
There is no new season. Only one season. The winning season.
Andrew Edwards
> 2+ years for an investigation to conclude.
> user thinks we’re going to get a conclusion on the report overnight.
FBI investigations don’t reach conclusions. They just provide information. We will be waiting and hearing speculation from (((cable news))) for awhile before results are public.
Even then the redacted parts will be speculated and used to continue (((the narrative)))
Christopher Peterson
Noah Murphy
NO RECOMMENDATION FOR FURTHER INDICTMENTS FROM MUELLER. IT'S FUCKING NOTHING. POST YFW
Julian Fisher
CBS and even CNN are telling people there will be nothing coming of this. That's because exactly zero people were indicted for any form of conspiracy.
Isaac Powell
No you aren’t. You’re a NEET faggot, and today has you on suicide watch.
Christian Parker
>indict his kids when they'd be given an instant pardon
what would be the point? only one you could indict would be Jr. and for attempted collusion only anyway
Jason Moore
IT'S FINALLY FUCKING OVER
LET THE PURGE BEGIN
Elijah Adams
hmm
Blake Howard
>That's because exactly zero people were indicted for any form of conspiracy.
it was never about inditing trump, it was a delaying tactic.
and it worked.
Sebastian Martin
Q predicted this.
Dominic Wilson
The Jussie Maneuver
Camden Williams
Robert Wood
>literally 5 pm on a friday
That's how you know it's nothing.
Luis Ortiz
mark my words, there will be a new investigation on trump next week.
and another after that.