*Knock* *Knock*

*Knock* *Knock*
FBI open up!! We'd like to have a word with you!!

0 - Dies in shootout shortly afterwards
1 - barely escapes on bicycle
2 - sent to High security prison gets fucked in the ass
3 - FBI just goes away
4 - invites in, no big deal
5 - brought in for interrogation
6 - wins shootout
7 - gets recruited by the agency
8 - FBI breaks in and beat the living shit outta you
9 - summoned to jury duty

Doubs- become new director assassinate user before you.
Trips- overthrow the government
666-sent to the shadow realm
Quads- some crazy Illuminati shit ends the world.
Fives- btc jumps 20,000% next week

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Roll

kek

rollin

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roll

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roll

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get rekt double agent shlomo mossadenstein

Nothing to hide herr i mean here

Occifers

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You'll never take me alive, copper. Y'see?

>opens the door
>tell them fug da polis
>FBI just goes away
win

Llor

Rollin'

roll.

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this thread doesn't belong here, nigger

Pretty much, either that or they just ding ding ditched you

Looks like im the new director, any anons who roll a 4 is my henchmen.

Roll

Roll

Hehe nothing personnel kid

Not so fast I challenge you to a d-d-d-d-DUEL!

I know how I'm escaping

I'm in.

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rollerino

Rollin

ROLL

Nigger

Rollerino

>bicycle
I'd rather die

ROLL

All my posts were satire.

ok

warrant or fuck off

fuck you FBI!!!

Rollin!

>BTC jumps 20,000
That doesn't sound like sustainable growth, user. I'll take slow and steady growth please

shieeet

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K

Lucky I don't drive!

I'm going for a 35 since that's actually what happened to me

Btc is gay

roll

Sorry user, I had to kill you to become you

I don't think worked out the way you plan special agent wolf

K nice officer, bye bye

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raked

Riblets

roll

Nigger

Rolling

NIGGERS FUCK OFF

ecsdee shoot me

...

Ok don't sweat it

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watch this

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I'm just infiltrating and giving away information about the altright dont worry

Nigger?

rolling

fug :DDDDDDDDDD

Come get me

Can't have any loose ends schlomo

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dindu nuffin

im innocent

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Fuck you. *bam bam bam bam*

funny thing is i know that OP image is from yugioh because my brother and i watched the series during christmas

roll for death

Rollin

how does everyone have a dumbass agent that cant pursue a bike?

except steal my escape vehicle it seems

Fuck.

kek i was already thinking of joining

HA HA

Am I died?

Fuck yeah!

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SHALL

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Good eye user

rollin

just doing my civic duty

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Roll

what the fuck do you want?

YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE FAGGOTS

roll

>opens door
state your business

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What is this?

Roll

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Fuck

"Would you like a tequila martini?"

Rollan

I have jury duty on Monday so I'm rolling for that.

Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong door. FBI headquarters is two blocks down.

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Industrial Illusions

Roll and get fucked fbi!

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rolL

roll

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