Brit/pol/ Geordie Edition

>Why I now back People's Vote campaign - Newcastle MP Chi Onwurah
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/now-back-peoples-vote-campaign-16009928

>Asylum seeker blames ‘immorality’ of Newcastle for sex attack
metro.co.uk/2019/03/20/asylum-seeker-blames-immorality-newcastle-sex-attack-8956147/?ito=cbshare

>Peter Beardsley: Former Newcastle coach charged with using racist language by FA
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47665830

>Crime gang who planned to flood Newcastle with cocaine jailed for total of over 30 years
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/crime-gang-who-planned-flood-16016659

>People in Newcastle aren't recycling properly and it costs the council £15 MILLION
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/people-newcastle-arent-recycling-properly-16003500

THREAD THEME
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Jow
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youtube.com/watch?v=9vFdvSBFEZA
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47675261
imdb.com/title/tt2246565/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6840799/Jill-Dandos-murder-20-years-fresh-witness-accounts-raise-disturbing-questions.html
youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=gkZGPCBlA6U
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_vests_movement
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I'm first

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:)

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Ted Kaczynski is a brainlet cunt.

what are we going to do

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;)

Wow, but this is politics.

But wow.

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What do you do when you need a poo in an English country garden?

>Addon for your browser that adds more functions for Jow Forums. Filters, thread watching and thread updater, cooldown, 404 redirects, Linkify, highlight own posts and those quoting you, and more.

Jow Forums-x.net

github.com/ccd0/Jow Forums-x

>Open Jow Forums X, select filters & Comments.
## Shitposts ##
/virgins/i
/virgin/i
/cocaine/i
/ave a line/i
/never been to a party/i
/what's a brexit\?/i
/you've never had sex/i


>Open Jow Forums X, select filters & Filename. Add the below.

/^tfwdrugs\d*\.jpg$/
/^ave a line ya virgin\.jpg$/

>Say goodbye to the boring cunts

>Open Jow Forums X, select filters & Flags. And paste in. This hides the meme flags

/^Black Lives Matter$/
/^Hippie$/
/^Templar$/
/^Catalonia$/
/^DEUS VULT$/
/^European$/
/^Tree Hugger$/
/^Anarchist$/
/^Confederate$/
/^LGBT$/
/^Gadsden$/
/^Fascist$/
/^Democrat$/
/^Communist$/
/^Anarcho-Capitalist$/
/^Jihadi$/
/^Kekistani$/
/^Muslim$/
/^Nazi$/
/^Republican$/
/^Pirate$/
/^United Nations$/
/^National Bolshevik$/
/^Commie$/
/^White Supremacist$/
/^Europe$/
/^Tree Hugger$/

Did she shag the dog?

I wish I had the answers user, I honestly do.

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Evening from the states mates
Fuck parliament. Traitors, one and all. I'm just glad it's not a huge delay if they can't agree on the already denied deal. 2 weeks isn't bad.. right?

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if you look there's ~8% of the electorate have signed it, and the constituency breakdown matches very closely with how people voted. So it really doesn't change anything.

Post on Brit/pol/ that'll change everything

As if they're not gonna vote to extend brexit to April
It's done for i reckon
youtube.com/watch?v=iey0VOhxV2Y

Tedposters are deluded. If a nation actually decided to abandon technology it would turn itself into the Abo/Indian/African etc. You would inevitably become the victim of the predations of countries who retained and continued to pursue technological innovation.

Brexit's over lads

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Brexit cancelled.

>The creator of the viral petition calling for Brexit to be scrapped told LBC she started it because Remainers have been “silenced” and “ignored” since the referendum.
What a joke.

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Sharpen your spoons boys, war is coming to the streets.

A bit of the old ultraviolence

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Dog's face says it all. Plus look where his paw is.

:3

Indonesia for the Indonesians

>he's still mad
*cuts your power lines*

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Come and fucking take it, lad.

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Shame James Randi BTFO him years ago, mind you, even James is a faggot these days.

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Why do these cunts always need to play victim, saying they're ignored when they're screaming louder than a norfman at a football game?

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Why what exactly happened today?

Who /mackem/ here

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Yeah, I remember there was a girl at my sisters school that apparently sucked off her dog as she was father was being blackmailed by the Russian mafia and he forced her to do it...

Odd times back in Cheshire...

>blasting propaganda every day for the last 3 years through all media channels
>"we're being silenced"

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Indonesia for the Dutch

youtube.com/watch?v=exbmO1uDMbM

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Isn’t that what they want?

I loved watching Randis old vids, don' tknow much about him these days though 2bh

Yeah he's had her

>mfw a hound gets to shag more than me

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what's with the high vis jackets some one want to fill me in

Tusk is a funny bastid
youtube.com/watch?v=9vFdvSBFEZA
youtube.com/watch?v=9vFdvSBFEZA

>telling Normies about The acceleration pill.

Has anyone? I have. After explaining to them the roots of the EU and the debtbased currency they ended up loving me.
>it’s just a load of bullshit isn’t it?
Exactly! Why don’t we forget it?

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Might have to blast a bit of our own in minecraft.

Turned into Steven Fry mk2 basically.

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>Brexit: Vote on Theresa May's deal may not happen next week
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47675261

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Lmao, wow I never knew, dirty old bastard

>he forced her to do it.

oh really?

He's still seething

you wot mate. us pygmie people have lived in Jakarta for years and years adapting to the Orangutans and volcanoes

Are you being serious?

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>An Honest Liar
imdb.com/title/tt2246565/

Bretty good docu desu.

My point is that even Jow Forums's IP range which exludes VPNs, TOR, Jow Forums's time interval checks, ids for posting are more secure than that petition. They also could use SMS verification.

Taking into account the resources of the Remain campaign they could easily, like in Silicon Valley comedy series, just pay pajeets to vote manually through proxy, vpn.

Did everyone clap?

Start buying guns.

Any modern British history books in the vain of pic related or Lord Macaulay's History?

I think it a major shame that John Milton didn't get to finish his history book.

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Yeah a lot of bad and dodgy money...

Interesting The Mail has published something about Jill Dando, wonder if they will censor any comments about MI5 or the Masons killing her because she was going to expose all the BBC and establishment nonces?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6840799/Jill-Dandos-murder-20-years-fresh-witness-accounts-raise-disturbing-questions.html

Found it.
youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=gkZGPCBlA6U

what is your ideal GB/IRL like? 'Border'/map wise

Stop it GCHQ, we are all law abiding citizens here.

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You'd think if she doesn't put her deal forward then the 12th of April extension (if her deal is voted down) would be void and we would default back to the 29th of March

she's working the head again

aren't newcastle literally 2 leages above Sunderland? also your pal adam johnon is released from prison next week or something

Cute

It's stoner-friendly rhetoric too
>yeah man fuck everything

INCREMENTAL
ADVANCEMENT

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_vests_movement

>1PBTID

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one of my closest m8s who's into rothschild tier shit, athough he's always been a rural lad anyway, so at least he's been a somewhat prepper

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Surely we're still out come the 29th - it's within our law and can only be overturned through the commons and then Lords correct?

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Guise...
I need help.
16 year old wants to bang. Family think it's too young, I agree, but I also want to bang too.
Wot do?

>rent free

Meant to be good tomorrow. Army gunna shoot the lot of 'em

>it's within our law and can only be overturned through the commons and then Lords correct?
No, it can be amended overnight with a statutory instrument now that parliament has voted.

>she's working the head again
I want to believe this, mate.
I sperged out last night on theories and I'm starting to use coping mechanisms.
I can't see anything other than no deal or BRINO at this point.

How old are you.

Depending on your age its borderline noncing.

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Also from Newcastle, from my experience most up there seem to be for brexit.

The EU parliament?

Seems a bit silly that a law given the OK by the Queen can be overturned by the EU.

Abolition of Britain

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Kawaii image.

oioi lad, got me tickets booked for wembley. gonna take over covent garden again.

How do we get back to this lads?

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Almost like proving the reason why we wanted to leave isn't it?

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Crazy to think that's what a star looks like if you don't push the ignition button, looks almost unreal

can something as large as that work in a luddite/like society in the modern times though? thought it would be like 1,000 countries on the island. just curious

a decade older

>dead frogs
>conflict escalating
Sounds good

Jupiter has no where near the mass to initiate fusion, even the smallest brown dwarf star has 100 - 120 the mass of Jupiter.

This can easily escalate into what happened in Kiev. All it takes is a death of either a protester or police/army and there could be civil war

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Unless you are a quare

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You consulted your family?

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>statutory instrument
Even then, this still needs to go through the houses.

No sex before marriage.

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A federal British Isles union

Back off, that's dodgy. She was 6 years old when you were 16 mate.

In that BBC article they claim that this time, unlike in 2016, the email verification deters bots, which is not true, it may slow down a bit, yes, but not deter.

And this video proves that Remainers ain't got any scruples about using those cheating tools.

fuck that. not worth ruining your reputation over some thot