Brit/pol/ - Round The Twist Edition

>Why I now back People's Vote campaign - Newcastle MP Chi Onwurah
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/now-back-peoples-vote-campaign-16009928

>Asylum seeker blames ‘immorality’ of Newcastle for sex attack
metro.co.uk/2019/03/20/asylum-seeker-blames-immorality-newcastle-sex-attack-8956147/?ito=cbshare

>Peter Beardsley: Former Newcastle coach charged with using racist language by FA
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47665830

>Crime gang who planned to flood Newcastle with cocaine jailed for total of over 30 years
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/crime-gang-who-planned-flood-16016659

>People in Newcastle aren't recycling properly and it costs the council £15 MILLION
chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/people-newcastle-arent-recycling-properly-16003500

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First for fuck niggers

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Start buying guns.

She's still waiting lads.

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The jews have been going mental in my neighbourhood lads

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inb4 bongs ruin Round the Twist with some multicultural remake faggotry

>conquest by subversion is the same as conquest by war

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kikes in Gateshead are fucking nutjobs

first of all.... what the fuck is going on here

second of all.... THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME HOLY SHIT

Wtf, this is a new kind of Jew. They kind of look like a hybrid of orthodox and liberal Jews.

extremely subversive

Love fightin'
Love conquerin'
Love servin' Are Majesty

Simple as

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Checked, and is that Theresa Villiers? I would cheerfully lick her ringpiece like a dog lapping at its bowl.

I hope you've all had a good night lads. We'll get there.

>my love
>wherever you are
>whatever you are
>don't lose faith
>I know it's gonna happen
>some day
>to you
>please wait
>don't lose faith

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man that intro was comfy

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Maybe this will be of use to someone. I would go back and fix any typos and erroneous definitions but its gotten too big now.

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Good work lad

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Yes quite useful thanks

What is it meant to be? It seems like a list of words you had to look up. If so, it would be better in alphabetical order.

They don't make 'em like that anymore

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absolutely delicious lad - get yourself a greggs sosij roll for that one

how many norfs are there in the wild?
- and how do we validate their authenticity
(jewish art dealer looking for the next banksy)
the expressions are, if you look closely, intricate studies
- as you stare at them, they stare back at you
there are deep truths about the soul crushing ruination of this land
self deprecating humour, but alas, pessimism
- this is all there is
- it wont get better

Careful lad that's our future PM, waiting in the wings.

Yeah lad, I go to the Tescos in Gateshead late at NEET hours and they are still there doing shopping with their kids at 11pm. They also wander the streets at night for some reason.

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>*SLEEPER CELL ACTIVATES*
>*one week later*
>*wake up in dark room*

>"THE WORDS user... WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?"

All the more reason to rim her like it's going out of fashion

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If a foreign nation formally invaded Britain in war and beat our military forces then yes, Britain is then theirs, and then it's up to Britons to fight back. That is how right of conquest works. What is currently happening is not conquest or war, so no, I'm not saying Britain is "rightfully" arab land or negro land etc. Britain is still formally Britain and is owned by the British despite the memes therefore immigrants haven't conquered us and are not conquering us.

They shop late so they can get the big markdowns
>Spinach 20p

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Impressive work, user. Treat yourself to a trip to the 24hr Greggs.

that's a gooden

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If only

I am now convinced this is just a list of words you had to look up, while it is an admirable project a dictionary does the same job

>1988
I would have been watching Wonder Years back then. Lost my virginity after an episode of that, fuckin' gutted when it finished.

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Kek!

>Villiers supported the temporary suspension of Ken Livingstone, then-Mayor of London, by the Adjudication Panel for England, which examined the case after a complaint from the Board of Deputies of British Jews to the Standards Board for England.

>Theresa Villiers is a member of, and since 2017 Vice-Chair, of Conservative Friends of Israel.[16] [17]

>On 19 July 2018 she was the only MP of any party to attend a rally of about 200-300 Jewish and other persons called by the "Campaign Against Antisemitism" (CAA) in Parliament Square, London, to protest against Jeremy Corbyn and the Labour Party.[18] She has, on previous occasions, attended CAA protests similar to that of 19 July 2018 against anti-semitism within Labour.[19]

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agreed

Love how 'antisemitism' differs from everything else and has it's own entity

Jewface for days

You won't like her when she's angry. And wet

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AN ISLAND DRIFTS AWAY

Its a dictionary of words I didn't know or wasn't completely sure of. Perhaps more convenient than a complete dictionary.

She is no fool, no politician ever did badly by supporting the juden

If you put them into alphabetical order it might be a useful resource for anons, otherwise it's just a list

Hope you aren't being antisemetic user, she might send the boys round.

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I still want to lick her bumhole, look at those boots

You’ve got problems

Faggot

Being unable to lick Theresa Villiers' arsehole is the least of my problems, I didn't even know I had it until tonight

Why does no one look at that picture and ask the relevant question?

More days more problems

>the relevant question
How sweaty would her bumhole be? I can assure you I've asked myself a thousand times user.

Nobody ever uses it for semites other than jews either, it's preserved to mean "anti-kike" and nothing else, made to look like it's not just a jewish thing. Being anti-any other arab just makes you "islamophobic"

Yeah - why is that bloke wearing a pink shirt? Bit gay.

As they say
>anti-Semite used to mean people who don't like Jews. Now it means people Jews don't like.

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>maybe that will be the final solution in 20 years when nothing changes... a crack team of brit/pol/ autists will scuba out to one of the subs, board it and force them to launch the missles

what did they mean by this?

He means in Minecraft

>have you evere, ever felt like this...
>when strange things happen
>are you going round the twist?

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I believe it's called "anti-semetic" so they can seperate the jews from the other arabs as an ethnic group, if it were just "anti-jewish" then people could say "it's just the same as hating christianity or islam". It's in the jew's wretched blood to think themselves higher than others

jezzas fore arms are quite meaty

There's an old guy that lives down my road who looks like Jeremy Corbyn.

wha tis minercraft?

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All this time I thought the expression was "pre-Madonna", as in somebody being diva-like, which is how I presumed Madonna was. Good list, downloaded both.

BIG MEATY CLAWS

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Post the pic with his face on that big screen like in Half-life 2

It is a term used by anons in the vain hope that they will be able to escape anti-terrorist legislation, eg "I would like to kill my MP in Minecraft"

>tfw people say 'simetic' instead of 'semitic'

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Round the Twist was a sincerely fucked up show

Oh well, lads. I guess this is it. Brexit cancelled.

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Don't have that one, unfortunately.

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We don't have a migrant invasion. We have a migrant infestation.

i work in london if you want to meet, also that's me

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I remember the episode where the kid attracted rubbish and he was running down the road screaming while rubbish flew out of bins sticking to him

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Shame

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>I would like to kill my MP
i can't but help admire your strong stance

absolutely sickening dehumanising language tbqh fampai stirring up hate and division in these threads WE WILL NOT BE DIVIDED

Good reading material lad, I'll be able to stop talking like a simpleton with this!

Great lists, but truth be told many of those words have fallen out of use. If you read any 19th century English literature -Dickens, Austen etc, you will find that those works are replete with resplendent prose; albeit perhaps difficult for modern consumption. It's now about the reader, not the author and people just want you to get to the point. I think British English reflects the 'over-socialisation' and close proximity of living cheek-by-jowl with our fellow man. We learned to say what we thought and the truth in a way which was as least inoffensive as possible.

REST IN PEACE JOE COCKS BLOODEH 'ERO

We are divided. British people and the subversive infestation settling into our lands

they got turbid wrong

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very good lad

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Welcome to City 17

After watching that scene recently for the first time in well over a decade, it comes across now as pretty cheesy.

19th century English literature is easy to read, Arthur Conan Doyle especially.

It’s better in the book

You legend

mediocre but i'll accept it, what is with the echo replies though, saw that in the last thread.

great job get yourself a sausage
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great job have a sausage lad

>mediocre but i'll accept it

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Easy to see why it was cut.

brit/pol/ stands united against your hate