Good evening Jow Forums.
By now I see many of you are well aware of the announcements tonight regarding the Mueller investigation.
I have come to surrender to you. For well over a year I have posted on reddit insulting your group here, making fun of your desperation for Trump to be exonerated and decrying you all as spastic retards for this.
Tonight, I am shaken and surprised, but still... You guys won. You have won. You were right.
I hereby offer my surrender and apologies to you all.
Unironically commit sudoku
No quarter.
Apology... considered
Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
>i have posted on reddit
we could tell from the spacing
Good now go to church and confess your sins
Oh hey, look at what S&J produces:
sjhardware.com
Derp. Wrong tab.
Your picture is problematic.
Wait until they announce the dossier was produced by Jow Forums shitposting
Go to france
Not good enough. Make rice Krispy treats and find people in maga hats and feed them.
So bobby Miller your Coup Failed
Now swallow the red pill
stupid faggot
>You guys won. You have won. You were right.
There was no game, there was no contest.
You just played yourself, nigger.
Back to plebbit faggot
womp womp
now get in, we're saving western civilisation
>You were right
We are always right. Stick around for a bit, you might actually learn something about this world.
Just don't post, because you're a faggot.
lmao imagine what's actually going on right now in their minds bros
No prisoners faggot. Pick a spot and wait for the gas.
Will you guys ever forgive me?
How can I make amends?
Apology accepted.
Now take a seat right over there.
TAKE THE REDPILL AND JOIN US
Best part is they indicted the whole fucking family lmfao
For a second I thought this thread would be France Surrendering more of their asscheeks, But to my surprise just another nigger post.
this.
>the absolute state of rick wilson
Never happened
not going to happen, i actually believe it now that the mccain aide has been outed as flying out to get a copy, but they will never admit that.
>How can I make amends?
Stop making shit threads
Ask us about the Jews.
Post pics of your gfs tits/ pussy or your sisters or your moms if u dont have the first two mentioned
Post lewds
Jews?
This
Interesting. I don’t buy it.
are you a bitch or are you willing to swallow some red pills?
It is OK. The dialogue has made for a better democracy. It all works out in the end bruh.
I’ll take all of em please. I’ll do my best to debunk all of them
redditfags are not welcome here. please go to /ptg/
>I hereby offer my surrender and apologies to you all.
If you really mean it, thanks man. Watch some tim pool videos.
Buy a gun, a bunch of ammo and start practicing with it.
The Jews, user. It's always the jews.
Fpbp
Neck yourself faggot
Succ my big monkey dick
>the horde grows
What a blessed man
Cops do a great job this mean nothing. I hope that wasn’t supposed to be a “redpill” lmao
>implying surrender was ever offered
debunk this
entry level redpills
en.wikipedia.org
Saint Kitts and Nevis again? Do the other 4 people on you Island know about this place too?
pol didn't win, they got duped by mossad and the cia with trump
pick your battles faggot
Pure coincidence. You're making something out of nothing you delusional retard
so what user? trump is the reincarn?
Who are u nigga
Yes
>BOOM BOOM CRASH
>Someone just kicked in your front door at 03:00
>The police are, at best, 5 minutes away
How many seconds does it take to get from the front door to your bedroom, user?
so whats that means user
It means Judgment day approaches.
im not christian but i voted for trump user. do i win
Ok, I didn’t think of it that way...that’s fucking scary! Im going to buy a glock now.
Contrary to popular believe, i am not a Turk
Im not christian either but these aren't just mere coincidences. Humanity wins.
What are red pills Jow Forums would like to share with me?
I've heard of redpill on reddit before but I always thought it was just related to mra.
So wait, do you guys really hate the Jews so much? That's not just a meme?
>you offer your surrender?
I don't think so.
To surrender means you must admit to the superiority of our logic, and adopt it yourself. We have conqored a territory of mindshare real estate that you recognized by coming here.
Spend as much on ammo as you do on the gun. Buy one box of each brand available and take notes when you go to the range. If a magazine keeps malfunctioning will all brands of ammo, it's the mag. If a brand of ammo malfunctions with all mags, it's the ammo.
For defensive use, priority is always reliability first, terminal effectiveness second and cost third.
For practice ammo, it's cost, reliability, terminal effectiveness.
Practice, practice, practice. Shit is a lot harder than most people think.
:)
nice larp faggot. no redditor can extract their head from their own arse to admit they're wrong.
Sorry we dont' take prisoners you have to kys
We don't like Trump anymore.
This shit derailed his presidency and/or he sold out.
Justice demands punishment for the people who fabricated this hoax.
Trump won't do anything about it.
Why are you waving the French flag?
Why is this even a thing. Its probably the most retarded insult on this site.
I have spaced my writing like this on the internet since dial up because it's easier to read.
Is this a autist thing or something? I just have no idea what this kind of spacing has to do with reddit. It's practically been around for thousands of years.
Explain your faggotry user.
>We don't like Trump anymore
fuck off, YOU don't like him, Hillary.
Now go to bed
This
Cool larp
I still want all the shit he says he was for.
I don't think he is.
I'd ask why are you flying a french flag but...
Nah.
>treason is a game.
Believe these faggots?
>We are always right.
You can make it up to us by removing kebab
Thanks bro! I’ll definitely buy one and start practicing.
Good.
Bring your friends and family shooting.
friendly reminder that Jow Forums is always right.
>been off all day
What's in the report?
he should grow a beard. Makes him look even more likable.
All men look better with a well groomed beard.
yeah
i just
dont get it either?
Nah. I’m not on good relations with them...