PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HAIL VICTORY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
youtu.be/ZAfZqsgUAMw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
youtu.be/9YRfIT7Coa0
c-span.org/video/?459061-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459061-101/
youtu.be/HQLtxPEmcMY
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
youtu.be/4zn8DxELdBw
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459060-1/
>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/1Bwa5ffuTSs
youtu.be/nBe-ldHoJYQ
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459075-1/
>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/666944/
>This Week@State 3/22/19
youtu.be/_sz8cj0uHdo
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
youtu.be/Rv4AKkuanfI
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE
>VP Pence @Atlanta ICE Field Office on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-1/
>VP Pence Meeting w/GA Public Officials on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-101/
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 3/21/19
youtu.be/Wxp7C45QgWA
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/21/19
youtu.be/_adN4BwcH1M

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MAGA

Reminder to buy your Powerball tickets tomorrow, goyim. Don't want to miss out on that $625 million which definitely exists!

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also first to awoo

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MIGA

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The nail that sticks out

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I wish Eva was here.

THIS IS THE ISRAELI CENTURY STORM WEENIES

ITT WE LAUGH AT THE SHILLS
I PUSH MY FINGER TO MY EYES

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c o p e

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one of the first in mueller memes

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Alot of excitement today, you should all get some rest

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lmfao good god. that's from years ago

>who drinking lager with Laura

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>no collusion

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>ruin your entire relationship with another power over nothing

Thanks Dems, and thanks Neo Cons for tearing up the INF and making everything worse too you stupid kike-fellating faggot

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They put all their faith into a FUCKING WHITE MALE

DO NOT SUMMON HIM

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I'm about to get some booze right now.

i just got home from work, what's the news of the day?

I wish Adolf was more

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exept for the fact that the DOJ has said that the president did not ONCE obstruct any of the probe. in fact Mueller had free reign in whatever he wanted.
NEXT

TRUMP 2020 MAGA

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MIGA
If I can't have my wall, I'll have my $1000 bucks.

Are they going to disavow him, or will they just memory hole the entire affair?

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>we're past that point

They were never there to begin with

>NO
>NEW
>INDICTMENTS
>EDITION

I CALL FOR LEWD AWOO TO BE PUSHED TO RIGHT NOW

Seems increasingly clear that the whole purpose of Mueller was just to obstruct Trump's agenda. Now that Dems control the house and can do their own investigations, Mueller is ending his own. The midterms were only 4.5 months ago. This gives Dems a lot of time to fabricate another set of bullshit to attack Trump with.

ALMOST THREE FULL YEARS SINCE TRUMP MADE AN OFF THE CUFF SHITPOST ABOUT RUSSIA AT A RALLY
TWO AND A HALF YEARS AFTER CATFISH-KUN DESTROYED RICK WIFESON AND STEELE
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SPENT
AND THEY GET NOTHING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AWOOVEMENT FOREVER!

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have a laff
youtube.com/watch?v=8VfeAShG1zo

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But what if we want to summon him.

Muller report says there was no effort to ever do that. Pretty sad effort from Kyle.

SHILLS LOST
THEY BLINKED

2020 IS WON BY TRUMP
GET FUCKING READY

>mfw they subpoena Muller
>mfw a full day's worth of house democrats REEEEEEing at him
>mfw the absolute current state of house oversight committees

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Barr literally said in his letter to the various committee heads that there were no attempts made by Trump to impede the investigation. Jesus fucking Christ.

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>News reports on no new INDICTMENTS and no evidence of collusion
>"WE DONT KNOW WHAT IT SAYS YET!"

>the investigation found literally nothing, but at least it got to run its course

JUST
U
S
T

Oh my god Jow Forumspolitics is literally on fire right now. Watch any pro-Trump or neutral post immediately go to -100 or get deleted outright in real time. It's the freakiest thing I've ever seen. They're living in another galaxy where Trump really is orange Hitler.

The salt on Twitter is tremendous as well I can't hold all of it please send help.

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Mueller report was given to the DOJ for AG Barr to review. The "investigation" is over. No further indictments. Leftists are in pieces.

fuck now I cant use that reaction hand

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maddow literally cried over the news today

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Russia wasn’t really following it and it did nothing to restrict China. INF has reached a point where it didn’t matter any more

They forgot that without Mueller hanging over his head Trump no longer has to give a fuck what any Democrat thinks about anything.

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You have no idea. I'm telling you, go on CNN youtube. They're completely losing it.

lel

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something is nothing.

um excuse me sweetie bun what collusion tee hee

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Dude...wut? Trump never tried to shut down the probe. He publicly shat on it, but that's because it was indeed a political stunt on a massive scale.

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Awoo!!!

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mueller will be forgotten about in a week or two. depending on what happens with Barr over the weekend. if or if not the report goes public, etc. or how long they can surface the "release the full report" shtick. in the long run, however, trump has the victory and can use it more to his advantage than the dems can spin it

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This. Not that China would do it anyway.

Mueller report is finished
News got some juicy bits from it
NO NEW INDICTMENTS
NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION

Why isnt country like this anymore

>But what if we want to summon him.

Just remember to post the suicide hotline number for Warsaw.

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lmao at trump being legitimately funny as hell

>mfw the last 8 hours

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>mfw
thanks anons; fucking finally. what was that 2 1/2 years of nothingburger and blatantly wasted taxpayer dollars?

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clappler live
livenewsnow.com/american/cnn-news-usa.html

Barr's letter to Congress today confirms that Trump never tried to shut Mueller down, which torpedoes their MUH OBSTRUCTION narrative. They have NOTHING LEFT.

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Remember /ptg/

THERE
ARE
NO
GOOD
JEWS

Speaker for what?

honk honk

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Or tell him he is a jobless hobo.

>Nobody has made AtomAwoofen
Wtf guys, I thought yo were better.

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POST SALT NOW

She needs to find a lad and have kids. It's hitting 30, bakery is going to close at some point.

>do you like HIM?
I don't have a aversion to the artist, I just never gave them a chance. I think one user told you before that they associated Bam Margera with them. I do too (unfortunately) from watching Jackass. However, the acoustic of "scared to death" you shared is absolutely beautiful. I'm sure I could get into them. Have any more you want to share (preferably acoustic)?

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MIGA

>Maddow literally crying live on air

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Prostheticsfag might be salvagable. Might. That's a distinct crack in the programming.

First beer in 3 weeks tonight. Pic related. Very excellent beer, would highly recommend. Not for light weights.

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we've come so far lads
just listen and remember what we overcame

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>They have NOTHING LEFT.
Nothing but tears.

Easy to do when there are none.

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Noted. So, we doin' squibs @ 11?

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oops

dont get ahead of yourselves drumplets

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Actually it has been 3 FUCKING YEARS of combined Come/Mueller investigation.

Now I know why Trump said "I win" in comey's termination letter

They're already doing the "Hahaha we didn't actually expect to find any impeachable offenses anyway, but that just proves how important it was to investigate."

R*ddit's the_mueller has a sticky damage control post to inform everybody how they *totally* weren't a bunch of cheerleaders looking to topple Drumpf.

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There are no good chink ether.

WE HAVE TO GO LEWDER! BRING OUT THE HAND HOLDING!

you portubro with the in depth poll knowledge??

well time to sell all the mueller memes

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>Shills resort to Jew sucking

SHILLS ARE THE REAL JEWS PUSHING MIGA, THEY ARE THE REAL JEWS.

LOL clapper "i naively thought this was gonna remove the cloud over trump's head. i'm afraid the mueller report is not though"

It's amazing.

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it's election day all over again. I hope to god trump uses his one "YOU'RE FIRED!" catchphrase kicking mueller's shit in

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I love our comedian in chief.

Nunes finna dab on some niggas on Laura.

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>mfw was the first person to theorize he's a hobo
>mfw others now call him it

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do not
>DO NOT
forget to hydrate
BUT ONLY FROM A WATER SOURCE YOU CAN CONFIRM
>NO FIJI, INTO SQUEEGEE

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Can you obstruct the justice of no crimes?

That looks fucking delicious

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Founders is a solid brewery.