Are Cats the "alt-right" of pets?
Are Cats the "alt-right" of pets?
Luis Perez
Nathaniel Thomas
Cats are meta-parasites. their body only exist to carry the payload of toxoplasma and worms. they shit protein so that other animals eat their infections.
Ian Green
So...yes?
Zachary Hernandez
They’re based for pest control. Aside that they’re of little function. Indoors cats are useless. Apartment cats are a joke. Your pet is a bored inmate. They’re constantly bored and perpetual kittens and it’s kind of unnatural. They don’t know how to function outside the system.
Cats are also destructive to nature as they over hunt the local wildlife. Most outside cats in a suburb are just pests themselves that find each other’s food and eat it, get into garbage like coons, get their dumb asses ran over to tragedy of the owners, fight each other and fuck each other all the time and be loud and annoying when they’re in heat.
If you don’t live in a rural area don’t own a cat.
If you live in a town or city don’t own a cat.
If you live innawoods, don’t own a cat.
If you see cows from your backyard, you may own a cat. It’ll live a happy life eating fieldmice, hunting useless starlings and roaming around being somewhat useful.
Parker Evans
No Hamsters are the ultimate Alt-Right tm pet
David Hughes
of course. any interpretation of the term "cat get" works only under the assumption of strict laissez fare economics
Jason Parker
I bet your great at parties.
Noah Perez
no, theyre mainstream af
cats are the chads of pets
they are assholes, kill things, and are commonly unfriendly to their owners but theyre good looking so roasties love them
Eli James
Cats are for women or homosexuals only. Straight men should not allow cats in their home, ever.
Christopher Rivera
>I bet your great at parties.
someone used that phase for the millionth time on Jow Forums
Color me surprised
Luke Flores
This man is correct. The only time it's acceptable for a man to own a cat is when it's for pest control. In his barn. That he uses for farming and other manly stuff.
Jaxson Nelson
Elijah Johnson
I'd dare you to sound more like a faggot, but why bother
killjoy lookin ass nigger
Adrian Gray
if you consider taxoplasmosis alt-right.
In my experience the left wing pet is the parasite spreading machine known as cats.
Joseph Taylor
problem, friend?
Brody Torres
Found the toxoplasmosis infected SJW
Henry Barnes
what a fag lmao
Carter Price
Damn, I was fishing for compliments, and I got them
John Lopez
>>Cats are also destructive to nature as they over hunt the local wildlife. Most outside cats in a suburb are just pests themselves that find each other’s food and eat it, get into garbage like coons, get their dumb asses ran over to tragedy of the owners, fight each other and fuck each other all the time and be loud and annoying when they’re in heat.
It's as easy as neutering them and controlling that they don't go outside your house. As long as you have a backyard they will frolick on the ground and not be bored, and they don't need to go elsewhere to be destructive or risk getting killed.
Carson Campbell
Cats are the goat.
Nathaniel Watson
>fight each other and fuck each other all the time
fuck yeah, living the thug life.
Blake Price
What if I see cows from my front yard?
Jonathan Carter
>pest control
exactly
if you arent trying to keep rats and mice from eating your crop in the barn then you have no good reason to own cats.
Kevin Taylor
Yes, in that they are a horrible disease vector pretending to be a pet.
Christopher Flores
I prefer dogs
Camden Taylor
Hey retard you just described every pet/animal ever
Chase Turner
think what you WANT to, but, i am the very definition of "tough guy" and i just have to say: daddy loves his fuzzy little woman (pet kitty) being a tough guy has nothing to do with loving a pet. I kiss my cat full on the lips nd let it eat off of my PLATE, and i still go get drunk and get into bar fights. You people with your stereotypes are fucking ridiculous.