Why are Australians so handsome?

based poo poo

>americans
Look beta, act alpha

Have barely met any Canadians so I don't know what they're like

Learn to use the toilet.

Why are we always so tan in the Bruce meme, everyone in the country living below Brisbane which is like 85% of us are pale as fuck?

Rapist genes unironically, basically what this poo said

in some parts of Australia (THE FORSAKEN NANNY ZONES WHERE WE ARE TREATED LIKE BABIES) you can't go swimming without a hat, or run on the beach. you could get arrested or fined for being so unsafe around water.

Mormon Americans are the inverse of typical Americans to be fair. They are always chads who act gentle.

because you are all one shade of being niggers mentally, you pack of criminals.

>Australians are so handsome
>bcoz I'm so gay
mystery SOLVED

Do they cut your centrelink payments or something?

You first

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based

idk why i always laugh at this

>Niggers

Oi do u ave a loicense for that hate speech?

only if you do something super cray cray like say "report an asbestos incident" or "ask for an australian case worker"

Please elaborate on nanny zones. I consider taking a job in Brisbane. Can I go in the water without a helmet and Burkini?

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Only Tweed heads and north counts as Australian, also it's a Farmers tan, there a pick with Bruce shirtless somewhere.

Ironic if true, because it was where England sent criminals - so you would think they got the worst genes.

yes! The majoy problem areas are very close to Sydney and Melbourne. the rest of the country is fairly safe and normal. places with normal weather will have normal people, and if you go too far inland you will end up in dr zeus world

No, sadly

Just say no. And we’re pretty full anyway

quick reminder that bondi rescue is the most based show

>All criminals are non-white
>attractive white life guards save a bunch of Asian tourists from death

of course not

>Australia and New Zealand, where the natives have been exterminated by the whites, are developing into communities of pure Nordic blood, and will for that reason play a large part in the future history of the Pacific. The bitter opposition of the Australians and Californians to the admission of Chinese coolies and Japanese farmers is due primarily to a blind but absolutely justified determination to keep those lands as white man's countries.

Top kek.

Speaking of nany state I was driving through Virginia yesterday and saw these signs for the first time. I didn’t see the drones, but shit.

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>NANNY ZONES WHERE WE ARE TREATED LIKE BABIES
You mean the entire cuntry?

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he looks like.. is it... did he make it?

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how is that handsome?

Homosexuality

Wtf I love poo now

this post kinda hurt me

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can a handsome white american settle nicely in australia
inb4 fuck off were full

Massive amounts of vitamin D with seafood diets.

this.
ugly men fuck the ugly women, whilst the hot, attractive women are ripe for the picking for the handsome men.
it's a very effective system

It's the uniform so you can see the cunt when they're swimming you dickheads. He's talking out his arse.

Because if you aren't a tradie you're a faggot.

if you don't mind being bullied to the point of shedding tears, sure.
expect to be bullied by everybody though

:P in a better world the hair would be bright blond or red and the plastic would be totally redundant

Yeah, real handsome.

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Why are Americans so based?

>Top kek.

>Speaking of nany state I was driving through Virginia yesterday and saw these signs for the first time. I didn’t see the drones, but shit.

Virginia is the only state we're driving over 80 miles per hour is treated the same as rape. It's a class A misdemeanor. you're guaranteed to go to jail and it's impossible to get it expunged from your record.

bullied for being american or is bullying the equivalent of banter there?

Yeah in the perfect world cunts could swim too.

Americans have the seefood diet. What is that you ask? Well, when they see food, they eat it.

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bullied for being American. You will attract the wrong kind of attention wherever you go, especially with middle aged men. You'll be fine so long as you're not a sensitive little bitchboi

alright cool but why do you guys not like americans

and they can! except for the walking wetsuits

>what are fat americans
>what are english tourists
>what are europeans
>what are asians

It's those retards who just hurl themselves into the sea without any thought that keep lifeguards in business.

Well shit. I’ll slow it down on the way back.