The Bacon Solution

Fuck I want some bacon now

Plan a BACON FESTIVAL in your area.
The sounds of happy children munching crispy, squishy bits of bacon will send the enemy screaming for the hill-caves.

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Yes heretics should be fried in the drippings

Pork and chicken are high in omega 6 which is bad for you.

Could you be arrested in bongland for frying bacon with your window open?

Beef bacon is said to be over of the best thing you can eat, grass fed

user, you forgot to capitalize "His".

Wrong, it's because of high demand and especially a demand for low price.
They feed pigs with hormones and genetically enhanced food so that they get fatter and bigger so that they can produce more bacon.
You don't know economics, it looks like.

There is nothing they fear more than bacon.
They will try to tell you Bacon is offensive when you have a BBQ near their indoctrination centers.
Tell them their occult chanting is offensive to your Christian ears. Let the sizzle of crispy bacon be so loud it drowns out all the voices.

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Fuck you, gangstalking jew. Your crimes range from theft, stalking, harassment, medical fraud, torture, assault, human experimentation up to use of military equipment on civilian and conspiracy, property damage, attempted murder, privacy invasion, home invasion...

Pick up some delousing agent while you are out

i always start my day with 2 slices of bacon and 2 eggs over easy.

Every time I order a burger or whatever with bacon at McDo or Burger King, it takes like eternity to have my food. I guess it's because there are so many moslem subhuman employees at those restos. So if you want bacon, you'll have to wait until there's a human available to prepare your food.

We do not let trampires and vegones bring their devil tricks to our Bacon Party.
Bacon is the purest food. It was made by Holy Angels for the sole purpose of enriching the true Believers.

Someone get this girl some bacon. See how she screams and squirms at the very mention of its Magnificent name. For truly, bacon fat is Holy Water able to drive UnBelievers from their structures of hate.

Bacon is the Love, the Light, The Way

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Nice try, Hillshire Farms. Sage.

did the wave of "muh bacon" culture that happened in the mid 2000's to mid 2010's purposely make bacon a tired object for the purpose of eventually removing it?

Weak diversionary attempt by YouKnowWho. Bacon is an international superfood. The source of all good Life. Anyone who hates Bacon is evil, without exception.

Bacon never tired. THEY told you it was tired, while they shook under their beds and nibbled on their camel rind

I like bacon but it stinks up my kitchen for a day.

>overcooking bacon

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Open your windows wide, friend, and share the Godly Bacon aroma with the neighborhood. When an attractive women smells you have bacon, watch how horny she becomes. Bacon is Catnip for women.

Pigs eat and root in shit said Jules, you talk that pork diet cause you don't get know the reason Jews and Muslims don't eat pork is if you eat that stuff long enough in significant quantities you will shit fuggin blood! Fact! Don't agree? You'll see! Question. Why did you think they don't touch it?

Pigs have no sweat glands, hence they need to cool down often. They are grassland animals and love bathing, truly the cleanest animals given the chance.
Civilized People have been thriving on Bacon for centuries, living to ripe old ages.
The rest is propaganda from horse-eaters and camel-meat importers whose leathery products have little pleasantness.

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>pansy

I’m eating bacon right now

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is it a hate crime to display bacon to a mooslime?

it's not the only thing he doesn't know either.
Bacon is the food of the old gods, not for jesus and their middle eastern gods.
we are orgasming and dining on bacon long looong before their jewish gods existed
in the old times when a pig was sluaghtered it was a comunal happening with all the women prepping and cooking. then a feast followed with drink and dancing.

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Bacon shills?! Oh god what is our world becoming...
WHO ARE YOU?! HORMEL? OSCAR (((MAYER)))? BAR - S?!? WHO GIVES YOU THE SHEKELS?!

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This user is correct. All you need are some chickens and some pigs. Bacon and eggs forever. Gas the jews.

>torturing random innocent beings just to clog the brain arteries of the human cattle with cholesterol
youtube.com/watch?v=rVR7NjnMkIc

Fixed it for breakfast this very morning...along with eggs and toast and hashbrowns.....yumfunkineee.

Bacon has only really been a thing since the 11th century or so, when England was a mostly Christian nation.

Before that we did have salt meat, mostly salt beef, and sometimes salt pork. The idea of this specific cut of pork being cured (and we bred a specific type of big for it) started to come about around this time.

Bacon only became very popular during the 18th-19th century because of the need for preserved meat on long voyages. It's not some ancient food of Norse gods.

Same. EVERYONE STOP POSTING FOR 15 MIN

brb

Amerimutt bacon is 80% fat and antibiotics.

Based and bacon pilled
Reminder to buy danish bacon, it's the best and they're the only semi-uncucked scandi nation

dude you're a fuckin genius
It even has a side benefit of the possibility of culling what is currently a losing war with the feral hog population in the South.
It's especially bad in Texas, so perhaps Texas can lead the way. I'm ready to take on your new bacon policy initiatives, user.

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What kind of fucking bacon you cooking where you can have 6 strips in a pan and not have them submerged in grease in a matter of seconds

and 20% freedom

If you cook them right the fat stays inside instead of uselessly dribbling all over the pan.

Look up how bad it is for you and probably the nasty conditions it comes from. Until I can hunt my own meat not eating that shit.

i vote for the bacon cigarettes then you can just blow that shit in a muzies face

I like this thread

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This is not true. Our ancestors used to hunt the wild boar and respect it. Also it was the Sacred animal of Freyr and stood for fertility and abundance. Look up Gullinbursti if you want to know more, pic related.

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I support this wholeheartedly

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This is how you get the best bacon:

>go to the butcher, not the packaged shit
>buy the naturally cured bacon
>Make a tray out of aluminum foil, with edges to avoid spills (metal tray will overheat and burn the fat, which will make smoke and smell)
>preheat oven at 300f
>takes about 40 minutes, bacon is divine...only problem is trying not to eat 20 pieces of bacon in one sitting.

I make sure I ear animal products, ever since the government has meddled with diet, people have gotten fatter, and dumber. Your brain needs cholesterol, and carbohydrates, two things vegans and vegetarians doesn't get enough, which explains why all of the think the same.

Wendy's is the most prominent bacon merchant out there. the company sucks without Dave but they got the bacon business on lock

you truely think christianity brought everything to you and the brits brought everything to the world, don't you?
how sad you lost your history destroyed by that middle eastern religion.

we used beconfat long before a priest showed up here lol, we used it to cook, to use as a sealand (mixed with salt sometimes) for prepped food put in jars, as grease for mechanical parts and the list goes on, so yes by cooking or boiling off bacongrease we ate the bacon itself too.
and you forgot smoking, salting wasn't the only way to conserve food and was even favored above salting. specially for long voyages and in bulk to deserted regions with questionable succes of finding clean water to wash out the salt and on boats.
in populated areas however salting was verry common, the washed out salt was than reused at home or sold back to the butchers and leathertanners or the guy in the street making it a business of buying house to house your pickled water and salt among other kitchen waste to be repurposed or sold to whoever needed it.
nothing went to waste.

and it shows you know nothing, the boar was almost a holy animal in our regions, there where even laws on how and when to hunt the boar for food and there was a whole ritual around it.

this

it's amusing that society has somehow convinced people that eating fat is unhealthy.

Probably because it's so easy to imagine fatty sludge coursing through your arteries and blocking them.

>metal tray will overheat and burn the fat
this smells like cancer user, it does sounds yummy buy i hope you don't eat it like that too much

how about confi? smooth succulent soft slow cured bacon, you can eat it like that with bread and cheese and a good pint of beer, in casoulet or other bean or veggy stews, snip it up and put it in soup or even fry them up lightly in a frypan before you put it in soup.. hmmm... peasoup, pumpkin- or tomatosoup .. toss some fried onions and toasted breadnibbles inthere while you're at it lol :d

yes haha, it all depend on how physicaly active you are, in the old days we moved alot now we app and drive around the corner for a loaf of bread.

I am part Jewish and love bacon.

You bbq bacon? What kind of animal are you?

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Fuck off to rebbit

Modify:
Cut your slab bacon in half.
Spray sheet with cooking spray.
Preheat to 350.
About 15 minutes per side.
Flip once.
I, too, literally eat a half pound of baked bacon like this.

You have both badly misunderstood what I said.

Wild boar is a different animal, and I am well aware it has been eaten by our ancestors long before we domesticated pigs.