Brit/pol/ - Brex-shit edition

That protestor with the sign looks like the kind of person you'd see as a guest on alan partridge.

>norf fc meme
is this a psyop? because you don't get /ptg/ making fun of hillbillies and rednecks

We need 500,000 immigrants a year to pour my coffee.

Yeah Greggs

Which one? Must’ve been shit if his live is effected by brexit

just poping out to gregs lads you want anything?

That curvy bitch with the big tits and dark hair

the promise was democracy and enforcing the democratic result. the reality is gay pink haired retards who literally think they know best and hate your freedom and hate plebs like us that have the right to vote and want to remove it to teach us a lesson to not get above our station in life.

1 of everything

God Emperor Farage when?

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steak bake and sausage roll thanks pal

Vanilla custard slice please

extra thick sausage roll and tango

I don't believe it to be 1 million.

Iraq War protest was the real deal .(and they still voted to go).

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>the promise was democracy and enforcing the democratic result.
There was more promised than that tbf.

Fuck off with that /ptg/ tier cringe

You going to get her to watch you take a shit? Fucking freak.

The lower class in this country are fucking embarrassing. They deserve to be mocked.

cheese and onion pasty please

>promise was democracy
>brainlets were too retarded to understand that referendum held no legal weight
>get mad
>parliament forced to sledge hammer a result that there is no mechanism to properly implement
>system breaks down and grinds to a halt
>brainlets get even madder
Kek

two chicken pasties, a lucozade original and the change back cheers

>if we brexit there will be war

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Never. Farage very obviously doesn't want to be in a position of responsibility. More likely he's be appointed to some highly paid position where he can do nothing but give out to people running things.

The middle class in this country are also a complete joke to be honest.

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>promise was democracy
>brainlets were too retarded to understand that referendum held no legal weight
>get mad
>parliament forced to sledge hammer a result that there is no mechanism to properly implement
>system breaks down and grinds to a halt
>brainlets get even madder
Kek

Was, then mostly got turned into a joke.

So your finally the system itself is fucked then? You know what we need...

he's starting up a new party isn't he. rather him be pm than anyone else

I though they are trying to convince people that Brexit is bad?

Most of our good genes were wpied out in the first and second ((world wars)). My granddads survived so genetic master race.

>have a vote on something
>doesn't go the way you want
>we want a PEOPLES vote
who voted in the last one?

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mistake see

Fucking this.

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Did you just assume her gender?

Hi, totally confused burger bro here... Can anyone give me a simple /rundown/ on the Brexit status? Totally fucking confused as to whether its going to happen or not. Only know that May is a total cucklord.

I see you’re a brainlet
It’s the electorates fault for being brainlets like you

I want to visit Bovington tank museum and meet the walrus man

I don't disagree. I use "lower class" to refer to the large amounts of stupid, ugly, obese human refuse who litter this country, not necessarily poor people.

Russians

new last natural
youtube.com/watch?v=ni6SbqDjfX4

This is 100,000 people. No way 10x that attended today.

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fucking this

Fucking this.

This.

Only military servicemen (and veterans) to vote.

literal NPCs

None of mine fought in the war. Don't want to sound like a narcissist, but there's probably an element of truth to it.

Won't stop them from parroting the number though.

Great pic user

Learn to code malware.

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There is no solution you mong

Off to Greggs lads, anyone want a Cheese Bean Slice?

the result was democratically mandated and to go against that would be catastrophic for people and their illusion of freedom, and surprise surprise the remoaner idiots are doing just that. fine by me it's going to be EPIC

Realistically what's going to happen to your economy after Brexit?

Will it suffer a recession? And if so, will the resulting recession affect gibs, the NHS and other services enough to cause a shitskin exodus?
After all, that's what this is all about

based

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*genocides your pensioner parents*

nothin personnel kid, hey at least you can watch tommeh robinson in 4k HD

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>giving Eddie a vote
Not cool

>"We don't have to verify it if we put it in quotes, right?"

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Was cupping and sniffing my own farts in bed lastnight lads, they smelled like the inside of a tarmacers glove, a combination of fresh road-tar and synthetic rubber, I feel a bit disgusted and disapointed with myself but it won't be the last time I do it i'm sure of that

jewish and cool post

Agreed.

it's going to be a great investment opportunity, everyone will pull their money out of stocks dumping the price only for it to bounce back when everything levels out, don't be left behind

The mobile phone and its consequences have been a disaster for sperm counts

What do you want them to do you fat fuck? If they vote for anyone but the main parties they might as well shove their ballot up their arse. PR now.

>Vote to have everyone put their dick in a deep fat fryer
>Fry campaign promise it will make our dicks longer
>Experts say it will just fry off our dicks
>Experts dismissed as project fear
>Government begins 2 year process of building dick fryers and delivering them to everyone.
>In this time people start to realise that their dicks will just get fried off and won't get bigger.

>"The people voted to fry their dicks off, that's what the referendum was about. Stopping now would be unfair to the people who voted for it."
>Parliament can't figure out best way to recommend people fry their dicks. All options seem incredibly painful and unacceptable.
>Fry campaign get made that Fry-day might be delayed
>Parliament feels sure fry-day must happen, but can't agree how.
>Most brits no think it would actually be better not to have fry-day at all now.

what should i invest in user?

archive.org/details/MrBondArchive/Mr. Bond - Shlomo.mp3

I think it's to imply sarcasm.

Dumb ginger

But we didn't vote to fry our dicks off so this is irrelevant tosh.

I'm not even a brit but seeing these old cunt boomers standing over the dead body of the country they voted to betray time and time again brings out some anger in me.

Fucking old people man. Actual cancer. They didn't use a single braincell to plan ahead.

Read the sticky

Why are you obsessed with dicks?

Brexit cancelled lads

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You have no self-interest in stopping Brexit, right Ireland?

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The hero worship of millionaire spear chuckers by impoverished white Brits deserves to be ridiculed. Was actually the final nail in the coffin for me and football.

I have issue with Brits who deride Trump.
What kind of self entitled cunt do you have to be to think that your opinion of another countries politician isn't something you should keep to yourself.
You don't get a say in who people vote for in other countries, and you don't get to be butt hurt when they vote in someone you don't like.
You want to agree with someone on twitter that he's a fool, and that person has the right to complain, fine, same as I do when giving support to froganons bitching about Macron.
But 63 million Americans voted from him, have some fucking respect for the democracy and the autonomy of the American voters and shut the fuck up.
/rant

you've got a fertile imagination

Can confirm Bovington is fucking awesome

hundreds of millions

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>Irish analogies

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I'm a sexually mature hetrosexual female

>MFW the Republican gf told you how much no brexit will fuck over ireland ages before the article.
No Deal Will be the best thing that'll ever happen to my sex life lids.

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Bad diet and genetic deterioration largely from modern conditions created by the industrial revolution: dysgenic breeding and high mutational load. Bad genes are no longer being weeded out, and deleterious mutations, which would once have led to reduced fitness, are now widespread.

You will note, I hope, that the most fundamental threat to our human flourishing is entirely ignored in modern politics. Bin-collection is higher on the agenda. Such is the stupidity of modernity.

no deal brexit* holy shit I'm knackered.

>whitesplaining
Orange man bad.

>have some fucking respect for the democracy
That's just it. They don't respect democracy. They are globalist eco-fascists.

Reminder: The Irish voted for abortion and homosexual marriage.
They voted for their own fall after years of British rule.
Fuck them.

Parliament is in a stalemate, they don't want Mays deal, they don't want no deal, they don't want to revoke Art50 and they don't want a second referendum, so they have got an extension for 14 days past the 29th of this month so they can discuss further what they don't want.
Still confused, welcome to the club burgerbro.

The all got that same liberal look