/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THIS LEVEL OF KIKERY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
youtu.be/ZAfZqsgUAMw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
youtu.be/9YRfIT7Coa0
c-span.org/video/?459061-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459061-101/
youtu.be/HQLtxPEmcMY
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
youtu.be/4zn8DxELdBw
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459060-1/
>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/1Bwa5ffuTSs
youtu.be/nBe-ldHoJYQ
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459075-1/
>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/666944/
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/gEjGHIcfEDo
>This Week@State 3/22/19
youtu.be/_sz8cj0uHdo
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
youtu.be/Rv4AKkuanfI
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE
>VP Pence @Atlanta ICE Field Office on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-1/
>VP Pence Meeting w/GA Public Officials on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-101/
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 3/21/19
youtu.be/Wxp7C45QgWA
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/21/19
youtu.be/_adN4BwcH1M

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friggin MAGA

MAGA

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u want awoo?

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Holy slow bake

Rekt

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I had a dream tonight that I wasn't autistic. It wasn't until I woke up that the nightmare begun.

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>IVANKA!
>SKITTLES!
>MUELLER DIDNT ATTACK THE CHILDREN!
>SDNY IS COMING!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1109500858369273857

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did she died?

Sauce?
>Wtf why didn’t they die

You know Trump not saying shit is really adding to the butt hurt

THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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ISRAEL FIRST
BROWN PEOPLE SECOND
WHITE PEOPLE NEVER

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the NEET is the absolute peak of human masculinity, look at his brain, his brain is large

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TRUMP IS FINISHED

you're not autistic

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Dems so degenerate. They really think that Putin control Trump? Lol. Bald Ass Putin even not controlling his own scumbags from Chechnya. As RF citizen all this narrative about Trump was so funny. But USA seriously talk about this two years.

Gay Don King in that clip hasme splitting my side

>301
eat my ass ya pansy

He hasn't said anything in months except how much he wants to fight for Israel.

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How could you tell you weren't autistic in your dream?

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Then be considerate and say "hey brb gotta do X"
because when you are having a conversation and it is back and forth texting and then boom, suddenly it stops, well then
>is he mad?
>am I being annoying?
>does he not know what to say about that?
>does he not like me?
>[rereads the previous texts] looking for clues
>he seemed into it
>oh god, what if he is hurt?
>is he okay? What if he got into an accident?
>oh god, oh god
>....
>that motherfucker
>why won't he text back?
>I don't want to be annoying
>And if he isn't into it, then whatever, fuck him then. At least tell me, jeez. what a chicken-shit. Stop wasting my time
>....
>OKAY, I AM OFFICIALLY WORRIED NOW
>Should I text his friend to see if he knows where he is?
>Jeez, come on, text back text back text back
>....
>He's fucking DEAD and I'm the only one who knows it. What if he's bleeding out in a car accident somewhere and he would live if he got to the hospital in time and -
"Hey babe, sorry I was playing a video game"
YOU
NIGGER

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Cope harder you tripcode memeflag faggot

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>little to no shilling
Is this all it takes to demoralize them?

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Why the skittles?

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No they don't really believe Putin controls Trump, they just don't accept neoliberals not being in power.

How big will the shilling be when report comes out?
Full scale damage control is underway

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lmao

I'LL TAKE U.S. PRESIDENTS WHO WERE INVESTIGATED FOR BEING RUSSIAN AGENTS FOR 1000$

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We back to Trayvon Martin?

awooo...

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You’ll notice that God specifically targeted Hillary.
youtube.com/watch?v=CvxNmkrUZN0

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Trayvon probably

the only tragedy here is no journalist will be fired for their reckless, sensationalist, and disgusting behavior for two whole goddamn years.

Blimpf isn't saying shit because he's practicing his deep-throating for Bibi's cock on Monday and Tuesday

They needed something to screech about instead of realizing that America rejecting them.

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kek

BREAKING: NO MUELLER REPORT SUMMARY FROM AG BILL BARR TODAY - WASHINGTON POST

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my mind will always associate skittles with a dead nog

So Barr releasing findings between 3-6, but dems are having an emergency meeting at 3? What does that mean?

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Yet another lying slimy Jew. God I hate them. Niggers have infinitely more honor than a Jew.

The muh russia collusion was the only thing keeping the house of cards together, now all they have is a bunch of collapsed cards

big i am sure mueller worded it so that the democrats get nothing, as a special council he has to give both sides something
"trump sure didnt discourage the russians"
shills will have to latch on to that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

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kek

>No indictments for Trump or his closest associates (despite libshit claims to the contrary there is technically nothing stopping Mueller from indicting Trump)
>No indictments recommended
>Not a SINGLE person in Trump’s campaign was EVER indicted for collusion, Mueller got most of them on perjury traps
>Barr releasing the report summary as early as tonight
>Barr has no disagreements with Mueller’s conclusions
Never before has the term “nothingburger” been more apt

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Ah, come on

someone is trying to break the conditioning

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RENT FREE
When I was young, my father told me that, in a relationship, you are either the worshiper or the worshiped. His words have panned out pretty well over the years. Not just for me, but for everyone I've ever known. One person is always more in love than the other, and if you don't want to get suckered, you gotta play it cool. He also told me that all women are crazy, no exceptions.

Not to mention when barr releases the redacted version to protect assets, they will claim the doj is trying to protect drumpf

you don't even know whats in the report you fucking idiot

course fren

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I like watching Washington Week kek

>doesn't know how the cope meme works
boomer detected

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prepare yourself!

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You have no chill.

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how do we know if she really said "Jesus Mary and Joseph"?

I could have been added later to cover up what she really said.

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you realize theres still over twenty sealed indictments, right?

I'm really wondering how long Trump can resist going on twitter to gloat. Every second he waits is another second they spend obsessively clicking REFRESH. He's massively blueballing them, and I love it.

As I recall, the standard pick-up artist / male "red pill" rule is to adopt a two-thirds communication strategy, which means that for every three texts she sends you, you should only send her two texts back (and this applies for everything from phone calls to conversations).

the moment when Jow Forums accidentally stumbled on meme magic and became a sentient entity

God does work in mysterious ways doesn't he?

He means how the media would jump the gun and outright make ridiculous claims you stupid nigger

there is 0

Breaking911 just said the same

>The DOJ will indict his sons based off the findings in the report.

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lmao cope harder

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>how long Trump can resist going on twitter to gloat
He's in Mar-A-Lago right now, so if a multimillion-dollar Florida mansion and golf club doesn't have enough distractions then I suppose his meetings with Caribbean leaders will have to do.

Lol Krasenstien is a fag and he's going to jail.

We could have been saved so much trouble if that shebeast got killed.

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>Gay Don King

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>hyfw
Mueller and the AG both confirmed that there are no sealed indictments, dipshit. It's ogre. You lost.

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Next week is gonna be fun

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Reminder that Mueller is a registered republitard.
This ""report"" means literally nothing in the long term.

CNBC says there are no sealed indictments, retard.

pro trump rally in new york twitter.com/MadonnaMadsen/status/1109493266745942016/video/1

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duel wielding awoo!

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gloat about how his longtime business associate and lawyer are going to jail for crimes he knew about? or is he gonna gloat that his campaign manager is going to jail and facing a second trial?

Didn't Flynn lie about Turkey, not Russia?

Wrong.

Niggers are the missing link between humans and monkeys while jews were invented in Hell to be a cross between demons and man.

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Mueller recommended no new indictments, and since trump junior and Kushner have no legal protection as the president does, mueller could gave easily recommended charges or indictments against them

cant believe randlet signed that shit

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He's huddling with Don Jr to compose a fitting response

Yeah, and you have to make your texts as vague and open-ended as possible. Let them do all the talking, it makes their minds rev in neutral.
>OMG what is he about?
>What does that mean?
>Does it mean X, Y, Z, or some other thing?
seefemales, m8. they're literally the best and worst thing about life.

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no new sealed indictments. The sealed indictments have existed for a long time.

Waiting until Monday so the news cycle can't bury it.

Another red pill is that real men are always the worshipped. Only beta faggots worship women. Women are tools to get sons nothing more.

possibly ded cop at the yellow vests protest

Being a principled midget will do that.

I wouldn't say that too quick, prehaps they would have gotten a more competent candidate in 2016

>Waiting until Monday so the news cycle can't bury it.

Or holding it back from the Sunday talking head shows.

>new
>ignoring the sealed indictments from a year ago.

Holy shit all the shills are fucking SEETHING today

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