How do you like my new tat lads?

fucking nazis get out of my thread. We are on the right side of history.

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MUH LEGIONS

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ROMA IS SABINE CLAY

Tattooing other men on you is gay

Nice no tone or muscle. You shouldn't use the word man when you look like a prepubescent.

>that flabby Anglo body
Please lift

stay butthurt, betacuck
fucking saved!!!

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With a physique like yours, you should've gotten a tattoo of Cato or Cicero. And Gaius Julius Caesar is a poor example of Imperium since he was slain by his peers. Hell, even. By the time oc Julius Casar, Rome was on the decline.

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Looks like the 69 in the face of that fucking rainbow rapper.
I dont think that the person you tatooed would get a tatoo ever.
But its your psrty I guess. Also lift some weights godamnit seeing skinny guys with tats looks like a girl with a purse. Jow Forums is all you need.

This, obviously.

also this

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Is it me, or do Tattoo artists not get enough training on facial anatomy?

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And it looks cheap after zooming in.

and this

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> shaves his stomache
> has no muscles
> has no abs
> but at least hes gota tättie of a roman emperor

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to top it off

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You need to get fucking massive and juicy first

Skinny fat doughboy

>Gaius Julius Caesar
You mean Gaius Julius Caesar Jr. dumbass

inb4 OP an heros after this thread
:DDDD that would make my day!

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Tattoos are nigger tier, you should be proud user.

top fucking kek no ragrets

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Mine

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I really hope this is a joke

My flaccid penis is more muscular.

Augustus probably had a body like OP.

nother

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>tatoo
>COLOUR tatoo

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I mean its horrible lol. You are a foolish man

You should have spent a few years doing push-ups first.

>Original 56% empire
I'm sorry

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>WE

It has been concluded; OP is a massive faggot with a massive tattoo that looks like shit on a shit canvas to begin with.
1. You're a weak pussy
2. You paid tops $250 for that tat and it shows
3. You picked one of the worst figures to depict the Roman idea. Should have gotten Romulus and his brother and a wolf or something cool.

TL:dr op is a tiny, insignificant faggot with a bad life choice on his chest.

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Degenerate and gay

As Roman emperors go Agustus was legit. Improved the empire without being a cuck/degenerate.

>star tats
>on fingers
>flies NatSoc flag

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>Tattoo artists
>training
Most like drew pictures in HS and people told them they were super talented, but they realized that drawing pictures of whales and shit doesnt pay the bills.

Anons are going to bully you into taking up weight lifting and the gains are going to ruin the tatoo :/...

reddit.com/r/ancientrome/comments/b3ycz2/my_augustus_of_prima_porta_tattoo/

lol OP is build like a fucking toothpick

you should try growing some muscle before giving yourself a "strong men" tattoo

fucking poser

this. Any man who gets a tattoo of another man is a fag in my books

also this

should have tattood this for the luls

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Should've gotten Jow Forums first.

They don't get any training at all, they're literally just cunts who think they can draw who will draw on you if you pay them. It's not like they go to fucking art school.

Rule of thumb: If you can afford a tattoo, it's gonna look like crap.

I mean if you're getting ink shot into your skin permanently just pay more or find a better artist. OP genuinely is a stupid moron.

OP probably thinks that traps are not faggot thing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wouldn't change a thing. still faggot, still shitty tat, still degenerate

I think op might have killed himself. Good.

Why would you spend so much money to get a muscular chad tattooed on your weak looking body instead of making an effort to become muscular yourself? You remind of my military time when a fat slob of a busdriver sergeant had a huge tattoo of a KSK operator on his back.

Take a pic with timestamp and your boyfriend's spunk on your chest or this is even more fake and gay if that's even possible.

this!

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I'm fucking capping this shit! it's hilarious!

Exercise white man

Where's Cupid?

Shit choice I would get someone cool like Trajan or Diocletian

bro do u even lift? Seriously get yourself into a gym like yesterday and start training hand to hand combat as well. That skinny weak shit is pathetic

>Gaius Julius Caesar

American education everyone

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YAHAHAHHHA DAS IT MANE

Eeh, at least I'm doing something

You could've just bought a shirt that conveyed the same feeling. Not that I disapprove of tattoos or anything, but those kind of tattoos are pretty stupid.

That's one ugly fucking tattoo.

>Diocletianvs
someone shoot me, please!
I had to use all my "disdain" files on this single thread!!!

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Degenerate and obviously Gay

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m8 that's Octavian. (Augustus)
It's a statue called the prima porta.
And if you read about Octavian's looks, you'll find they are quite close to this mans body.

>tats
>doing something

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>voluntarily putting a slave brand on your body
kys, seriously

Romans are depicted with top tier bodies. You need to work on that skinny-fat mess you have. Your tattoo choice was terrible and so was the artist.

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you have the right body frame to not look like such a weak woman, go to Jow Forums, now. also, you should never get a tat like that unless you are already ascended-tier jacked.

I'm here cucks

Shoulda just got SPQR desu.

baldrick, is that you?

Diocletian was a cabbage cuck

The knees look pretty off user. I'd be pissed at whoever did the tattoo and was okay going along with this.

His face, looks like he has Down's Syndrome.

also op dont listen to these faggots. i think the tattoo looks pretty dope but for the love of god almighty get a gym membership and report back in six months

not so good work

It’s shit
Also you lost your nipple

I can only imagine what that dude would do to you for being a Pict.

Noice.
I know your secret. Do it the same way myself. Gets people to freak though. Got a fren who does the art.

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Yes early on Christians cucked to the Jews, as they were an offshoot branch.
But later on they became much more oppressive.
Even more so than the Pagan Romans had been.
'The biggest cause of anti-semitism is the actions of the jews themselves'

Thats Octavian, the 1st emperor of Rome you fucking moron.

This. Maybe a standard eagle to go with it.

he was also an idiot with zero economic understanding
>let's regulate prices
>it will work out just fine
couple of years later
>meh, fuck it, you handle this mess, Amma gonna retire to this lush villa and enjoy the fuck out of the rest of muh life

AND SHAVE THOSE PITS JESUS CHRIST IMAGINE THE SMELL

lol twin peaks?

fag

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not sure whats more gay. yours or OPs?