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May already said she was ignoring it.

Will we finally RISE UP?

Where are you getting this from? Just curious like

I still don't own a phone and it genuinely freaks people out. I don't get why people insist you need one.

sure hope so gamer

idek dude im a gamer not a nerd

wonder how many under 18s and EU nationals living here signed it

Is there a British Movement that asks the Royal Army Commander to take a coup d'état against Parliament and finally do what the British people really want?

Because seeing the news is worse than I imagined

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The petition site lets you download the data set.
I've never had to work with json before so wrote a script to scrape it for "muh intellectual curiosity".

will brexit raise the prices of video games?

MASHALLAH! Already our numbers swell even in the small English towns. By 2030 our young will outnumber yours!!

Allah has granted us a very easy victory, it must be his will and your godlessness. In a single lifetime you have been eviserated.

youtu.be/PkoCiUezFIQ

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absolutely based

twitter.com/katyballs/status/1109500077276610561

IT'S TIME

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Aye, they'll put a tariff on Steam

Deserves to be auctioned for big monies

epic roleplay my gamer dude

mrs may and her brexiteer cronies better not mess with us gamers, or they're finished.

wtf we need to stop this

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agreed

Can you date and and source put this into a pic that can be shared to the plebs?

insha'Allah why don't you realize your government wants you weaklings dead and get on with dieing out, rhesus monkey?

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The only thing rising where you are is cholesterol levels

the 'UK votes' could all be from Pakistan you moron

They denied it for one simple reason:
If they allow this fucker in all my brethren from Asia will start claiming
>Christian Asylum
based

look at you you beta male

now that is some immersive roleplay right there dude

Why can I not find a conservative pro brexit waifu in my area GODDAM IT I hate living in leftville full of leftie thot trash I want to breed a conservative gf damn it!!

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You guys are never leaving the EU, are you?

STOOOOOOP BREXIIIT

Also, how comfy is Nvidia Shield to stream iptv?

I will never understand why the UK imported so many pakis and indians.

because you're a beta male dude

learn to game

the muffin and her friend are obviously being funded by someone anyway

we are but we just need to quell the communist uprising first

yeah they're not true gamers

No you reatard, his info is based and should be shared

epic fail

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Is this it?
Is this American wit?
>Fuckin hell

>play the game

look at this pleb you're such a beta male dude

>michael
...
>GOVE
youtube.com/watch?v=UfJJSDwx-xU

I honestly can't wait to see westminster and kensington and islington go to trash, so those jews will finally realise how much they've fucked our country

Meet the new boss, blah blah blah

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>caring about a woman's opinion
That's your problem. Women are colors follower's.

>Gamma probably.
and you're
>t. Not worthy of a Greek letter at all.

desperate propaganda from the BBC

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584.json

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Test

So is this whole process a game of political chicken where neither side wants to do what it says it's going to do?

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584

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what are you even talking about you stupid idiot

i swear non gamers are the most uneducated pieces of shit

Why the fuck are americans signing this? UK leaving is objectively good for us. Well get better deals with you and it'll greatly weaken the EU's negotiating power.

>17000 Y*nks
Admittedly it's probably ex-pats, the sort who couldn't bare to live here but emphatically protests that everything's fine as-is

for you linux bods
curl -s petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584.json | jq '.data.attributes.signatures_by_country | sort_by(.signature_count)'

It's brits living in the US. They want to protect their homeland from the jews.

The data set contains the country of origin of the signature, so yes, pakis could be signing from home with a VPN, but without a valid postcode they would not get into the "per constituency" data set, which is what the totals are derived from.
By excluding the data from the "UK" and only counting by adding the signatures from the "per constituency" data set you are going to be closer to the real total, but no meaningful analysis can be done beyond this with the data set provided.
Do not blame me for the shortcomings in security of the data collection agent, or the lack of information in said data set to validate it.

Screencap is your friend, the data was current at the time of posting, it's scraped live from the petition.parliament.uk at runtime.

Hugh Grant hired 1000 prostitutes to sign up

>50 vatican city

A form of 5-day International cricket, the highest level of which you'll sadly not see in your country for some time...

>katy balls
tranny?

Fuck me
What of the argument:
>But these are brit citizens abroad

kek
>4 Orgies and a Petition

Aren't there anons botting the petition with Kim Il Sung signatures?

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Bit dated, but it made me laugh

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Just really manly

It’s so b-beautiful.

>Bit dated
He is, but it didn't stop him from putting his oar in from abroad.
twitter.com/HackedOffHugh/status/1108511401130237952

was around highbury, inslington and finsbury park today saw so many middle class cunts everywhere

>Calypso and Sophie Latham pictured by BBC
>Calypso
fucking state of this "people's march"

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>Sovereignty Prime

Islington already is one vaste shitehole

Noice

Pssh... nothin' personell Theresa...

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>Democracy is ruled by society for society, not the majority for the majority
some one want to fill me in on what this is supposed to mean?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-47678275
also maybe the government shouldn't publish the full name of people who submits a petition?

I'm not sure if the focus on economics in the remoan campaign is a reflection of a materialistic society and a sheer lack of self awareness, or just a bunch of people that have the intellectual depth of a teaspoon.

So what's happening then. I guess in the next week May has to figure out if she can pass deal, or it goes to no deal? Unless she can get approval for a long extension.

No deal sounds most likely here desu.

People selectively use the economy as the gold standard for whether for policy is good. The left will say ''fuck capitalism, fuck corporations, people come first'' when it's a policy they hate only to then turn around and go ''it's good for the economy, you know'' when it's something like immigration or Remain.
The right-wing does this as well, but they seem to be largely neo-cons in my experience.

>moving back to my hometown soon to work remotely
>haven't lived here in over ten years
>visiting this weekend to bring some of my stuff back
>walked around town
>barely anybody about
>extremely quiet
>dreamed last night I was with my childhood football teammates in my full kit and felt out of place
>felt like a teenager again today driving around town with my mum

Anybody here still live in, or moved back to, their hometown after many years away? It felt nice seeing local people and the way they're so pleasant to strangers, but I feel like I'm regressing to a childlike state or something.

well lads this brexit lark has been fun, but it's officially over now

>Illusionist Uri Geller has told Theresa May he will “not allow” her to lead Britain out of the EU.
>In an open letter to the prime minister, the Israeli-British TV personality said he felt “psychically and very strongly” that most Britons were anti-Brexit and promised to stop the process telepathically. He wrote: “I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit. I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit. As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this – and believe me I am capable of executing it. Before I take this drastic course of action, I appeal to you to stop the process immediately while you still have a chance.”

Dat right ma man. You don need de money to be happy. Don't need no high paying jobs. Also keep paying dem higher taxes to pay off dat national debt. You don't need dat money anyways. Anyone who complain is materialistic.

Brexit means Brexit
> LOL!

Vote UKIP!

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Why won’t they let the people vote!

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Official Jow Forums Brexit anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=TxbIU0X-lCI&feature=youtu.be&t=62

Based and red-pilled analysis

It means absolutely fuck all because it makes zero sense

If economy was more important than sovereignty, why has the opposite argument always been used to encourage us to bomb countries into the stone age so they can "be free". At the expense of all of their infrastructure and business output

Someone should let James Randi know. If May cancels Brexit then Uri will win a million dollars.

If I go home. Which is just one borough along. I see my home now filled with Muslims and Africans.

Where are his hands?

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I went back to my home town last year after about five years away.
Some of the surrounding areas fields had houses built on them and there were a lot of charity shops on the high street. Even some of them had closed down.
There were a few familiar faces of people who still worked in ASDA and subway.

because doing that also benefits our economy which is what matters. Don't forget the scrable for africa was sold as a humanitarian effort.