Your not a (((dog person))) are you user, you have a cat right?

Your not a (((dog person))) are you user, you have a cat right?

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>Your
Cat owners confirmed for ESL niggers

Have you ever heard of the term cat lady? Any type of faggot is included into that list

>your
brainlet, ESL, or both.

I don't own either but you have to be delusional to think it's not actually (((cat people)))

cats:
>do not a care about you
>only appear cute to hijack your protective instinct that evolved for human offspring, thus manipulate you one-sidedly for shelter and sustenance
>literally infect you with a brain toxin that makes you impulsive and slower to react
>urinate permanent smelling dye that cannot be removed with any cleaning agent known to man, save for bleach which it chemically reacts to, creating mustard gas
>walk all over you
>hijack keyboards
>bite, scratch and wound you seemingly without notice. this is considered normal behaviour and is not punished
>way tails only when about to attack

dogs:
>evolved symbiotically with humans
>detect cancer
>can be trained
>respect you
>love you
>are put down when they randomly attack because it's not normal behaviour
>can beat any cat 1v1
>wag tails all the time

dogs are for police, niggers, people living in rural areas and have their own house or for blind people as aid.

Can't imagine white person with self respect owning a dog.

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Animals are animals. You're an animal too so shut the fuck up faggot with this retarded thread

sage

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shut the fuck up

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First, the intelligent cat

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Then, the moron dog.

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/thread and op is a fag

Based Sarmatian

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Now why would i want to porpouselly have vermin in my house?

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Dogs are a species which adapted to humans during their hunter-gatherer phase. Cats became a factor with the advent of agriculture as their hunting behaviour incidentially protected stored crops from rodents. Funnily, both species made very similar adaptions towards their "symbiosis" with humans, although for dogs the process was more thorough due to their function as a hunting tool. Btw it would interest me if the incidence of cat hair allergy (actually an allergic reaction to one of their salivary proteins) has a higher incidence in people of Northern descent (who are generally genetically closer to the old hunter-gatherers and have less admixture from the first farmers) ...

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>he's a moron because he's not picky

1) if you're on Jow Forums and you saw OP's post and starting sperging out "REE I HATE CATS" go back to fucking rebbit

2) I have both, idort

Cats are for women, faggots and incels.

I love all animals. That does not include subhumans. They are less than animals.

enjoy permanent stench and picking up shit from the streets 3x a day.

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Now this is a blessed image.

I didn't ask for these feels...

Give it a rest dude.

I like both because I’m not a subhuman shitskin.

You should own at least 1 cat and 2 dogs if you are a white male. Optional Birds you feed outside and who hangout around your house killing insects and mice. Not caged of course.

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