What do we do about the (((crustacean suicide epidemic?)))

Did the sea spider die after this? do you have the full clip?

More haiku

remove obama

Every post I have ever made here is satire.

This is the most important thread on pol

Its boiling water fella. That's how you cook them.

No crab NO !

Why did he jump in though?

Here is a haiku
I really hope you like it
Also you're a fag

Very nice.

My best one ever
from the two thousand sixteen
US election:

be like Donald Trump
grab the world by the pussy
they let you do it

>oh joy! water!

Underrated

even crabs know the world is fucked

>goodbye cruel world!
he's braver than I am.

man this crab gave me the feels

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there once was a polish man,
he got a job in londonistan,
he wiped off his brow and let out a growl,
when his boss said "mate, clean the can!"

There is currently an asexual species of lobster with an extra set of chromosomes (it's a triploid) that is able to reproduce on its own. The species is all female. Because of they are triploid they are bigger than other lobsters. So they are dominating ecosystems where they are found since one of the largest species able to reproduce without a mate.

Id say maybe start killing those pests instead of crabbos for that sweet lobster meat instead

>asexual female lobsters who dominate everyone else
Jordan Peterson btfo

>Every post I have ever made here is satire.
Pretty much me too. I always get banned for 3 days at a time for doing it.