NEET for 2 years

>NEET for 2 years
>Sent out 50 applications and couldn't even get a shitty receptionist or admin assistant job
>No savings
>3 BTECs to my name
>Drink all day (90% of the time I'm drunk on some level)
>Girlfriend fucks older guys for money (60+), hate it but the money's too good
>27 years old

Is there any hope for 25+ year old NEETs to turn things around?

There's tons of young men like me out there with no support whatsoever and it's all pretty demoralising. I'm not even a chav or unedecuated (I went to college), it's just modern society is a real bitch.

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Make sex videos on pornhub for money. Or learn to code

>NEET for 2 years
what are you, a baby?
I can confirm there is no hope

Cuckistani trawlin so funny sandeep

I stocked shelves at a local Tescos before this. It was shit work and shit pay. Unless they pay better I'm not goung back.

So, your a pimp?

Jesus christ you're a complete degenerate. You are worthless.

>2 years
You are like a little baby. Come back when you have more experience.

Get into any basic level job that you can, even supermarket work or coffee shop shit. Try hard and after a few weeks ask your manager what you need to do to get promoted or to get a pay raise. It might be assuming more responsibilities, going on a training course etc, whatever it is tell just do it and confirm that you're on the path to a raise. Keep this attitude up and in about 6 months you should be in a way better spot. In a year or two you'll be in some management job making okay money. Then you can get any job you want with your resume. J

She escorts (that's how I met her). All completely legal and according to her there's no sex involved. We only fucked once we got to know each other more and had a few dates.

Your in the U.K
Is say apply at temp agency but only white neets a in the U.S. you can become men getting warehouse jobs.

Learn to code or do cgi art.

I didn't start drinking yet... but just an hour 12 minutes to go.

>Girlfriend fucks older guys for money (60+), hate it but the money's too good
post pics

Sheeeit nigga you need to pimp that ho out harder mane. Keep that bitch in check and rake in the shekels.

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>admin job

Those are secretary jobs. I considered getting a paralegal certificate when I thought that was a good entry level job, but then found out 86%~ of paralegals are women because most places are run by 60 year old boomers who just want some 20-something female eyecandy. Apparently it's the same with receptionist jobs- they won't hire men the overwhelming majority of the time.

The reality is buying into post-gender "you can do anything" bullshit- feminism only resulted in women flooding men's careers, it didn't enable men to flood into women's careers (teaching, assistant work, nursing etc.) because the discrimination against men is still there, open and they don't care.

>girlfriend is a prostitute
>drunk all the time

I'm guessing this is a bait thread, otherwise you need to stop drinking because that's where all your money is going.

In the OP:
>Girlfriend fucks older guys for money
In your post here:
>She escorts (that's how I met her). All completely legal and according to her there's no sex involved
What the fuck, don't lie to yourself bro

You keep fucking applying. Guaranteed if you really wanted a job you would have one.

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Embrace the neet pill white man

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Well she tells me its just for dates and stuff. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.

What the absolute fuck is wrong with you retards. How are you so desperate that you date a literal whore

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So you're a pimp...not a neet...better report that income.

She isn't your gf if she fucks other guys. Shes everyone with moneys girlfriend.

They seriously need to do nofap
1 month no jacking off has turned me into steely and determined modern hitler
The focus and energy I have is incredible
Plus my dick is diamonds now

she’s giving them puss bro

>girlfriend
>fucks other guys
pick one
No, there's no hope for Britain, even if you get a job. Go kill retarded in politics and on your streets. You want a good career? Go preach in mosque and sell British land.

cuck loser. Break up with your whore girlfriend faggot.

>it's just modern society is a real bitch.
a bloo bloo
Says the little fag born in a first world country who could have worked anywhere in the eurozone for almost a decade.
Must be pretty tough being replaced by "subhumans" who actually want to work huh?

>>Girlfriend fucks older guys for money
since you are already a pimp
get more girls

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Leave, unless you have a meme degree you should be able to get a decent job in a shittier part of the world and even if you have a meme degree i bet you could still make it as an english teacher in asia or latin america.

>They seriously need to do nofap
>1 month no jacking off has turned me into steely and determined modern hitler
BDSM psy-op for christcucks. He faps all the time.

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>living off of your prostitute girlfriend
no one is forcing you to go quite that low

dude if your getting some money from you girl, invest it. even a moron can buy a shovel or a weedwacker

Hey OP do you get to suck the cum out of her vag when she gets home?
Neck yourself, cuck.

Start writing. Or any kind of freelance work. Learn coding if need to and make applications. Or something shit. Or just start writing. If you want to get out from the situation your in.

>I'm guessing this is a bait thread

100%. He already answered his own question. Stop drinking and start putting the money the good use.

>gf, met as an escort
my god how pathetic are you?

Literal shill fuck off
Not jacking off makes you fucking superhuman
Women are nothing but easy temptations on my quest, they are easily brushed off even though, funny enough, ever since I stopped jackin and regained my T levels, ex gfs have been hitting me up non stop.
Funny how that works. Stop jacking off and become a warrior

im being harsh. ok you need a good resume
dont be on drugs when you write it or talk on the phone
you have to look presentable. take a shower and wear a collar shirt even if it is at a dumb job like diswhasher. willing to work any hours. work there a few weeks and use it as a place to call

Do you have any technical background?

>posts a literal fucking monkey as if that's a good thing

Honestly, this guy doesn't even realize how lucky he is that this girl is even giving him any thought at all. He's not worth it the way he is. She could easily use that hooker money on her own shit.

>I grew up in the 30s with an unemployed father.
>He didn't riot; he got on his bike and looked for
>work and he kept looking 'til he found it.
Norman Tebbit

Your resume probably sucks. Don’t apply to jobs you’re unqualified for or where your resume isn’t applicable. When I go throug resumes, those go directly in the trash along with all the obvious garbage ones with no effort put into them or nig nog resumes consisting of one sentence (seriously those exist).

People are under the impression that “it doesn’t hurt” to apply to job that isn’t related to their education and work experience history or, for example, a person with customer support call center service experience will apply for a tech support job without technical knowledge. Don’t do that. I have way too many resumes to go through and only briefly glance at each. When I find a few I like I don’t even go through all of them.

>working for your money
this is where you're going wrong

>Muslims, Mexicans
>qualified
pick one
He's being replaced, it's that simple.

>drunk all the time
>can't get job
gee, i wonder why

>Start writing.

Most writers are broke. Only like 1% of them have a decent income

Time to get a grip on yourself, you are only 27 years old, maybe it's time to try the luck elsewhere. Europe is still open at least until summer. I always liked speaking with Brits, had a fun encounter with a Brit at the Canary Island some 3 years ago.

>thinks 50 applications is a lot

well for me i've been a NEET for 3 years.

during that time period i started to have a negative outlook on money. i could apply for a shitty job and they wont even accept me because im white. of course the retarded boomers will just say

"just go out there loooool just do some shitty job why do you need to give a fuck about being paid a low wage anyway hurr hurr you need to start somewhere"

please fuck off. you dont know what its like for those that dont get to have a choice and have no opportunities given to them. thats why people my age become fucking scammers and criminals. this is honestly sad to even think about. dumbass boomers thinking that the current state of the economy and jobs market is so good because they didnt have a reality check yet.

honestly feels like i want to die.

neets have a problem where they see all work as slave labor, jobs are slave labor, but work is not, for instance, you can make a brick oven on your property with bricks. takes a few days. hard work. benefits. but if you work for someone just employed you are a slave. you have to figure out how to work for yourself, or make money as a slave

50 applications is nothing

>Is there any hope for 25+ year old NEETs to turn things around?
Im 25, haven't worked since 2016, been prepping for an interview these days.
Rat racing wagecucks seem to be seething more and more. They think their bullshit matters and keep seething on a low wagecuck job while i get 10 times more trafficking drugs 2 times a month and still being neet.
Also drugs are always on the house where im around.
Think i should still get a comfy office job though... or i might die of too much drugs.

Do you have to pay by the hour or the day to get the gf treatment?

Get a better job you lazy fuck

In no order but you must do all 3 or remain a waste of life

1. Stop drinking 100% for at least 1 yr. You can revisit drink after a full year sober, working and where-free.
2. Break up with your gf. Never ever ever trust or date a sex worker of any kind (including strippers and camwhores)
3. Lower your standards for work. You aren't above labor. Get a fucking paying job. Literally any fucking job.

Optional 4th: start liftan, runnan, mma, whatever. This line is mandatory eventually but the 1st 3 are mandatory NOW.

For god's sake be a man.

Its not as easy for Brits to work abroad as it is for EU foreigners to work here.
We mostly on speak English and other nations require you to speak their native tongue to work there. And rightly so.
Best bet for an average Brit is a holliday rep or bar work in tourist areas and that isnt a long term plan. Especially at 27, no one wants grandad killing the Ibiza vibes.

ok . im going to play your devil advocate game

neets listen to me. go to any place where they have mexicans, ask for work, tell them you will accept cash if need be, make freinds. use them as refrence.

>drink all day
>date whore
>cant find job

You're a product of your own choices you piece of shit

brexit is a bitch, itsn it?
lots of corps waiting for a decision and until then most don't offer jobs
go to your job center and find jobs that are maybe far away (long commute or biweekly runs on construction sites)
there are lots of shit jobs like night shifts in hospitals wiping floors (if this is something you can stomach)

literally me and my gf

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MUH DICK MUH DICKMUH DICKMUH DICKMUH DICKMUH DICKMUH DICKMUH DICKMUH DICK

also OP how do I rent your gf?
can you post a link please

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As someone who did warehouse work, they’re literally filled to the brim with niggers. Quit after 3 months and went to school, something I absolutely did not want to do, shit is bad m8. The only other whites there were in admin

join the Special Air Service lmao

dude my freinds mexican dad drinks all day and is a succesfull gardener
he owns two rental homes. he rents to white people. hes a spic who barely speaks english. he has a new toyota. he cuts grass every day

This

nigga just work nights you get pay and a half and its not like you have a social life

I was neet till mid 28, so it is possible :P

>neets have a problem where they see all work as slave labor

Humans weren't designed to work in jobs that make them miserable with no end in sight. Prior to the industrial revolution, everyone learned trades or farmed and saw value in their work. They were proud of their accomplishments and more autonomous. Now work is just some depressing place you go while you get older and older and watch your life slip away.

you have to nail the alcoholism. it's a depressant. if it isn't fucking your mood it's fucking your cognitive capacity.

night time in the massive tescos is pretty comfy
wouldn't want to actually work there though

Being a dopamine junky makes you a druggy, doesn’t matter that pulling what’s between your legs is your method of delivery. Willing to bet the sessions are 30min minimum and has to constantly cycle through at least 12 different vids before it can even bother to start leaking. It’s effectively chronic sexual exhaustion on top of that

The US accepts hospitality workers easily from other countries.

i agree, nights is easy, neets listen get a job long enough to get a car and be a neet in the desert. just get cheap cell service

b8 cuckposting

You’re a failure sorry bro there’s no coming back

>>Girlfriend fucks older guys for money (60+), hate it but the money's too good
cuck

My nigga

>learn to code
yeah okay lmao all entry positions are taken by h1bs these days and the ones that aren’t discard all white male applicants.

>implying you wouldn't agree to renting me your wife for the right sum

>not finding job in uk
are you fucking retarded? my brainlet pal got into car, drove into france, took ferry to UK, and was looking for job, found something shitty after 2 days, but still job nontheless
shitty job > no job

fucking cuck

i wouldn't

el cucko de las islas británicas

Learn to code bro.Research some IT firms in your area and what do they work with.
Learn the basics at least and apply for Internship there and you will do it for free and go on weekends.
After 2-3 months they will 100% employ you if you tried to get a grip of what are you supposed to do.

Go into MIS. Bottom tier IT being completely overrun by poos is something I won’t debate though

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>3 years unemployed
>well over 200 applications
>mcdonalds and walmart have never once called me
>begin to notice middle aged mexicans hoard every entry level job
>literal gray haired pedos working at every warehouse, grocery store and burger kang

Most uninformed post ive read all day
t. White male software dev

>doing an unpaid internship
Literally for liberal arts fags. If you spend your time anywhere, get paid for it

>pedos
meant to say pedros

i don't need money for anything, i'm set for life

Get your asshole to write some kms on the odometer too and you will be fine. Be carefull to not overdo it and need stiches.

how much you got in assets/cash? how are you set for life ?

Last time i applied was at a 5 star hotel where my dad recommended me.
They laughed at me for asking too much money and said they would consider it if i toned down the demands then i thanked them and snorted 2 lines of coke in the bathroom.
Then there was a reception at the upper floor to some business convention and i thought to myself that i can chit chat with some fat old boomers just to enjoy a few drinks that can ground me ( coke wasn't that diluted).
Little did i know that when i was about to practice my /deutsch/ with some fat fucking weasel looking boomer i stumbled upon the CEO of the hotel and told him that this hotel isn't worth shit and all the employees treated my like shit.
He stormed off pissed asf trying to dial up while screaming some unintelligible stuff.
I grabbed a guiness and took a hike thinking i've been discovered sincei might have left some powerful residue as is a tradition in the bathroom.
Fucking boomers.

break up with the slut, quit drinking and any other vices you have, get a full time retail job and open a savings account, make sure you put at least the british equivalent of $100 into it every week, $200 if it was a particularly good week. you'll thank me in a year.

> Girlfriend fucks older guys for money

How does it feel knowing that everytime you fuckher you know that 1000 other old dicks has been inside that? Do you think about it or block it out?

A fucking slag no less