/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I HURT MYSELF TODAY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/1Bwa5ffuTSs
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>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
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>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
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>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/22/19
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>This Week@State 3/22/19
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>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE
>VP Pence @Atlanta ICE Field Office on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-1/
>VP Pence Meeting w/GA Public Officials on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-101/
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 3/21/19
youtu.be/Wxp7C45QgWA
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/21/19
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friggin MAGA

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my favorite playthrough of HOI4 so far was playing as el salvador
>create as many troops as possible, scraping the population barrel for children and women, barely arming them but making them drill constantly to veteran status
>lend support for the fascist party in the united states
>take central american nations by force starting with the weakest, using entirely land warfare and footsoldiers
>declare war on mexico
>instigate fascist coup in america causing a civil war between the fascist confederacy led by the silver legion and the gay democrat north
>US is busy so I take mexico
>join the confederate fascists in their civil war and btfo the north
the one timeline in which el salvador was actually based

> Great Cumskin revolt will come when America bans guns from the minority White population that still bothers with them

This is your brain on /ptg

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ISIS is kill. what a shortlived caliphate

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Dead niggers everywhere.

Thot patrolle internationale’

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More like... Drumpf general.

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>Thanks Obama!

>Opinion
Discarded.

>"""""in good standing"""""
youtube.com/watch?v=Zx40udwQvZI

hellstormdocumentary.com/watch/

...

But do you realize how segregated the US still is? Despite what white liberals say, they still prefer to live among whites and send their children to majority white schools. One day they will collectively admit it and we can peacefully partition the US along racial lines or all move to Hungary or Finland.

Is that a badger? Holy shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

I heard this is the place where y'all talk bad about my dad. Knock it off or you will be sued, maybe even worse.

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145+ part rant from (((Seth))) in 2017 plays so well

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That's so fucking petty

>/sandnigger general/ on suicide watch

>the belief that helping push more and more extreme left-wing politics into practice will inspire reactionary right-wing movements

Nothing will happen when the normies are comfy. The normies will be pushed into action when they are no longer cumfy.

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ye its a badger

show bobs

I wouldn't refer to her as such, nor do I consider myself a "sommelier". She is the only one.

youtube.com/watch?v=lOmy_3GB_fA

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>there could be zoomers ITT
REMINDER YOU HAVE TO BE 18+ TO POST HERE

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>...is Pelosi a Trump plant or just that retarded?

Pelosi is not smart enough to be capable of playing that dumb-- she is just dumb.

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This is the "Gang of 8" that Pelosi is rejecting to see a classified report of the Mueller probe
>House Permanent Select Committee on Intel:
Adam Schiff (D-CA-28), Chair
Devin Nunes (R-CA-22), Ranking Member
>Senate Select Committee on Intel:
Richard Burr (R-NC), Chair
Mark Warner (D-VA), Vice Chair
>House Leadership:
Nancy Pelosi (D-CA-12), Speaker of the House
Kevin McCarthy (R-CA-23), Minority Leader
>Senate Leadership:
Mitch McConnell (R-KY), Majority Leader
Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Minority Leader

A Sammy does sound pretty damn good rn. Wish I would have bought ham and bread at the store. Fuck! What I'm gonna do now

hmmm not hump day yet.

What could've been if only she learned proper portion control.

Mentally ill or simply a kike? It's a blurred line.

yeah, except because of the naval treaties during the interwar period, you don't have a massive US navy, so that second part isn't a sure win. the horrible alternative is this scenario
>spic killing
>ultimate naval duel of all time
>canada gets flooded with anglo and german reinforcements
>whoops we're colonies again
i am actually fucking awful at HoI so i can only have fun playing as the major nations
my favorite playthrough was as france, doing everything historically except with an incredible desire to survive the war with no lost territory ever, so i just extend the maginot line across the whole western border, i make sure spain ends up communist or just has an eternal civil war, and then i just build up a massive army in the maginot line, complete with fighter coverage, and defend for a few years slaughtering germans by the millions until they're weak enough to push through or have the UK invade

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What you niggas doing?

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>hrt level effort

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Chillin' out. Maxin' and relaxin' all cool.

Waiting for happenings

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As a television personality I’m positive

Dang it that's terrible. Why not settle with spic killing until Germany and the Brits are killing each to invade Canada?

>healthy young person on internet, believes in ISIS propaganda, joins the "caliphate"--DIES. many such cases!

Hmm I wonder who could have written the second-to-last paragraph

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i have ham.
i have bread.
and cheese.

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Am I bad person if I think she's cute?

>reliable sources

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show us the evidence, pal.

Stuff.

He has a whiny voice and sounds like a faggot.

The entire point of Trump is to prevent having to take that route in the first place, and restoring the system to a state that represents the people. Mueller is done and the shackles are off. Go be a retard somewhere else.

Tits or gtfo

Palsy is a hell of a drug.

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sorry, I don't trust people with a crazy eye

Oof

More trade talks with Bugmen inbound

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Should I go out and get some Cheese Itz? Could really snack on something right now.

They don’t make this one any more you fucking brain let

Jesus?

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>giant illegal two year long investigation that would make torquemada and beria proud finds nothing at all
>HE'S GUILTY
the absolute STATE of leftoids

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in this scenario we said the US replaces nazi germany, so in order to keep the scenario i said let's pretend germany plays the role of the US as the allied powerhouse. so in this fiction no nazy germany = no german/anglo fighting
in a real HoI4 playthrough though that's what you'd do though, you'd wait for germany to set europe on fire, and then you just start seizing territory while they're all busy

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Sort of.

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bring back the memes

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dementia is a helluva drug

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Finding someone cute and compromising your standards because someone is cute are two different things. Just make sure you don't let one lead to the other.

Hey Mueller:
“Impeach Trump and Die”. (2019)
amazon.com/dp/B07M7DWJSN

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i'd rather people found that women cute than the people that literally jerk off to AOC
but don't fall for the "she cute so lets open up the borders"

Pay to Play

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Hey Pirate, you posted this song the other day

youtube.com/watch?v=OPBe8t2jOaI

Just wanted to thank you for it, I've been listening to it on loop.

I never left tho...

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Hillary never got a general even during the campaign
>Bwahahahah

Molyfag lays it down.

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He wrote 133 tweets in a row? Get a fucking blog you autistic ballsack.

Why would the deepstate indict someone who does their bidding?

or

hear this

The deepstate doesnt exist and trump is just making shit up to hide his incompentence?

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>HES GUILTY OF NOT BEING GUILTY REEEEEE

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Is the fucking report coming today or not?

>Innawoods
>beautiful day
>tablet posting
>im slowly figuring out how i can be innawoods but miss nothing of being at home
>leftist salt continues

Did they settle on a new narrative yet?

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DONT FORGET TO CALL SEAN HANITY

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are Somalis the most nigger things on this planet?

>Did they settle on a new narrative yet?
He's guilty anyway, no I'm not shitting you

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>Is the fucking report coming today or not?

No, tomorrow at the earliest. And it'll just be a summary.

>innawoods
>internet access

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No one is gonna buy your book. Show us Titties

How much is a million euros worth in American dollars again? Let me check.
>one nigger costs this much

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this is kurdistan country now

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Not today. If it's really good it'll drop on a weekday.

YANK IT 2020!!
OOWA!!

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Have more:

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Just in case you missed it. Her twitter account was deleted for posting this, but then came back up. Woods re-tweeted.

twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1109359871797805057


That is an awful long string of numbers for the tweet. What information is embedded in that string? It can't be sequential.

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Gay.

>the president is calling people losers on official white house letterhead
what a time to be alive lol

They're the niggers of niggers. What's worse is they have Semite blood in them too.

Has Barr spoken yet??!!
>This is a great day, Anons! For all freedom loving Americans. The train is back on track to prosperity and opportunity and Commies Getting Shut The Fuck Down.

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Winning Big League!

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>almost April
>still posting this 0.X% meme candidate
Yangcucks are maximum cringe

They areb saying the SDNY will arrest trump for..something

Well we should have saw this coming. Leftists never let reality stand in the way of their narratives before. Shouldnt expect them to start now

salty qshner shill

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>Can't indict a sitting president. So that is futile

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