Sandia Aliens Are On Earth Ready To Initiate First Contact
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They want to teach us telepathy to smooth over Disclosure. Soft Disclosure and meaningful spiritual and telepathic contact are happening now.
Ask me anything ive been talking to them on Twitter for about 2 years now. Yes it is a human "channeling them" but if you put in the time and effort, you too, like me personally, can make contact with them, they blinked their lights at me from space! No, it was not an aircraft.
back to /x/
I bet its some shadow gov insider who knows some serious shit but cant say anything about it in fear of his family getting killed so he instead larps as an alien.
>I made first contact with aliens on Twitter
if aliens are real and post on Jow Forums then theyll guess when i have in my hand
Your pp.
i have a soft spot for the pleadian larps dont know why
Channeling random ayys is pretty dangerous and pushed by rockefeller shill Greer. Think about it, it's like omegle, sure there are some nice people that want a genuine meaningful conversation, but you gotta wave through countless dicks first, often literally. Same with channeling. Like do you think hyper intelligent ayys with good intentions are lining up to want to talk with us backwater idiots? When's the last time you went and introduced yourself to some ants?
>>I made first contact with aliens on Twitter
The great Pleiadean Kabamur Taygeta says that Su is full of shit.
I breathed on a spider recently made it shiver and looked at it and then walked on.
Well tell those space niggers fuck off we`re full. They can crash on the moon if they want.
>They want to teach us telepathy to smooth over Disclosure.
Yes, cattle, just open your mind so we can have a conversation. Just open it a little more.
This.
>gas the xenos
>space war now
If aliens really wanted to teach people telepathy for disclosure, literally just start freely disseminating that shit on /x/, the first tulpafag to post pics with a timestamp will literally change the planet overnight
Ugh last year I saw something similar to the top right watching me sleep when I woke up in the middle of the night
They've harassed me since I was a kid.
I only ever saw a deros, stinky being with a large shnoz. There was some other sleep paralysis entities, but the deros was the only one I had a good look at and identified
Aaylmao here. At first i thought it was a used #2 pencil but now i realize its a very small example of a human BENIS.
TEENY WEENY
It's the only one they put some effort into it.
(((Gnostic))) Deep State = Aliens (archons) NWO religion.
If you fall for it, they win.
Alien on the bottom right is high as fuck.
Shalom, earthlings. My name is zaxstien stienerstien.
I am a powerful deity from the planet Veynus. We are currently in the middle of a terrible intergalactic event, and we require the Earth element known as "Gold". Do you have any?
>Shalom, earthlings
kek'd
FUCK GLIPGLORPS AND FUCK SPACE PEOPLE
old and fake
fradulent and homosexual
the guy on the bottom right looks like hes ourguy and here for the earth pussy.
"Aliens" are just humans from Earth that left Earth centuries ago.
They look like that because of the lack of natural light and gravity.
big if true
i do reckon they're already about and we just can't perceive them as beings like us, just like how some animals can't even perceive humans as beings like them
>tfw have telepathy power
>and can't control thoughts, send hardcore fetish porn thoughts to inappropriate persons
What number am I thinking of?
Yeah, whatever reeferhead. Fuckin' burnout.
i tweeted that alien once and asked if he was using a phone or ipad, and replied that he was telepathically telling someone what to type (the ones who wrote that telepathy book)
>They don't understand. YOU don't understand that your oceans are the lifeblood of your world and you're poisoning them. You don't understand that without pure water, you aren't going to survive this guys. It's all about the water.
t. hippie with easy access to dmt
What do you think I'm doing. I am OP posting from my phone now.
Why?
We are more complex than Ants, even tho we have simaritys yes, we can understand the world around us way better, ants cannot currently built massive radio telescopes, or atomic weapons which could destroy the planet
The aliens dont want to freak us out and want to guide us to our never level of evolution
Sure thing bud, 10-4 rubber ducky you are loud and clear.
Initiate first contact with who? The only civilization worth it is busy committing mass suicide.
i feel your pain
>literally