Alright, folks, this is it... If you still believe Canada isn't collapsing right this second, you unironically need to turn yourself in to the nearest psychiatric ward.
I'm literally shaking right now. My neighbor is a safety operator at the local Nuclear Plant (Canada relies 100% on nuclear energy as you know) and he literally hasn't eaten in 5 days except maybe rat excrement. He says he fainted 20 times on the job last friday and woke up exactly 1 second before total core meltdown initialization. Also, all drinkable water is still frozen.
I was in the states literally 1 minute ago and they were unironically handing out 0.01 $ / lbs Organic Free Range Whole Chickens to Non-Amazon Prime members + a tall can of organic artisan craft IPA as a free gift. Meanwhile paypigs are paying 8.47 + no tax for 2 whole chickens... 6.30 USD ! THAT'S 2.90 USD A FUCKING POUND, FOLKS !
If you aren't a nuclear-winter resistant cockroach you will not make it in Canada.
I don't know. It was started by an anti-Canadian Pole who used to post false stats about how Canada was 49% white then moved onto groceries. Now he's attacking the food guide and otherwise posting nonsense.
It's funny because Canada is doing the opposite of China. Which went from being poor as fuck farmers that eat low on the food chain and all ride their bikes, to meat eating city folk who all drive cars living "decadent western" lifestyles. But Canada is spinning their decline as a super eco hearts and rainbows good thing.
DESU prices aren't that bad when you convert to USD parody aside I'm back from the USA (for real) and whole foods is a fucking disaster food isn't cheaper in the USA. sorry. maybe soda and fried chicken (and fast food) is cheaper but that's not a really good thing (cuba has greater life expectancy/child mortality than the US, let that sink in for a little while, my schizo friend)
>prices aren't that bad when you convert to USD that's the point though, our value sucks compared to these other countries, we are getting eco cucked and inflation will compound prices not keep them equivalent.
>it's actually lower than US avg price per pound yet you post no screens unlike other leafs
Alexander Moore
200k TFWs, 100K labour mobility class, and dont forget Canada issues 1.2M 10 year work/live visas tto third world shitholes. Also foreign students have shot up from 360K to 560K since 2015, another 50K.
True number is closer to 750K a year excluding the 1M+ 10 year visas issued each year that are permanent residence in all but name
To put it into perspective 7 747s arrive daily with 2000 people from the 3rd world that go straight on welfare
>that's the point though, our value sucks compared to these other countries, we are getting eco cucked and inflation will compound prices not keep them equivalent. dude I just got back from the US... food isn't cheaper over there. you have to drive many miles to get to walmart and prices aren't even good there. whole foods is a fucking joke but sometimes it's just all there is in town... americans just eat out all the fuckin time .... 1$ for 2pc of 'dark meat' fried chicken... imagine ! i'd be like sooooo obese by now if I'd live there LOL.
Matthew Hall
idiot I did post a fucking picture
Nolan Gutierrez
oh wow. Fuck, food is expensive in North America.
Jason Powell
>my parents love me >my parents feed me bugs.
choose one bucco.
or option 3:
>you disassociate and create a new personality that can believe that they fed you bugs because they loved you and that helps you believe you like bugs
facts : - food in the US contain more chemicals, more hormones, GMO, carcinogen & other nasty shit - US has worst life expectancy vs national GDP for developed country - US has worst child mortality vs national GDP for developed country - US has most obesity for a developed country - US has most diabetes - US has most mass shootings etc etc etc
keep in mind the loonie is heading down to 62 cents US soon. EVERYTHING will go up because of that alone.
Jaxson Jenkins
I wouldn’t be surprised if actual chicken protein content of Canadian McNuggets were considerably less than the US. It’s not like McNuggets are chicken breast. They are processed food. If chicken is that much more expensive in Canada, I’d imagine McDonald’s would be playing with the recipe to put less chicken in each McNugget and still charge you more.
are you retarded? Thats like 4$ for a whole chicken, AKA completely normal price
Julian Lopez
exactly. I'M MAKING A PARODY THREAD OF CIC YOU FUCKING GERMAN RETARD
Jason Rivera
>yelling at a man who already had 15 beers tonight
mea gulpa
canucks have no shame
Luke Brooks
>I'M MAKING A PARODY THREAD OF CIC i have to say you're failing in that regard. i understand you're trying to be funny but going through the thread you're doing a poor job of concealing your seething assmad.
wanna know something funny ? a lot of southern cities / county charge for water & sewage but PEOPLE DON'T EVEN DRINK THE WATER THAT COMES OUT OF THE FAUCET CAUSE IT'S FULL OF HEAVY METALS meanwhile I pay 0$ for clean water here in canada EXPLAIN THAT TO ME, YOU LOW LIFE EXPECTANCY SUPERKEKS
i think its actually an ontario thing, ontario, not canada is imploding
Dylan Ramirez
>m-meme flag! happy now seething nigger? whatever flag i use to post made no difference in what i said. the fact that you made this thread then had a mini meltdown in the middle of it all but show based recycle poster lives rent free in your head.