Saturday Night

>implying you have to be one or the other
Why be a Chad when women have lower standards than ever, just learn to lie good.

Cuz Brad is better than Chad you stinky ho

I don’t know how to work out

Just start jogging and do push ups.

where's the rest ?

I'm sick right now but I think I can make it bros, please wish me luck. I hope we all will make it.

I'm married. I'm literally involuntary uncelebate.

Sorry, ain't goin make it.

I died.

a bullet would still kill that chad. but in the uk they wont even let that happen.

incels? nigga u know where you at? go back to plebbit please

what kind of new fag poster are you?

>choosing

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Should've renamed the gun as "kebab remover"

would you agree with the following classification/official power ranking of male attractiveness:

>wealthy, tall, desirably exotic, good looking (Gigga Chad)
>tall, desirably exotic, good looking (boho Chad)
>wealthy, tall, good looking (Chad Classic)
>wealthy, good looking (sugar Chad)
>tall, good looking (Chad-lite)
>good looking (alpha normie)
>wealthy (beta normie)
>tall (gamma normie)
>wealthy, tall, bad looking (omega normie)
>wealthy, bad looking (cuck)
>wealthy, short, bad looking (omega cuck)
>tall, bad looking (skellington)
>bad looking (creep)
>short (manlet)
>poor (trash)
>poor, bad looking (mega trash)
>poor, short (pathetic)
>short, bad looking (hideous)
>poor, short, bad looking (horrendous)
>poor, short, undesirably exotic, bad looking (monstrosity)

Lmao how can I choose to have blond hair?

Also dumping virgin/chads

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I recognize every aspect of the self improver except the imported sap

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I have a gf but shes out with some guys from her work for the 3rd time this week i was worried at first cause they usually stay out all night or if she comes back its 5-6am but i asked her about it she said there is nothing to worry about and i trust her

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You choose subconsciously.

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I can't subconsciously choose my hair color, it's entirely up to my genetics

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What's an incel again?

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A low-status white male

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Good one. A little more detail. Next time, start with I had a gf... she did x...maybe she get pregnant, you stay with her, baby is black. You adopt it. She kicks u out but you want to stay in child's life. Tou send money every month, buy him a bike. U babysit while old gg and Tyrone go out...Something more like that.

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i just woofed a 17 second fart, and i've never received anal

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Where's teh bomb site?

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Favorite

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based

What's "Bathmate?"

>memeflag
>1 post by this ID
>nonpolitical topic
this is a slide thread

Who said i chose? I didn't chose shit.

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>girl look at that body

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But Jesus wasn’t white retard

guy on the left is way better looking facially than the ripped guy

oh boy

You know on EVERY SINGLE OTHER BOARD garbage threads like this are quickly slid to the bottom after maybe 3 replies at most.

It's ONLY on Jow Forums where the kiddies can't control themselves that these threads are bumped forever and require a janny to clean up.

what kind of ass backwards Mossad bullshit is this ?? ?
fucking kikes 69 your semitic brothers and fuck off

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Done Chaddom. Fuck enough bitches and eventually pussy doesn't mean shit. You get more joy chilling at home, saving money, and doing your own thing.

Rabbi told you no Computer on Shabbat yet here we are kike boy

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Both of those guys are attractive

incel posting is most common on Jow Forums
Jow Forums is just traps now

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I didn't choose to be an incel, it chose me.

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womans appetites know no bounds

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NNNNNNN.......NNNNIIIII........*HONK*

Okay. I can do this. I got this. NNNNNNNIIIIIGGGGGGG.......*honk*.....NNNNN.......*HONK*......

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Look at this guys

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Exactly this. People that act like sex is the ultimate good are the real betas. Just like everything else, it gets old to the thinking man. Real purpose in life is needed.

watch Athlean-X on youtube, Jeff will teach you

bretty good blockout user

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And then everyone clapped

>retarded crossfit competition

well he will be in a hospital with a torn asshole very quickly. the incel is getting paid to watch people hurt themselves with bad form.

I haven't. I'm a Jow Forums 45 year old married business owning powerlifter. Maybe you should stop being a memflag liberal trannyfag for once, OP, acting like a male would do you some good.

and eveyone else fapped

Just no, and yes, I'm a girl.

The only time I have to use utensils on pzza is in JewYork and the crust is shit.
>Based Chicago style

Also, what's his insta?

Chad’s go out and get pussy during the week too asshole.

>tfw you fixed your physical appearance and honest to God have like 6 girls on your phone that are dying to hang out with you any time but you'd rather just do coke, weed and booze by yourself with the anons and internet for company

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I'm partial to Detroit pizza myself

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underrated

I'm 14 and still a manlier then you, faggot.

ahahahahahahahahhahaha

see you in a month

next time read the rules

I used to date strippers and they would work Friday and Saturday nights and get home at like 5am. I'd make them take a shower then fuck them. I guess that's still cucky. They were likely whores and likely nigger fuckers.
No joke strippers are hot and when we went out in public it was good eye candy but such whores. I don't want women like that anymore.

boomerposting at it's finest

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