Northern European thread

how wh*te are your feet?

>best two countries/peoples in northern Europe
>not invited
Well now thats quite frankly just rude.

this is what I look like

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Danes are just Anglo Jutes larping as nords, fuck off Skåne scum.

>Danes not invited.

Denmark is the pinnacle of Germanic and Nordic peoples. You'll find the most pureblooded Germanics in Denmark and the southern parts of Norway and Sweden (e.g Skåne, well that is until you ethnically replaced them with shitskin immigrants in that area).

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all i*ish like bullying med feet because they are browner than celt ones

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>Not inviting the two actually relevant northern countries.
Very rude Sweden.
I might understand not wanting us to participate, but what did the Danes do to you?

yay i feel special

I am about 40% Baltic-Scandinavian and the rest russian, can I join frens?

t. Mountain j*w

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Short and stubby, possessing minuscule dicks and so unsuccessful with their own ugly women that it triggers a big enough inferiority complex for them to jump in boats and invade other nations. Scots, Irish, Welsh are welcome here, historically have defended their homelands from Anglo Dane scum, and have kept in touch with nature just like Sweden and Norway.

all americans used to look like this

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Swedish manners are cheap and flat-packed.

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Probably Norman (Anglo Dane scum), so no. Unless of course you’re willing to say something bad about the English.

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Why do you dislike our danish brothers and our Island neighbours?

Northern or Central European?
>inb4 faggot

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i descend from normans :D

today this is the average physiognomy

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Actually Normans are danic-germanic people that conquered bongland in 1000AD or so, creating the modern abomination

So does every Englishman

you look like a faggot

I just realized the yellow nations have the highest rates of depression, we should just call it all the sadlands.

You're projecting ahmed

why you hate me, i just like ol, and wienerbasser :3

>having pale v*king feet

disgusting

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Wrong for the millionth time. Genetic trace from the Normans is very small.

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here is what pole men consider a beautiful woman

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same

we need to go back brother

Because of typical Anglo Danish arrogance, which has caused the bloodshed of other Northern Europeans for millennia. Look at this typical Dane posting

>Short and stubby
>possessing minuscule dicks
You do know we are taller than you and have bigger dicks on average, right? Jamie, pull up the latest stats.

>and so unsuccessful with their own ugly women that it triggers a big enough inferiority complex for them to jump in boats and invade other nations.
That's not a fair statement. You did the exact same thing, but just in the East with the invasion of the poor Slavic Rus' regions.

Why do I even bother replying? The eternal Swede is infantile and naive in his worldview, yet arrogant and smug about his ignorance. Always this intolerable "holier-than-thou" attitude towards his neighbors. Quite an insufferable attitude to be honest.

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FUCK THE SUN!

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waaat! i did not know that!

now i want to move away :3

I think, in his most charming manner, he was referring to us.

come here in hollyday
and enjoy the sun

reminder to stay idrated and put solar cream

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You type like one

Self reported. Go to Denmark, the average guy is 170cm. Same for Skåne. It’s not a good short either, like the hobbit Irishman with his wide shoulders and long arms, they’re narrow and frail. They use their backstabbing tactics to conquer.

>dan tribe no take mud in ass like us!
>this make sven angry, dan tribe so arrogant!

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No youtube.com/watch?v=uu8DxahKvgA

you wonder who needs that information
youtube.com/watch?v=_btn0WB6XVc

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Did your girl run away with an anglo lad? Why so bitter sven?

>Cry harder, Hans

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>Go to Denmark, the average guy is 170cm
this is very true. I am 171 and felt right at home in Denmark, it reminded me of Baghdad

Stale pasta

AMERICA REPORTING
DO YOU NEED WAR CRIMES COMMITTED?

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At least it is true.

Nordic and germanic women love bullying brown med boy feet, even though they secretly like them.

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>170 cm
You mean the average girl.

Atleast post some cute Swedish bois instead of nasty skanks mednigger

>Israeli guns
Poetic

>mednigger

mean

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>MAC-11s
>Israeli

There wasn't much rape going on, unlike in germany. Cope, Hanz.

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White English and white Danes both deserve to be here too.