I'm going to prison tomorrow. AMA!

is this directed at someone

"Federal" drug charges and assaultning a civilian, roughly translated!
I'll be gone for about 2 years then my life will be fucked. You can't get a job with a criminal conviction in Norway. On the bright side I'll be about 20minutes from Breivik.

I bet your cellmate is going to be Breivik.

what happened. Tell us

was it a shitskin?

learn something in that solitude

are you a nigger?

You’ll be welcome in the ethnostate brother!

Hate to ask.. but why did you do it? Norway seems like a dope country. High standard of living, incredible nature, kind people. I guess you wanted more of everything?

youve been posting these threads for years. kys

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Go on then , what actually happened?
I'm going g to jail in a few weeks too lol but not for drug offenses. Wish ya the best buddy good luck. At least your prisons are nice!

>how old are you?
>highest level of education?
>Do you want to try DMT?

in the future when you're in a job interview and they ask bout those charges make sure you cry a lot and say your mom died and you did drugs to deal with depression

I miss the user who used to periodically make threads claiming he was being held captive

Are you excited to meet your new somali boyfriend user?

Norway prisons are based.

>You can't get a job with a criminal conviction
I'll never understand this meme. It's basically a life sentence.

Make sure you are ready to go

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>go to your prison cell
>free food
>can watch tv
>play classics on the ps2
>jail guards play tennis with you

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I want to go in jail in Norway so bad

Yes, I even ended up in the local news-paper.
No.
Thanks
I have not
I ordered a lot of shit on the dark-web while fucked up on xans and decided it was a good idea to have it delivered to my home adress. NOT a fucking good idea. When they came to arrest me at said address I tried to flee and pushed/hit a stranger during my escape and ended up being charged for it.

>move to norway
>get citizenship
>get rid of your italian one
>kill some of (((them)))
>now you can go to norwegian jail

>"I'll only confess, if I can serve my time in Norway"

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Checked and no fucking way
All i got to do is convert to islam, move to norway, and rape some girl and i get all that?!?!

do you need citizenship for this? or will they just deport you?

>I tried to flee and pushed/hit a stranger during my escape and ended up being charged for it.

Still not fun as the finn story, sorry.

Wait, what happened to all the reformed prison system in Norway where you can basically bike around in an island, live in a luxury apartment, and then get a guaranteed job afterwards? Were all those docs lefty propaganda?

based

kek that looks comfy af

Life is a lefty docs propaganda user...

fuck off kike

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Godspeed, OP

>Leaving witnesses
Not of you go to the morgue tonight.

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hope you get cured of degeneracy and cowardice, faggot

quiet chaim

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Welp, I hope you all enjoy your freedom. I'm going to bed and will be up in about 4 hours only to going to fucking prison and not be in contact with civilatation for a few years. I hope you make the best of it and thank the gods you are not in my position. I'll see you on the other side user!

When you get raped in prison, what kind of noises will you let out? Will you squeal or just grunt?

did you order the PS4 Pro and a couple of games to play on it as well as functioning wifi?
And if you don't have a good shower cabin complain

Fuck off dude. We all fuck up.

i just beat all my charges thank God . Goodluck brother
>picrelated

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arent norway prisons comfy or was that just propaganda

Moan like a bitch.

fuck off antifa scum

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Correct.
Breivik has a ps2 but maybe if you only just rape some white girls they will give you a ps3 or maybe even a ps4.

Represent Soldier Life...assuming you are white.

Hopefully I'll get some dope vidya to kill time with. Never cared for consoles though but I'll take what I can get.

They are comfy compared to many other places, but they are pretty hard in that they don't allow for socialiotation, at least where I'm staying. I'll probably have video-games and what may seem like a hotel room, but on the contrary I'll be isolated for 23 out of 24 hours and the 1 hour I'm not in my cell I'll be closely wathced and under strict control. It's definitely not as nice as the liberal media want's you to think it is...

Good luck faggot

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Have you prepared your anus?

You useless criminal piece of shit.

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Oh wow shitty actually tho lol

...a and since this is Jow Forums you must be innocent?

Hahaha here you have to work all day surrounded by hard timin gangsta niggas tryina eat ur lunch whike u workin hoe squad all day till ya hands bleed nigga wut

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>I ordered a lot of shit on the dark-web while fucked up on xans
Did you order guns?

A Norwegian prison is paradise compared to my current $900/mo shitbox.

Such is life in America.

I would just kill myself.

yea but your in norway. your prisons are like low end studio apartments in america and you get a ps2. i doubt there will be and unwanted advances made by your fellow inmates. no statements to the effect of "your getting stabbed one way or the other either it goes in your butt or this goes in your neck"

hardly jail. your going away to preschool jail because thats all europe can handle. thats why they deport muslim and samoli rapist. its worse to go back than have a all expenses paid vacation

>ordering drugs off of darkweb

I will never understand how people think this is a good idea.

go away

Be prepared to kill your cellmate.

good luck user, stay strong and make good use of the time

>shitskin
>civilian
pick one and one only

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Have you dialated your anus and applied lube? You want it to slide in effortlessly. They won't use lube on the inside, so it's best to start producing your own.

This is your chance of becoming like Varg.

Spend your time in prison wisely by reading a lot and finding a submissive qt gf that is into people in prison and then when you get out, move from Norway and breed your wife.

This is your destiny and this is how you repent and help save the volk. Damn I want to go to prison too, i'd get so much reading done.

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user, just run and hide with your /b/ros.

Why did u try to run when they had ur name and adress retard

it why you use escrow and a secluded deaddrop

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What kind of question is that? Also, what is your flag I am a phone faggot can't see it.

Enjoy your comfy stay

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to be quite fucking honest its a legitimate question
OP fucked up then fucked up some more for whatever reason

Actually no sir, you'll get to do what you want over there because you are a muslim.

It's culturally not sensitive, oh wait, you could do that in Sweden.

Sucks bro, hate to see an user go.
Too bad you arnt going for something worthwhile and not nigger shit.

If you get away how did you fuck up then? Huh? I guess the lesson here is never order Darknet shit to your own address.

Is prison a fucking vacation for these people? What the fuck is this?

Yes.

OP could've been a smart ass and say he doesn't know why he had this package delivered to him.

Right this way user, and this is your room..
If you need anything at all the guards will be in the conservatory

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Your wife or gf can even visit you for sex in Norway. Faggotry and rape doesn't run rampant in Norway like it does in the j*wSA

I wanted to ask how much weight gets you 2 years in Norway. Would it just have been rehab without the running and pushing?

His best argument is to say he saw police coming and got scared because he doesn't trust police and then say he doesn't know why Darknet stuff came to his house, unless they have his computer, then he's fucked. If he's free right now well, let's just say he should look over his options

>order shit from darkweb to your house
>run from the cops when it arrives
there are a couple of checkpoints here

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wtf i want to be a criminal refugee now

Should never have run faggot

Op is a retard and deserves to be punished
Honk honk

Sloppy hannukah

proxy or real user?

I just got out last week. I did 86 months in a max tough joint.

I said honk honk

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Please put me in jail