PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAGA EDITION /ptg/

Based and sick burnpilled

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they got expelled

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DELET THST! THE RED SEA’S GONNA RISE UP! 16-0!
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This is a pretty good leafpost.

Is May in charge of baking?

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>ID: WSJ
hey so when's the next character assassination on PewDiePie coming?

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I think she was in adeptus studyest in the warhammer timeline.

she looks cute with glasses

one of a kind tits

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yeah we know

>when you have a literal do nothing job you don’t show up for
Soon, Mike....

>16-0
Yeah... probably not, though.
It's pretty much continuous at this point.

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THE MOST IMMIGRANTS EVER IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL

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I thought May got overthrown

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>DELET THST! THE RED SEA’S GONNA RISE UP! 16-0!
OVER MY DEAD BODY

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you can say that again

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Is Brexit still happening? I kind of forgot about it.

>STILL no tweet

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based equal opportunity office

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You just be ready for the /ptgb/ owl.
But you’re Literally Cursed?

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>Is May in charge of baking?
No because the thread is actually here instead of asking Merkel if can be made next month

Only rural and suburban retards voted for Drumpf. Enlightened and intelligent city people all voted for Hillary.

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I'm reserving judgement til after her noods leak. Female chicanery can make even the most not-good tits look good.

>I thought May got overthrown
Not yet AFAIK

INDIVIDUAL 1

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I wish it was legal to just shoot them at the border.

"Too cancer", apparently.

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PEDES

Im concerned about the Mueller report. Word on the streets it will be the catalyst for impeachment.

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Wadur, frens, and nuked niggers.

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>But you’re Literally Cursed?
I KNOW

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the most valuable nudes on earth

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but what happened to the concentration camps? was that fake news or is this fake news?

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huge male nigger ass cheeks clapping, brapping and twerking in your face

Have you read Snow Crash? The Deliverator will still deliver well within 30 minutes.

awoo or sumthin

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How do you get past her being a shitskin?

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>mfw you still beat the keks because they only rise to the level of their opponents

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>sweating_frog.jpg
He's gonna come out rested, refreshed, and with both guns blazing. Maybe that's how he does his 4-hour-a-night sleep schedule... once a year, he has to take an Odinsleep.
BRING IT ON, DING-DONG! 3LI SOON!

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what like those highly intelligent black voters of LA?

Blood alone moves the wheels of history!

Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war - the war of work - but from the moment as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight.
I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!

Some people will tell you "Christian" is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of charismatic preachers and door to door charlatans. This is our duty: to change their perception. I say, Christian men and women of the world... unite!
We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL.
WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE KINGDOM... FOR IT IS...

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who fucking cares

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WAOW! WE GONNA GET ROWDY!

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sagging.....

>MAGA

there is a typo in the title, timmy

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this isn't your dream journal

What are you two faggots deluding yourselves for? Us twelves will take a knee on your hopes.

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I'd bang her but I wouldn't vote for her.

Isn't it great that we spend so much time together? You don't have many days in this live and I am very happy you choose to spend so many with me and for us to have fun and laugh and play together and make artwork and tell jokes and argue and rage and ree together.
Think about how many night's we've spent together.
How many setting suns in each others company. I'm in your mind right now and you are in mine. This is cool. This is fun

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As my father once told me, God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to make one function at a time.

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>Some people will tell you "Christian" is a bad word.

The vast majority are spiritually retarded.

Have you thanked God for Russ today?

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Want a backup qb? Dirty cheap

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5 MINUTE WARNING!
PLACES EVERYONE!

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My cock cares.

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AOC shilling about to start up again? lol

>tfw Bill knew Jimmy was made of glass and managed to bait the Nanners
every time...

She’d look good with semen all over her face

imagine her thighs strangling you.....

Tucker shitposting IRL

dailycaller.com/2019/03/22/tucker-carlson-sends-brian-stelter-jelly-donuts/

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why isn’t he tweeting

hmmm

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now and forever

absolutely nothing here is real

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Nothing says impeachment like no indictments

>and all your rowdy friends...
>-are comin' over tonight, yessir
>Early, you're the most impressive squid I've interviewed for this position.

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Gollum behind the intentionally fucked brexit plan?

They just couldn't whack it to Yang. Sad!

that's gross by the way.
mucus consistency all over the face?
I don't know how porn girls don't puke

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Except that will never go to court, zero evidence will be presented in court (no trial for Cohen) & were simply tacked onto Cohens crimes which were for bank & tax fraud - and lying to congress

Only city streets where you hear this is where niggers and illigals will burn down gentrified neighborhoods of the enlightened hilary voters

/ptg/ is for frens

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well either you are making me up or I am a real foreign spirit rooting around in between your eyeballs

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Well you thought she got where she is with her insightful opinions?

Did he send Berliners to a jew?

I need to peruse that type of artwork again.

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MAGA

I would seize her means of reproduction any time.

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Probably gleaned it from all the white cock thats been through her

>Infected Transgender Fronthole (2019, colorized)

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dammit i should have taken more pics of Brock when i was watching The Venture Bros back in September

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Has anyone else seen this WARRIOR MALE account show up on their twatter feed yet?

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It was a fair trade. Next question

tomboy hours

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REAL AWOO HOURS!!!
12AM - 4AM ET
HOWL IF YOU UP!

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