Tfw no 19yr old zoomer gf whos into cosplay

>tfw no 19yr old zoomer gf whos into cosplay

Why even live? Late 30's/40 something yr old roasties are so ragged out and disgusting, how does a 40 something yr old male GenX get a gen z qt3.14?

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stick to your own flock you wrinkly raisin fuck.

>how does a 40 something yr old male GenX get a gen z qt3.14?

Find one with Daddy issues and have a job that pays 6 figures.

Are you seriously asking this question (off topic) to an anonymous chan? Youre not gonna make it.

HIT OR MISS

Something like this

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You go to places where young people hang out obviously.
Of course you're going to be seen as a weirdo outsider at first, but if you're not completely autistic you should be able to find a way to fit in.
Younger woman actually love older guys.
You're already established, and have all the resources they love to take advantage of.

Niggers smell like shit

>You go to places where young people hang out obviously.
>Of course you're going to be seen as a weirdo outsider at first, but if you're not completely autistic you should be able to find a way to fit in.
>Younger woman actually love older guys.
>You're already established, and have all the resources they love to take advantage of.

A lot of zoomer girls seem to be into vidya, are they larping as I suspect?

>stick to your own flock you wrinkly raisin fuck.

noooo Gen X women are the worst, they look twice their age

What the fuck are you blabbing about you pathetic waste of life? Ugh you diaper wearing shits are foul. KYS

thank you.

>why is she so effective on us
Because she smiles for more than 5 seconds, unlike most modern women, certainly those prominent on the internet, much less those we interact with

oof

>memeflag

Cosplay is degenerate. None of those girls want white dick.

money

Go to anime conventions. There's plenty of them there. There are usually older people at conventions but they look like creeps or disgusting weebs. Assuming your an average looking Boomer them you are at an advantage compared to them.

$$$

Option 1- take your white van to a preschool and bring lots of candy.

Option 2- leave our women alone boomer

Cuck i;ll date 18 yr olds until i'm 80

Toastie roastie

>worshipping e-thots

>Assuming your an average looking Boomer them you are at an advantage compared to them.

I've aged as well as lets say... Tom Cruise!

FEMALES ARE ONLY GOOD FOR THEIR HOLES

You don't want a cosplay girlfriend. All of them are either Twitch thots, camwhores, and seem to all be Bernie fans with anxiety, depression, borderline personality disorder, while also claiming to be pansexual and polynamorous.

It’s just not fair

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Cosplay is degenerate and so is this girl. She seems like a typical North European with no definitive culture in her life, so she latches onto faggy Japanese and Korean stuff (just like a lot of people here).

Convert to Islam and start hanging around the grade school. Nobody will complain.

>Have lots of money
or
>bring a zoomer girl from south america/some slavic shithole/some asian shithole to America.

Be a man in his 60s, lose all papers, go to Sweden for immigration, say you are teenager.
Get put in high school filled with stupid Swedish girls taught to love immigrants. Claim to be Muslim, have 5 teenage "wives"

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honestly that would work.

If its alive and over the age of consent its all good ou fucking homo. Im sure he would have to spoil a young bitch rotten tho. Knce you are old you are only going to get golddiggers and straight sluts. Its all good tho lmfao

All of you people are pathetic cockroaches being controlled by pop culture with no personalities of your own. Expect OP. Maybe they're trolling you

BASED

the whole cosplay fad boomed off trying to get nerdy guys attention.
It became the new softporn industry.
If you think a cosplaying gf is a thing anymore than lingerie model gf is a common thing you are a twit

>It’s just not fair

This user gets it. It's not fair.

>All of you people are pathetic cockroaches being controlled by pop culture with no personalities of your own. Expect OP. Maybe they're trolling you

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>bring a zoomer girl from south america/some slavic shithole/some asian shithole to America.

Thats probably what I'll need to do.

such a brown person thing to say

not any place normal. Find girls who want a daddy fetish.

They're impressed with the ability to get weed. When that's legal lure them with cocaine and booze.

hahaha suck my dick, boomer. these promiscuous girls know to stay within their age range, apart from that they'll fuck any dude that has self confidence. talk shit all you want on genz but at least we have good fuckin

IT'S NOT FAIR

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This is the answer op.

Stop watching porn

It's not worth it. I've done this three times with three different zoomer chicks. They are mental children and will drive you insane. It will be great for a while, sure, but they will use you as a fantasy and as soon as that dries up they will start coming undone and it's the most annoying shit.

>d.va
>white roastie

fuck off nigger, d.va is a pure qt3.14 korean grill

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>It's not worth it. I've done this three times with three different zoomer chicks. They are mental children and will drive you insane. It will be great for a while, sure, but they will use you as a fantasy and as soon as that dries up they will start coming undone and it's the most annoying shit.

they can't be worse than genx women yikes

>Stop watching porn

Why did you have to go batshit insane with your advise.

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>zoomer
That's where I went wrong

Stay mad boomer. Bow down to your Chad zoomer overlords now. (Make sure to not break one of your bones while doing so though.)

lmao millennial women are even worse

gotta have a nice place and car and be in good shape, no not that dadbod shit

you were supposed to get started on this in your 20s, sorry bro

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>genx roastie toastie.jpg

no thanks

>you were supposed to get started on this in your 20s, sorry bro

better late than never!

WOW.. what a bunch of lying bitches... most of those women are at LEAST 10 years older than they claim to be.

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>WOW.. what a bunch of lying bitches... most of those women are at LEAST 10 years older than they claim to be.

this lmao

They're more sweet and they fall in love faster, but at that age they don't know what they want yet. Cosplayer chicks are especially awful. They cute, they good to fuck, they all got weird masochistic submission fetishes, but they're also the most shallow materialistic cunts on earth. Everything is appearances to them - everything has to be perfect and if it isn't they break. Turn nasty and passive aggressive and start fights just to see if you care and when you do they proceed to care less. Vipers.

Most of them listen to hip hop, too. They're all bluepilled to some degree.

>They're more sweet and they fall in love faster, but at that age they don't know what they want yet. Cosplayer chicks are especially awful. They cute, they good to fuck, they all got weird masochistic submission fetishes, but they're also the most shallow materialistic cunts on earth. Everything is appearances to them - everything has to be perfect and if it isn't they break. Turn nasty and passive aggressive and start fights just to see if you care and when you do they proceed to care less. Vipers.
>Most of them listen to hip hop, too. They're all bluepilled to some degree.


The ones I've talked with have the 80's nostalgia to some degree.

>Turn nasty and passive aggressive

I like fucking with passive aggressive types, just berate them til they lose their shit.

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