PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE ONLY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
youtu.be/9YRfIT7Coa0
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>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459061-101/
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
youtu.be/4zn8DxELdBw
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459060-1/
>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/1Bwa5ffuTSs
youtu.be/nBe-ldHoJYQ
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459075-1/
>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/666944/
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/gEjGHIcfEDo
>This Week@State 3/22/19
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>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
youtu.be/Rv4AKkuanfI
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE
>VP Pence @Atlanta ICE Field Office on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-1/
>VP Pence Meeting w/GA Public Officials on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-101/
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 3/21/19
youtu.be/Wxp7C45QgWA
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/21/19
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MAGA

its been a while but you're still my darlings

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AWOO!

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was out of home
any happenings
velkommen

ABSOLUTELY CLOWNWORLD

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>me waiting for mr. trump to tweet

so how are you all doign this morning

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i am so proud of this community
slepi

Israel, like Europe, must pay for the service of US military defense/conquest. Our scared blood and treasure does not come free. Or cheap! Thank you!

trump hasn't tweeted for 24 hours is that a happening

Sweet :3

whew good those that 1 and 4 weren't switched around

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IN MANY WAYS, TRUMP TRULY
DID
MAKE ANIME REAL DURING HIS PRESIDENCY

BASED JIMBO TRUMP BROSHIP
MAGA/ALITA 2: 2020

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>You can!! Just not mine! Lol they are everywhere!! More now than ever! The majority of dog ass player men is at alltime highs! Bro just find a woman you like and tell her you like her! Buy her food! Talk to her! Love her! Dont ever let her forget! And!! DOMT EVER CHEAT ON HER!
i wish i could find a girl. one thing that sucks about never owning a phone and not having a phone (yes i'm a zoomer who's never owned a phone)

i'm proud of them too.

this reads like a trump tweet.
M-MR. TRUMP???

Good to have you hear, couldn’t imagine what I’d do without you guys.
>now world record length between tweets

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LMFAO THIS GUY IS A LEGIT BRAINLET

>mueller why didn't you investigate stuff that happened AFTER the election, too?????

You are talking about a lottery ticket to annihilation

Good Jesus was a jew

I spent the day researching for a story I'm writing.
>so basically reading about astronomy and watching Treasure Planet

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Tired, went on a 10 mile hike up/down a mountain and I’m exhausted

>world record length between tweets
that is very interesting
maybe he's just having a vacation

At the General election debates, if Trump and the (D) candidates aren't asked about remaking Darling's ending, then the moderators are not doing their fucking jobs.

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gee whiz, the NZ shooter's plans are really working out well

the boundary for what counts as a collision is lowered the faster you go. if i throw a bullet at you it won't do anything, but if i shoot it out of a gun it's a hazard
so at standard rocket speeds macro hazards like asteroids are the only concern and those can be avoided, but at relativistic speeds even space dust is now threatening
nearing the speed if light, you get nuclear reactions occurring with single atom collisions. you really don't want that happening to the thing you're travelling in through the cold void

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and just like that New Zealand is a Muslim Majority nation

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>the collusion to interfere in the election was after the election

LOL HOLY GOD

Why would you dress such a cool mannequin in those lame clothes?

add it to the travel ban

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Waking up in the morning and putting your pants on is a lottery ticket to annihilation; could contain deadly spiders. Never gonna do amazing things if you're unwilling to take that

Again, with warp drive there's no relativistic effect. Space itself is moving. The ship's KE is basically zero. Space dust that was itself moving some appreciable fraction of c would be glowing red hot and possible to steer around.

>add it to the travel ban
4D CHESS
>Trump goes silent on Twitter to focus on adding NZ to travel ban
>more shooters come up, doing more mosque attacks
>all countries become Muslim majority
>all countries become banned
THE PLAN WAS TO BAN IMPORTING FOREIGNERS INTO THE US ALL ALONG

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maybe trump will tweet tomorrow
goodnight /ptg sleep tight dont let the bed niggers bite

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STUCK IN THE MIDDLE

sleep well fren

hellstormdocumentary.com/watch/

Good night sleepy fren.
Have sweet dreams of aryan girls and huwhite children

Wouldn't it be in /ptg/'s interest to shill for both Trump AND Yang?

Yang is a disruptor on the Democrat side since Bernie has dropped his usual bit in favor for muh black vote. If Yang gets enough support then other Dems will attack him for being sympathetic to whites.

Don't you want the Dems to be at each others' throats and amplify their anti-whiteness?

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The surrender happened so fast.

>4D CHESS
checked
obama started the ban tho dingus

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Your going to be travelling through space for years and speed that will distort your relationship to everypne you know on earth, space travel out of our solar system is a pipe dream

>obama started the ban tho dingus
sh-shut up

>none of the theaters near me are showing Alita anymore
I fucking missed it bros.

that's bullshit, but I believe it. hail satan.

That is an overrated shit anime that gets talked about by people with shit taste.

Welp, if nothing else the eternal shitposter definitely accelerated things in New Zealand

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you sound like a nigger

It's a fine balance, user. If we throw too much support behind him, the left will suspect we are setting them up. Too little and they think he's not an option for dividing us. You have to keep them guessing. We have to look like only some of us are die-hard Trump supporters and the rest have abandoned him for the "free money." We have to look like this is successfully dividing us.

I'm here.

>88

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The irony of this mosque being located in a city called Christchurch. Sad.

>we

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Five to ten years from now we will be reading about child rape gangs in New Zealand
protected by law enforcement.

Satan is the title of Adversary conferred upon Samiel, the angel of death, and a member of the Demiurge's court. The Mark of the Beast is not the number 666, that is the Hour of the Beast. The actual Mark of the Beast is cellphones and mobile devices, considering that they track you and are made by the Synagouge of Satan - corporations and big tech companies.
Every race has it's nigger. The nigger is the no-good, rotten degenerate that does not try to better themselves and chooses to blame their mistakes on other people. It just so happens that there are a lot of niggers who are black. Don't even get me started on what the name means, I learned this from someone I knew who was in the KKK, and if a Democrat who is in a Democrat-run organization doesn't know racism, an invention of the Democrats, better than some faggot on the internet, then I don't know who does.

Will we really get the meuller report findings tomorrow or nah? What is likely to be in the report, memes aside?.

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be sure to thank your local accelerationists for fighting for the enemy

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>Hajjis to the left of me
>Nazis to the right
>here I am
>stuck in the middle with Jews
4D chess.

You really don't seem to understand that whether negative-mass or Alcubierre ring based, warp drive is NOT RELATIVISTIC.
>no time dilation
>ship's KE is effectively zero or whatever its orbital velocity was when you turned the drive on - no acceleration either way, deltaKE=0
>c is no barrier to the motion of space, only of mass within space - this is confirmed by the universe expanding at rates > c
You can spend a year at warp doing AU wide donuts through a nebula and come back to Earth, where a year will also have passed.

I mean Christians, Jews and Muslims are sandniggers all the same, and technically everything has slowly gone to shit since they wandered out of the Middle East and started appropriating everything and genociding everyone who would not submit to their attempt at establishing a one world government. That's the whole reason why Abrahamic monotheism exists, to ensalve people and take away their freedom and rights. This is why no Christian, Jew or Muslim should be allowed to hold office or even be granted citizenship.

to hide the fuckholes and juicy bits, obviously

Why hasn't Trump tweeted? Is it because he is innocent and is busy having victory tendies?

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Pygmalion complexes are not something to laugh about.

Muslims did that on purpose for demoralization. It apparently worked.

It won't take that long. With this rate of accelerated national suicidal cuckdom, check back in a few months when NZ is the official country of Blacked meets LiveLeak. Time to make the Rape Simulator New Zealand meme.

It's what happens when you let a woman be your leader.

don't think anything is happening in the next few hours

NN
may trump bless us with new tweets in the morning

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He is preparing to unleash hell.

Lies about Trump commiting crimes.

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I'll say it again, /ptg/

THERE
ARE
NO
GOOD
JEWS

His not tweeting is winding them up more than him tweeting would.

it's going to be 500 pages of the most boring bullshit you've ever read

You don't have any other response to people challenging your heretical cults other than to say "Why don't you believe in our magic sky god goy? You should believe in our magic sky god goy, that way you can be saved." Fuck you sandnigger, Christians, Jews and Muslims are responsible for everything wrong in the world since their inception. This is why you aren't even human. You have no soul. You're just an automaton that needs to be shut down.

you know he'll tweet the moment you hit the hay right?

sleep well friend!

Did I miss anything at midnight that would have made my dick hard?

No good Christians, no good Jews, and certainly no good Muslilms. Every Christian, Jew and Muslim should be enslaved. The men will be worked to death. The women will become sex slaves, The children will be taught the right way to think, and should they refuse then they will be slaughtered.

Well the data autists show that gaps in tweeting coinsides with bad news. I'm scared, bro.

Based Dan B

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Dude I know the feeling.

Fuck Blumpf and fuck this kike subreddit
Don't (You) me or my son ever again

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>you think you're going to watch Alita instead of my movie, user?

wat do?

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Yes, it was Real Slag Posting Hours

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>be you
>on your way to work
>you blink, because that's what humans do
>suddenly this shit (archive.is/2HWWm) is in the middle of your town, and in every major city in the world out of the fucking blue
>they do absolutely fucking nothing, they just hover idly for ~8 hours
>people all over the world riot and steal shit anyway because fuck it, ayys are here.
>it gets worse with every second
>A pack of niggers in the same town as you decide it's a good idea to shoot and to throw shit at the thing the thing
>Huge mechanical noises start coming from it

wat do?

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The collusion is with an object moving at speeds beyond what you are capable of dealing with

Oh I'm not into slags sorry
>I want my wife's sons to have weak jaws to dismantle toxic masculinity

"I'm sorry sir, I can't understand your accent. BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP."

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crimes that lead to no indictments? that's not likely. i guess is the report is the long version of how those indicted russians did work to interfere with the election, but without any collusion with trump or his team in any way, of course.

otherwise, there would have been indictments that specifically proved any collusion. but there were ZERO.

Nice autocorrect, kike. Back to leftypol.

>watching 3D
In your fucking dreams, skank

> Warp Drive is
...is literally piece of fiction in Star Trek, it does not exist.

Besides monkeys will kill themselves before any form of monkey space travel outside of our system is even a possibility.

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do you yell SHAZAM
would of made the movie more fun

Cenk is a fucking idiot. No one is buying this bullshit.

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why is she grey?

I feel like the "big one" is going to happen no less than 5 but not more than 15 years from now

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skinwalker

Explain yourself

Commiefornia's reckoning.
Another bigass earthquake.

it rucky number
>tfw rost rottery tonight
>up to $725 million

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