"Hey Private user, this is your new battle buddy."

China is gonna fuck us up aren't they?

One word meat shield!

she gonna jump on ya dick, mane.

Force him/her to battle-train all the time

This can't be real...
That hair is against regulation!
Do they actually consider him a women?
I can't fucking believe it.
They wouldn't let me in the infantry with a 93 on my asvab because I smoked a couple joints before basic.
But they let this literal mental retard with identity issues in?
I'm at a loss for words...
What happened to this country?

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What's that on the side of their helmet? I'm an old man who was in 2008-2012

>mane

>They wouldn't let me in the infantry with a 93 on my asvab
Why are you complaining

Glove size "S"
Hmmm

butt secks

That's where you attach your 4k gopro gramps

Based.

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Let taliban capture her, while they rape her sneak up and kill them all, receive medal of honor and gibs.

Well at the time I joined the national guard, and I would've been out now.
The unit I would've been with never got deployed so I would've spent all that time basically training in the woods and helping out my community during disasters.
I mean.. I'm glad I didn't have to fight for Israel but the training would've been great.

Dopeheads get the gas. I'd rather fight beside "her" than you. IF I were a militaryfag that is.

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she's just a comfort woman who happens to have a gun.

Give her a chance to prove herself and if she shows any sign of risking my life, i put one in her myself on the field and call it KIA

>MFW Was in the same unit as “her” but never interacted with “her” on a personal level
>Everyone is naturally curious of “her” and even country boys ask quite a bit of questions
>Be me one morning after PT decided to get some chow
>Eating alone because I’m trying to figure out my day
>”she” comes over and asks can “she” sit with me
>No
>”Why sir?”
>Because I’m busy
>”oh? With what?”
>Trying to plan out my day since I gotta to the 1st sgt about last months counseling
>”she” proceeds to try and sit down and attempt a conversation
>I didn’t you can say you could sit down
>”oh, I’m sorry LT I’ll just leave.”
>MFW despite being a shitbag 2nd LT people generally left me alone and I ended up transferring to another unit

Let everyone else in the company fuck her first, then fuck her and marry. Then raise the mystery child as my own. God I hate being in the army.

>her

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>barrack boi
Unironically everyone probably uses him as the nightly hole

Kill it.

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10/10 would bang as the mortars fall

the quotation marks make it better :3

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>She

Agreed.

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Just wait until it’s 35

came here to post this

>Then raise the mystery child as my own
Lad

Hey, white women dying for the jew, that's a good thing, so why not.

stop fucking with me, that can't be a man.

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Meme flag and anime pic.
You're gonna die fast in any combat situation alongside your tranny friend.
Good luck.

No fucking way is the us going to be around much longer soon as trumps gone it's gonna 80% trannies in the army

Don't ask don't tell am I right?

Lol no. For every tranny in the military there are 10 mentally unstable rejects that literally enlist to kill towel heads. The world's largest air force is the United States air force. The worlds second largest air force is the United States navy. Let's not pretend a few trannies invalidates these facts.

I doubt it.

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Can we get a "if only you knew how bad things really are" with the guy?

my dick is diamonds over a trap
what did it mean by this?

Never seen a goat that was more than a 2/10, she/he at least 5/10.

>KETCHUM

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dumbass npc
you could have smashed her boipucci

Rape

Looks like a morale disaster just waiting to happen.

I'm lucky enough to have served before females were allowed in my MOS

Show her my pokeballs.

>people with flat feet cannot join the military.
>people with mental illnesses so severe that they are unable to tell what gender they are are allowed to and anyone who "misgenders" them gets court martialed.

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You caught the totally not gay. Call your parents up and tell them you're glad to be an American asap

Honestly glad we weren't documenting what we were doing back then. Too many retards who don't understand how things really have to be

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They almost didn't let me in because "my feet look a little flat". Absolute clown world

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Just think there are spics literally dabbing over dead dune coons as we shitpost

traps are the new weapon of choice.

You're doubting my doubt or are you supplementing my comment?

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Throw her on a grenade

Caution: cool guy detected

aut
You're just confused. You're male brain looks for feminine features. He just so happens to look very feminine facially, but that's about it. It seems that sexual dimorphism in humans is getting fucked up, especially in the west.

push them in front of enemy fire

>probably enlisted solely for the attention
attention whores shouldn't be allowed in the military, let alone mentally unstable attention whores
what the fuck are we doing

>both say hi at the same time
>she begins to laugh
>I yell at her to STOP LAUGHING
>stare at her confused face for couple of seconds
>mistake it as a sign she wants me to kiss her
>go in for the kiss
>she says no and tries pulling away
> I respond with an ear piercing "REEEEEEEE"
>push her to the ground, and run away squealing and crying like a girl, arms flailing about

kek

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Doubting your doubt and raising you more doubt.
You've proven you will sink to delinquency and eliminate your values rather than have moral standards.
You have no dedication to a righteous cause and therefor withstand all motivation that would come with it.
Your lack of having something you would fight and die for will be the end of you.
As your opinions change drastically in the tides of politics instead of remaining cemented in your beliefs you truly have no cause for which to attain victory.
I don't smoke pot anymore, but that tranny will always be a tranny stuck in a mentally ill state.
You would rather share a foxhole with a mental timebomb instead of someone that made a mistake and fixed it.
It will be the death of you on the grounds of warfare.
Seeing as the only meaningful thing you've said is call me a dopehead, I suggest you work on your sense of morals and judgement.
I hope I've enlightened you with these words.
Take care

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