Israeli Appreciation Thread

Jews in communism just is an inheritance to an academically inclined in group. The Torah was a good primer that’s why most Jews are intellectually enabled. It’s not our fault lots of them subvert your society.

>be jew
>hypersensitive to physical pain, but incapable of empathy and altruism
>need to defend stolen land from being taken back by rightful inhabitants
>get army of jews
>they piss themselves, literally
>lose every conflict
>it's their fault not ours!
>everyone hates you for being shitty
>keep blaming everyone else

it' like that kid in school that kept sticking his hands in his pants and sniffing it but then told the teacher about kids making fun of him. that's israel. the kid with no friends that can't keep his hands out of his pants.

you left your flag on. but that's OK, you're australian, and the jews have imported so many open minded muslims that you are now eligible for a rooftop ride!!!

>it's free, goyim

lies upon lies upon lies
jews are on their way to be african retarded, this is why they interbreed with whites. Torah is only good for making you be able to hire only jews, whereas for whites only hiring whites would be racism, that your buddies in media and UN decided to criminalize
and commie jews were retarded as well
BOYCOTT ISRAEL

> I love how they take my money and subvert my culture and my women and open my borders to 3rd worlders
god bless Israel

remember, vote 3rd party goyim, orange man bad

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there isnt a difference both parties suck Israeli cock

Is that a Macedonian flag? Sorry goy they just want a proper paycheque

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>Having to live in the neighborhood they live in but still manage to create a thriving society while also dealing with rampant antisemitism

Yikes

antisemitism is the new iPhone

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>>small dicks
>> jewish niggers

I love their numerous contributions to science.

i hate how israel mistreats the people in their own country and the world around them. they are inhumane people, just because of their fake religion / race. they really think theyre better than others which is disgusting.

This American has clearly had too much to drink tonight and will apologize for this hate in the morning.

>kvetching

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>i love how they make white supremacists foam at the mouth when they kill other brown people.

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>I love that it will be destroyed in my lifetime

>I love how Israel keeps drawing more and more hate to itself while simultaneously gathering all Jews in one place thus making it easier to rid humanity of the parasites once and for all

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hive mind user

Israel kills Muslims the best.

They've got that going for them.

Are you wilfully ignoring history or did you just never study it?

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I like shawarma

>I love how Israelis dont take shit from anyone after ww2.

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Kek

This is what the average jewish woman over the age of 40 looks like

youtu.be/lI-0INJvDSo

Israelis did manufacture and market the "Epilady Ultra". Ripping out twat hairs since the 80's. So for creating the ideal dyke cunt torture device - l'chaim.

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>persistent at all costs, only victory matters, nobody will ask the victor if he told the truth, will write history after victory
>ethnostate, fights diversity

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Pros
>higher education is affordable
Cons
>everything is expensive
>wages are a joke here you need to work like 50 hours a week to make good money
>taxes are high
>public health care almost collapse
>public transportation is shit
>can't afford a new car
>can't afford a new house so you wait till your grandma dies and you can get her house
>you need to serve in the pathetic army
>horrible politicians I think bibi is the third president going to jail

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>T-Thank you user!

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kys

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>1:35
youtu.be/h2s2M-M4lds

>Bibi
>Going to jail
Nice joke m8

fuck israel

Unironically redpill me on my country
>inb4 fuck off kike
My penis wasnt sucked

Rothschilds created it

Every dog has his day..

sloppy job mossad

Funny Thread Here:

All the memes aside, how are Russians going to balance pleasing Israel and Iran at the same time? Someone give me their best theory. May be Russians will be able to answer accurately.
Thanks

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My family is from CCCP

How did kushner pulled this off?
youtu.be/IucI4OGR2lI

It's a theatre, Iran is actually on their own here.

Just look at Russia every time Israeli jets bombs their tanks and troops no outrage no counter attack.

Israel is strong and based.
I admire 100%.

Thhank you user

Unlike all the faggot and niggers here I've actually been to Israel and Palestine multiple times.

Best things about Israel in this order:

1. The women know how to fuck and they're smoking hot.
2. The people. Stand on a corner and look lost and in 5 seconds someone will tap you on the shoulder and ask if you need help.
3. The people again. Israelis are extroverted, talkative and very friendly, as I am each of these things, we get along fine.
4. Sights. Swimming in the Dead Sea, experiencing the gardens in Haifa. The old town in Jerusalem and the beach in Tel Aviv. It's also on the border of Jordan which is another beautiful but much more expensive country.
5. Cuisine. The cuisine is wonderful. The seafood especially and the Falafel and hummus is as good as that from Lebanon.

It's funny when people cry about the jews and don't realise that literally every other demographic is just as bad. The chinks, the japs, americans, brits, australians, russians and of course the german fuckwits that put Merkel in for 2 terms.

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Based

Finn Knight, We already knew Lauren Southern is jewish

might as well add how you're a zionist lackey

nothing based about swimming in a sea of shitskins, israelis are the biggestr LARP of all time

Forgot to mention that the salaries in Israel for are insane for people in I.T. way more than what America pays. People are willing to go to Saudi Arabia for good salary but fuck Israel for paying 300% what other countries pay. Yawn.

Also Israel takes basically anyone who will convert. If you feel persecuted in your country. You're welcome in Israel. What other country can say they do the same? Asylum in other countries is a joke.

Oh and Israel is also safer than America and the UK. So yeah, there's that.

If anyone on this sub had Israeli pussy even one time, they'd change their tune in an instant. They have the lowest ratio of roasties I've ever seen.

>goyim goyim

They don't even use that term.

youtu.be/ILfmmawu4mQ

>Reeeee jew soldiers kill kids!

Try harder: youtu.be/FkMVlyuB77A

It's the schitzo Arabs that try to get them killed: youtu.be/FWhwLUw5stI

Most Israelites feel like shit about the situation there and the only thing that divides them is "muh religion":

youtu.be/wX2SsrLqmgs

youtu.be/QBDCLLwMIx8

But yeah Jow Forums I know it's easier to hate da joos. So you do you. But I'm not going to boycott one of the best countries on earth.

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WE WANT MOSHIACH NOW!
youtu.be/WnhMntRHqpo

I just like Gal Gadot. She blows my mind.

>She blows my mind.
whabout yuor benis, she dont

>tripfag
pathetic
>jew
worse than tripfag

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I love how Israelis will convert to Christianity once the prophecy is complete

nah, bish.

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Where I'm from we give Israeli guys a "Hot Carl" if they're being annoying. What it is is when you take a penny and coat it in Frank's Red Hot sauce, grab their nose, and put it in one nostril while holding the other shut. The trick is to time it while they're inhaling so they breath in the hot sauce.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Abetalipoproteinemia
Alport Syndrome
Arthrogryposis, Mental Retardation and Seizures
Bardet-Biedl Syndrome
Bloom Syndrome
Canavan Disease
Carnitine Palmitoyltransferase ll Deficiency
Choreoacanthocytosis
Congenital Amegakaryocytic Thrombocytopenia
Congenital Disorder of Glycosylation la
Cystic Fibrosis
Deafness-Autosomal Recessive 77
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Ehlers-Danlos VllC
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Familial Mediterranean Fever
Fanconi Anemia-Group C
Fragile X Syndrome
Galactosemia
Gaucher Disease
Glycogen Storage Disease 1A
Glycogen Storage Disease Type II
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Hermansky-Pudlak Syndrome 3
Joubert Syndrome 2
Lipoamide Dehydrogenase Deficiency
Maple Syrup Urine Disease 1B
Mitochondrial Complex 1 Deficiency
Mucolipidosis IV (ML4)
Multiple Sulphatase Deficiency
Nemaline Myopathy 2
Niemann-Pick Disease Type A/B
Nonsyndromic Hearing Loss
Osteopetrosis 1
Phenylalanine Hydroxylase Deficiency
Polycystic Kidney Disease, Autosomal Recessive
Pontocerebellar Hypoplasia Type 1A
Primary Ciliary Dyskinesia DNAH5
Primary Ciliary Dyskinesia DNAI1
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Primary Hyperoxaluria Type 3
Retinitis Pigmentosa 28
Retinitis Pigmentosa 59
Smith-Lemli-Opitz Syndrome
Spinal Muscular Atrophy
Tay-Sachs Disease
Tyrosinemia-Type 1
Usher Syndrome-Type IF
Usher Syndrome-Type III
Walker Warburg Syndrome and Other FKTN-Related Dystrophies
Wilson Disease
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I appreciate how anti semitism is proof that extrene multiculturalism can't work and that Israel needs to exist and nationstates in general.

This species would not be able to survive in the wild.

>I love how Bibi thinks President Trump is his friend when he gets the stink eye.

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I love sinking my ally's ship

death to all kikes
sage'd

>1
everyone can be smoking hot after plastic surgery, IF you win the surgery lottery that is
and wigs.. they are the burka equivalent of the muslims so they have a huge industry on wigmaking with hair imported from mostly russia.
if a jewish babylon whore is blond than it's a wig or in the western world, loreal hair

>2 and 3
they will mostlikely be on the phone warning the religious police to come have a look at you while scatter away like you find out a nest of cockroaches behind your fridge because of your non-kosher ass hanging around where you aren't supposed to be. the same behaviour you see in most jewish ghettos around the world.

>4
beautyful yess but a pitty of jewish presence, if they all would be away it would even be more beautyfull and enjoyable to splash your toes in the dead sea.

>5 it's a dead tasteless overcooked cuisine that is overly spiced to have atleast some taste.
kosher meat that is not flavorred tastes like clinicly dead carbon based mass, a shoe would taste better

>1. The women know how to fuck and they're smoking hot.
pic related
> The people. Stand on a corner and look lost and in 5 seconds someone will tap you on the shoulder and ask if you need help.
That happens in literally any country when you go as a tourist
> 5. Cuisine. The cuisine is wonderful. The seafood especially and the Falafel and hummus is as good as that from Lebanon.
Falafel and Hummus are Arab food you stupid faggot

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It's a flammable country and I like how there are a lot of jews in the same place so if you drop a nuke about 30% of them are gone easily.

I honestly can't think of anything, fuck Israel.

Everyone is just jealous. Israel is everything they always wanted to be.
>Kill subhumans and don't give a shit about what others think of you.
>Treat subhumans like animals and don't give a shit.
>Take whatever the fuck you want to take and don't give a shit.

How more based can you get?
We fucking love you Israel.

>I like there is containment zone for Jews called Isreal
I don't like that not all Jews are there :(

and look at your country now
that's the price YOU and EVERY ONE ELSE pays for the happiness of some rats in the desert

hello JIDF

>I love that the land has many amazing historic sites.

shame its full of fuckers now.

Go home David.

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>tape reinforced

You fail to see the bigger picture.
But as we say in the Netherlands, people from Belgium are not the brightest.

Fascist apartheid state. I love how they trigger other fascists for it though.

>I love how Israel have built themselves a walled in camp. tic tok

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>people from Belgium are not the brightest
fuck belgium, that's the waloon dragging our IQ down en ga kakken polderpannekoek
there is no bigger picture, jews want the world, islam wants the world
christianity wants to passify the world into one big brown mess
jews snipped and tamed usa
kalergi
we know what you're up to and more and more normies are waking up from that fluffly nightmare your kind slumberred them into.
kristallnacht2.0 .. you will wish you and your ancestry never had set foot on our clay
go fuck yourself and your blue and gold piece of shit toiletpaper

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I like Jewish women; they think they're white, but are not trashy and intelligent. They put a lot of emphasis on family life, and have a lot of friends.

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>I like Jewish women

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