NEET here

NEET here

All I want is a job making at least 20k USD a year post tax that isn’t physically intensive or demeaning (welder, assembly line, cashier, Joe’s Crab Shack waiter etc...)

What are my options even? I’ve worked as a dishwasher at a really nice restaurant before and it was pretty chill but didn’t pay enough. Worked at Costco too and would have made 50k now as a cashier but it was too demeaning so I quit also.

Honestly want a job for the social interaction Moreso than the money but it would be enough if I could afford to own my own place too

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Createnge

Try prostitution

This is why we need socialism

Change my mind.

This is a political board. Go to Jow Forums.

Bartender

Just wait a little and collect your BAG!

welder is intensive or demeaning?

a lot of jobs are demeaning now days. What about a minimum wage job in a bar, would get to meet lots of people?

CDL

kek was looking for this
I do farm work 4/12 months of the year and get EI the rest, about 1500 dollars every month ontop of what I earn, gonna buy a seacan and some cheap land in the woods and live off the grid for when SHTF

Yes In my factory you needed to move heavy pieces of metal in a 100 degree heat with a super thick heavy apron and you inhale metal fumes all day

Not good for your body

Why are you posting Clairo? I mean, I guess it’s better than seeing her being spammed some more on /mu/.

>Worked at Costco too and would have made 50k now as a cashier but it was too demeaning

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Learn to code, faggot.

>I have no valuable skills but I want a job that isn't physically demanding or demeaning.

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There is hope.
Secure the bag.

don't be a lazy fucking nigger, and get off this board.

welding is physically intensive & demeaning

try posting your tits i'll pay you 20k

I do know how to code a bit gonna work on my portfolio and try to get a jr dev job

Sup boomer

>welder

Move to a industrialized, rural area with a work shortage. Get job there, make 80k. Get a fat rural gf as wife. Have fat kids. Profit.

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Teller at a bank. I worked for a decent-size bank from 2016-2017. $13/hr starting.

Working in a warehouse aint so bad I hear. I plan on moving to Indiana from NYC soon and because I have no education besides a Hs diploma I will prob end up working at one. In the indy area they start at $13-14 an hour.

Any user here every operated any warehous machinery like a forklift or order picking machine? Is it hard to use? Thanks

It definitely doesn’t work like that my grandpa has a big farm and has the locals do work around the farm and I know some of them are excellent welders and mechanics but are dirt poor and live in falling apart trailers in the middle of the woods

Maybe that’s just because they are stupid and spend $50 at the bar every night

There are also some incredibly rich veterinarians by his farm too

Warehouse work is very very demeaning

Did it making $15.50 and quit to make $9.50 washing dishes cause the work environment was super slow paced and chill and I got unlimited smoke breaks with the bro chefs there and they made me free gourmet lunch and dinner every day

Honestly I don’t know how any self respecting white man can deal with strictly regimented warehouse or factory jobs, like you only get three late days all year before you get fired? And you can’t listen to music or use your phone or take a smoke break?

Fuck that I’m not a robot I’d rather stay a neet forever than work at Wal Mart or Amazon

>physically intensive work
>demeaning work
>smart work (requires degree)
>white collar scammer (requires jew heritage)

Those are pretty much the four categories of work that you have to choose from user.
You'd need to get in shape, but you'd probably enjoy working in a garage. You get to talk about how much you hate niggers, jews, chinks, arabs, muslims, ect all day and noone cares as long as customers don't hear you. Think about it.

t. master tech

PS if you're not retarded and can figure out how electricity works, you can spend most of your day chasing down electrical problems at a cool $40/hr.
Any foreman worth his salt will leave the hard physical labor to the dumdums and niggers

Want 20k a year?
>Joe’s Crab Shack waiter etc...
>really nice restaurant before and it was pretty chill but didn’t pay enough.
If that's what you're looking for then your heart was in the right place but you were looking in the wrong place.
>Be bartender
>Find private owned small bar
>Learn to bartend
>Start bartending
You'll mainly get older people who aren't jackasses and want somewhere quiet to put a couple beers back. Mind their own business and maybe shoot the shit a little bit.
Bonus points if it's a cop dive.
Cops are faggots but trust me they don't forget their bartenders. Think of being cool with them there as an investment.
They'll turn a blind eye to whatever you do if they roll up on you.
I bar tend 3 nights a week in the same situation. I've worked in some high end as fuck places. Also went to culinary school.
Fuck that shit I enjoy my hole in the wall. Don't even like the people in it.
I put in 15-20 hours a week. Absolutely no more.
Last year I grossed 67'000 after everything was said and done. Also took about a month total off for concerts, trips etc.
My living expenses pan out to around 10'000 a year for house and utilities and such. Split that in half because I have a guy renting my attic and covering half the bills.
also
>or the social interaction Moreso than the money
You'll meet a wide variety of people. Also they tend to do you solids when you're what they look forward to at the end of their day.
I had a branch snap off a tree that's growing over my house. Big monster.
Fucked up the roof.
A few of my daily regulars are a contractor and carpenter that work together.
They strait up came over, assessed the damage and measured everything out.
Had me a list of shit to get.
We spent 4 days tearing off and replacing the top of my house.
Also got contractor prices on materials. Fucking roof was better than before.
You know how much I paid em?
I hooked em up with a keg party (at vendor cost mind you)

Just transition to line-cook retard, you already have kitchen experience.

How the FUCK do americans make so much money. 20k post tax is doable but i regularly see anons claiming 100k a year which is like ceo-tier around here.

How to break into bartending gig?

Sounds absolutely ideal for me. My ex gf made a shit ton as a bartender at a super popular music venue but only got the job through family connections and I feel like I would have no shot at a job like that

I’ll just start looking around at hole in the wall places like you said I guess

That‘s the best you can do. Buy a claim of land and go innawoods. Canada is huge and immigrants only settle in city areas. They also do not hike

Work at a local science or art center helping around or running the front desk or something.

The non-physically demanding jobs are the worst ones. Definitely do not get anything in the service industry if you want to be happy.

>50k as cashier
>demeaning
I don't know what the fuck you are talking about, I hate you.

They aren't as physically demanding as they sound, they pay more then fast food, and they are cozy. Generally have a lot of cool folks you can socialize with all day as well.

in some places in america like san fransisco. the cost of living is so high that 100k can be poverty tier or so I hear. inflation and rent and other bullshit you know.

I meant to tell you to get a warehouse job, but I guess I deleted that sentence.

/thread

Costco is fucking amazon tier

They require complete obedience and have ridiculous rules and extremely strict attendance and break policies (you get written up if you’re more than 1 minute over your 30 minute lunch break)

because its bullshit

habe de ehre

You can find what the OP is looking for in capitalist societies. What socialist societies can you find that in?

Unironically this. Bartenders are respected, even by drunks.

Pursue hobbies.
Collect bags.

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We already have roads, fuck off commie.

>not liking the factory
Wtf is wrong with you?

I know for a fact that heavy machinery operators at a 38hr work weak at a facility close to where I live make 3200 euros gross. This includes healthcare, pension, and a company car co-payment as benefits. Plus 50% surcharge for every hour worked above the 38hr work week plus Xmas bonus.

There are people around here with families, houses and two card working such a job. I know two of them playing at the local football club on Saturday. They are ‘t even that fat.

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healthcare sector

I wish I could make atleast 15000 working online.

Fuckin A you can make over 100k working hard as a welder, dumbass.

If you work normal for half the year then you can easily make over 20k.

Get over yourself.

Bartender.

This. I want to do online marketing.

>I’ll just start looking around at hole in the wall places like you said I guess
Mind you for every good one there 10 shitty ones.
>How to break into bartending gig?
I worked in kitchens from 14-18.
Did a lot of bullshit around places I worked aside from kitchen.
Liked doing it enough to where I went to culinary school to be able to walk into anyplace anywhere and demand good pay.
Started helping out bartender here and there if I had nothing else going on,
Learned to mix drinks and all that and just generally be friendly.
Got tired of shitty people at high end spots I was accustomed to and also tired of kitchen bullshit.
Started strictly bartending.
Found the place where I am now (and have been for the last 4 years).
Now I just bullshit and make money.
I suggest finding some place that does medium business.
Get hired on serving since you haven't bar tended and just telling them strait up what you're wanting to do.
Seriously just look for beer and wine place or a beer dive. Liquor is when customers get stupid and you get straggler niggers from time to time.
It'll also help you out physically. Start lifting and do curls + squats. Female patrons notice and you'll make better $$$.
Hoist a fucking keg up and carry that fucker on your shoulder for bonus points.
Dudes will look at it as you're a strong mother fucker. Points of respect and recognition.
You'll also get the random thots here and there if you're attractive. So there's that if you're not some incel. You mentioned GF and bartender. That means she was attractive. So I'm thinking that's not the case.
So just wrap it up and slap it up.
So put your feelers out pretty is what I'm saying. It's nothing you won't get the hang of in 2 weeks.

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Redpill me on smart work that's also white collar scammer work

20k a year after tax isn't that much in the United States. You have many options. I think something like a hotel front desk person seems pretty comfy.

You plan to live in a shipping container?

Go freelance, man.
Try to look for studios or small companies that can give you the scraps they can't deal with, mostly to have a real portfolio to show off (most companies don't give a fuck about mockups). Work from home, be free. If you make websites and shit like that you can earn decent money. If you get serious and start making databases, apps or stuff like that you'll live the life.

I know Adobe pack a little bit. But have no idea how to use it to get money. I am not great btw.

If you're American it's your employers legal responsibility to provide you with necessary safety equipment.

If you're concerned about fumes then wear a mask.

If you don't know where they are, or what's needed, then talk to the competent person (OSHA term for safety dude).

If you don't know who that is then see your supervisor.

If that fails then contact OSHA and explain your situation and they'll either tell you what to do or handle it for you.

Also, if it's on them and they haven't done shit (assuming there is a legitimate safety concern that isn't being addressed) then you can sue them to kingdom come.

Tl;Dr:

If American, then talk to the safety guy, supervisor or OSHA. Or sue the shit out of them.

Security is AMAZING. You basically have to do fuck all most of the time. Once in a while something will go down. All you're there for is the bare minimum. You can literally get high on the job.

Most of the time you have an ear piece in, pretending to look around while listening to music. If you have a job at a gate or inside and office it's cushy still.

I phoned this shit in so hard. The higher ups knew, but there's nothing that can really be done after a certain point.

Also if in California, pretty much any state or county job. Entry level or whatever, and you're golden.

Can you be hired if you look like an ugly fag though I feel like that's a barrier of entry but at the same time I also feel like other people feel better about themselves being around me

girls will come up and chat with you depending on where you're situated.

teacher
park ranger (inner city version is basically a scout master)
HR
warehouse/property manager
>20k USD post tax
means you are making around $11/hr in states with no income tax like florida texas etc.
these are literally entry level positions.
walk into your local employment center and get started.
if you arent a total fucking dweeb you wont get the nigger tier jobs.

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Especially by drunks you fucking child

But what if he also enjoys talking about how he hates fags?

Too far, man.

>a job making at least 20k USD a year post tax that isn’t physically intensive or demeaning
>socialism

>Change my mind
I would love to but it's a crime

I say give it a try and see if you like it then.
It all REALLY comes down to the location though and what the owner is like. Luckily the owner is chill as fuck and simply doesn't care what you do as long as he's making $$$ and you're not doing obvious dumb shit like getting hammered at work etc.
Also if you don't like that then hell get a fork lift license and go do that.
One of my lifelong friends does this. Has 2 kids, a wife, house, 2 cars, benefits, insurance.
He brings in about 20 bucks an hour after everything.
What he does at work all day
>Sits in air conditioned forklift playing vita
>Goes and moves some shit around whenever someone barks at him through the walky talky.
>Reads a book for 20 minutes
>Goes and moves something else around.
>Practices his guitar that he takes to work with him.
Yes he has that sort of free time at work. He can practice fucking guitar. Read books and play vidya.
He probably spends 15 minutes out of every hour working. The rest of the time is sitting on ass.
On a side note he reads a lot of educational materials and booklearns skills.

Learn to code

"Learn to code" is a meme.

Venezuela, China, Russia, Vietnam.. so basically you want to be killed by your government

i doesnt matter what you do.
you take on "monetary obligations"
and it seems even as a NEET you are still looking for greener grass.
becuase the luster and novelty of your own backyard has worn off.

its not whether you can find happiness to replace suffering but rather if you are willing to suffer for something because you think its worth it.

>NEET here
>All I want is a job
Cringe. You actually /want/ to become bluepilled and become a wagecuck kike slave? The NEET life is the best life.

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That's the reason why we are called yuropoors, because we litterally are third worlders compared to the US. Manual labor such as carpentee, welder can easily get you 80k in the US. Meanwhile even in the richest EU countries you can't hope to earn more than 20k doing those jobs.
Also, everything is cheaper in the US : housing, manufactured products, gas, water, electricity, food, clothes, etc
The average American lives way better than the average western or northen euro, that's just how it is.

Best job I ever had, security at a high end club. All tips under the table and extremely easy to get laid. That aspect loses its luster after about 3 months but it’s still nice to have that many options. Most fun I’ve ever had.

>easily get you 80k

No, more like 40K

OP you're a little bitch nigger. Just go to your local industrial park and get a factory job. With all the OSHA shit these days, they physically stress you as little as possible. I have to lift a 50lb item once every 15 minutes, it's piss-easy and we still get weak little beta bitches like you who don't last two weeks because it's "too hard." Grow the fuck up. I made $35,000 last year doing shit that requires no experience or schooling and only five days of training.

Also, being a welder is physically intensive. They have to contort their bodies in weird positions to get a good angle, you almost never weld on a comfy table. Think more like lying in a pit of hydraulic oil with a half-inch thick piece of steel stabbing you in the back, working upside down and trying to focus on your bead while the blood rushes to your head. Welders get paid well because the work sucks dick.

>All I want is a job
Yet you are a NEET. Curious!

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Learn to code. I managed to learn to code from a scratch in my mid twenties, and I'm like super dumb.

fuck off with ur meme advice.

at least in germany the universities are getting flooded by retarded zoomers.

Computer science , IT is saturated as fuck. everyone wants real credentials like a degree these days.

Shit like that is why I'm Yang Gang

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I just wanted to help you big mean meanie-head.

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Nice bait dickweed. Try any job. Full time make that in 6 orn8 mos even low level..for those reading not the bait poster whatever he it is.

sorry my friend. didnt mean to hurt u . kiss

Computer help desk.

Get a night watchman/security job. It's easy as fuck and I spend most of my time shitposting and playing vidya.

Learn how to cook, do seasonal work during summer/winter.

I work in Alaska/Maine or in ski resorts during the on season and live at home during the off season.

Unless you consider being on your feet physically demanding, it's a decent job. No social skills required, just have a decent attitude and you can learn.

Money is not your end goal. Find passion. Consumption is not passion. Creation is passion. For men, often, creating solutions to problems can help cultivate passion. If you are dedicated to righteous execution of your labors of love, you will be blessed by it, typically in the form of monetary compensation, but money is only the means to an end. For women, creating life and a family can become passion. There is literally nothing more important to children than having a loving family they can grow with, commune with, and rely on. What an inspiring opportunity women have, that feminism has deliberately destroyed. Sure, it doesn’t pay, but money is not your end game. That’s why marriage, between a man who is compensated for his ability to fix problems and a women who can properly grow and maintain a family, has been under attack for so long.

As if you use your body for anything useful anyway faggot

It's posts like these that make me realize I'm better off killing myself. Mid 20's NEET only worked about 1 and a half years of my life and i have no skills and i just realized how retarded i sound because of your post. I fucked my life up so badly it's ridiculous. And it isn't going to get any better, just worse until i eventually decay into nothing. At least i got to experience poon in high school. Fuck this shit i'm out.

Its bait stupid.

That makes a difference how exactly?

When I had a shitty job I did a few clinical trials to earn a bit more money (1K€/week).
Become a human guinea pig !

See

There's nothing wrong with being a NEET, it's the most redpilled existence of all time. Be grateful.

Here's the secret to success: don't GET a job from someone else... CREATE one for yourself.

do you make USD or rubles? gotta say idt getting paid in rubles i worth more than pesos in russia...

There is a difference between being a NEET that has options and lives out his life to the fullest and one who has burnt all of his bridges