UK is a laughing stock
UK is a laughing stock
You mean they are so safe that even a sword is confiscated as a murder weapon? UK has surpassed 1st world.
FUCKING LOL
the comments are :joy: :100: :fire:
I'm glad the normies realise this too and it's not just us right-wing extremists on this mongolian basket-weaving forum
That is pretty funny they do look like total retards
Wtf? I'd expect the U.K. of all places that swords would be allowed to be owned. What's next? U.S. is going to make black powder muzzle-loaders illegal?
That last got me hard.
lol
kek did not see that
Based boomers
Fpbp.
Topkek4u.
FOR THE LOVE OF OUR LORD
BIN THAT SWORD!
That cop even looks retarded.
he look like andrew anglin
> trash
> gothic architecture
> slum house
> quasimodo
I wonder who is the esmeralda.
Imagine how mentally cucked you have to be to be proud stealing a sword from someone
kek thats a fucking practice sword.
>probably joined because he grew up on tv shows with brave cops saving people from criminals
>has to take away knives and scissors while letting people get away with actual crimes due to the shade of their skin
I can't help but feel sorry for them.
Don't worry, I still have my fully automatic assault spoon.
Those niggers will have to pry it from my cold dead hands.
Just realised i never fucked around with sword. Is it fun to swing a proper heavy sword around and cut shit?
You can own a sword over here, nigger shouldn't have been driving around with it. If you need to use it take it when you need it, don't walk/ drive around with it like a fucking retard
How tall is that cop?
5ft?
You laugh now user....
sad thing is I still know hundreds of people who dream of moving to the UK.
You never know when that harmless spoon is actually a nigger
fuck that's retarded, knives are illegal to carry in my country as well but england keeps pushing it further than everyone else
that west lake post
my fucking sides. at least banter is alive and kicking in britain.
>I'd expect the U.K. of all places that swords would be allowed to be owned.
Only if you're upper class.
>"One less threat of a peasant storming the Castle"
that's a good one
I can walk/drive around with a sword or a gun whenever the fuck I want. Because my ancestors were smart enough to leave that cucky place when the going was good
the fuckers do that for crime stats and the evidence is as simple as a screenshot
easy conviction
So? You can still practice killing people with it. Good thing it's now confiscated.
They don't want to address the issue of WHO might be stabbing people, so they fixate myopically on removing all sharp objects from the Kingdom, like how they did with the spinning wheels in that fairy story.
Comments are savage AF!
Now do the JUST hair
honk honk
Sad part is people posting funny comments there most likely had similar officers visiting their houses.
Oi m8 u got a license fo these ere scissors?
top fucking banter
this one cracks me up
it's not even sharp
might as well confiscate a piece of rebar
>was getting bantzd part of your plan?
I really wonder what's going through police force's minds and how do they perceive reality.
Yes it is. Swords arent even heavy, an arming sword the size of the one in the op is like 5kg
Good point. Ban assault rebar when?
Should the white bong ever recover (doubt it) all cops should be gassed for "just doing their job"
>if you need it, then dont take it with you
im becoming convinced youre all inbred
lmao UK
even the Netherlands isnt as cucked as you guys
OY MATE DO YOU GOT YE SHIZZOR LICENSE
They're not particularly inbred, they simply exported anyone with a rebellious spirit to America or Australia - now there's only bootlicking cucks left.
Pic related is the spirit they're missing.
what type of people become cops in the UK?
Even the most liberal states here don’t restrict driving with swords. They are completely unregulated.
...
kek
some poor mechanic lost his livelyhood this day
While niggers both sand and regular commit most of the rapes and murders in the UK, apparently immortals beheading each other has become quite a problem.
did they just raid the groundskeepers shack
>lost an ancestor to a sword just like that in the 13th century
Just fuck my sides up, m8
Nothing has changed.
It's been noted here in the US that niggers will stare down a gun with nary a flinch. On the other hand show a blade and their father (who has probably never seen them) will begin to shit his pants. Mexicans on the other hand do the opposite.
Even commiefornia has open carry for knives and daggers (i think they also allow swords)
Don’t give them any ideas.
What's with the fucking bike helmet?
bitch-made limey detected.
fuckoff, you have ruined your own country.
your ancestors must be proud
Bongs are hilarious
Pure entertainment
swords are the biggest threats...
Never heard of a retard helmet?
How easy for an American Black to hook up with a British Slag? I might visit LHR for the Summer
you'll have to bat them off you with a balloon animal
Oh god no. Those poor kids will have to deal with poorly-made, ancient safety scissors that aren't remotely sharp enough to cut paper.
Poor old Dave the handyman just had his tools nicked. He left them in a bush so he was eligible for the 'no tools kept in the van overnight' sticker.
that line about peasant storming a castle made me lol
The comments are not even from brits, mostly americans and even a brazilian at the end, UK is really the peasants land
Don;t you hate it when crackheads build unlicensed assault homes with bump foundations in your area?
My mother was assaulted with a cassette player once.
this should be done with all weapon sweep cops and posted as comment
He joined the force without a driver's licence so he's forced to travel around town on a bike.
My great-uncle used to go around town at night attacking people with his bike tires. They never caught him.
Man, I always had high regards for the UK, always viewed it as the land of perpetual up in your face, no fucks given, fight the system, fuck you! top tier bants attitude, now it just hurt look at her.
They were fucking Knights for God sakes...
when was the last time anyone was murdered with a sword?
Too easy. Stroll around London in the evening and they'll gravitate towards you. Make sure you pop into a public toilet and buy some rubbers beforehand. Our girls aren't clean.
He is retarded and needs it for his safety.
ya they can't say anything or they will be sent to the dungeons
OI MATE, WERE IS YO LOICENCE TO COMMENT ON A POST!??
>You're doing God's work mate lost an ancestor to a sword just like that in the 13th century.
Keks don't get any more top than that.
Aussies are cucks too.
One day I was bored and posted a bunch of illegal shit on a random UK police department's FB.
Hannah Hays?
Literally wearing the drooling retard feel meme helmet.
>Live in UK
>Be mechanic
>Wake up
>"oh what a nice day we are having"
>Decide that you will walk to work
>Load up toolbag and out the door you go
>Walk through park on the way to work
>Cop rides by on bicycle
>Makes eye contact, gives you that look
>Quickly turns around
>Oi wut you go there in that bag of yours?
>ohfugme.jpeg
>How dare you bring these weapons around here!!
>officer they're tools! im a mechanic!
>oi you copping an attitude with me? thats it! you're coming with me!
>no officer you can't do this!
>I can do w/e the hell i want!
Honk honk brothers! honk honk
>muslim
>afraid of a sword
sounds about right