/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GOOD MORNING, HAVE A GREAT DAY! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
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>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
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>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
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>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/22/19
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>This Week@State 3/22/19
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>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
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>VP Pence @Atlanta ICE Field Office on Border Sec 3/21/19
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>VP Pence Meeting w/GA Public Officials on Border Sec 3/21/19
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>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 3/21/19
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>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/21/19
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MAGA!

When does it happen?

goy goy goy

TOO PURE

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Reminder that there has been no indictment or charges against Carter Page and Joseph Mifsud. Almost like neither of them was a Russian asset.

Now if one wants to get to the bottom of this one must find out how deep of a Western asset either one of them were.

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You mean when does Blumpf stop being an Israeli puppet? Never.

WTF!, An indictment just flew over my house!?

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any word from barr yet? the suspense is killing me.

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>LOCK HER UP
>LOCK HIM UP
>REEEEEEEEEEEE ARREST PPL I DONT LIKE

Do you Blumfptards ever switch up the script? This is just embarrassing at this point.

Fuggin hell it's late.

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Do you think he tries to have a great day with two meth balls stuffed up his butt too? How many more JOurnalist must suffer the two meth balls in the butt

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SHE'LL DO *ANYTHING*, /ptg/!!
>SHE'LL DO *ANYTHING*, /ptg/!!
SHE'LL DO *ANYTHING*, /ptg/!!
>SHE'LL DO *ANYTHING*, /ptg/!!
SHE'LL DO *ANYTHING*, /ptg/!!
>SHE'LL DO *ANYTHING*, /ptg/!!
SHE'LL DO *ANYTHING*, /ptg/!!
>SHE'LL DO *ANYTHING*, /ptg/!!

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>Mfw the US is entering a Kaiserreich like state of stability


So far:

Alt-Left:
DNC-SDUSA-CPUSA: Combined Syndicates


Alt-Right:

Richard Spencer: Accelerationists: NSM: American Union State


Normal:

GOP-/ptg/-Conservatives-Rinos: United States

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it's a 3,000 page report and Mueller put "nigger" somewhere in there. Ctrl-F is disabled.

You know Don, just because you say Make America Great Again doesn't make it happen. You actually have to do things for America as opposed to Israel.

Looks like Mon. for the summary ...keep your powder dry til then

MAGA

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It's only 8:30 in the morning, what are you talking about?

yo, listen here asshole. we aren't like the rest of Jow Forums. we don't do antisemitism here.

WE SUPPORT TRUMP

and

WE SUPPORT ISRAEL

got it?

Mifsud worked for MI6, Carter Page (naval intelligence) is probably a CIA asset & was then thrown under the bus when things started to go shits up when Trump won.

How does this picture make you feel?

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>be me
>6'1
>green eyes
>light blonde hair
>ottermode masterrace
>chad tier Swiss genetics
>devout Christian family
>girls chase after me
>i've even got dirty looks from the teachers
>I'm pretty sure I've gotten straight A+'s because of this even though i purposely answer some of the questions wrong
...
>be gay so fucking gay i can't find women non-repulsive no matter how much i try

Ok you've had your fun, God, I get it. Hahahaha! What a wacky sense of humor! Can I get off now?... Please?

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Tell him like it is, pede!

Silly billy, it's midnight

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>Trying this hard

Says the dumb fuck who spent 2+ years regurgitating a fake narrative. Cope harder faggot.

I just woke up. You know what time it is.

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We won

Fuck the soibois

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Lazy

you wouldn't happen to be Canadian, would you?

COPE

Looks like some comfy 80s-90s shit like American Psycho. Looks like comfier times desu

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Here's to hoping they don't classify Mueller report and its underlying evidence for the next 50-90 years, but that Trump just "impromptu" declassifies it.

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lmao look at this retard pretending he knows a damn thing about business.

I really don't understand the coffee meme. The only people who drink it in Australia are hipster fags.

Sadly, it is catching on though thanks to Americanism.

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me? did you quote the right person? the other guy is the one coming in and trashing Trump

I'm 34 and honestly can't remember the last time i boiled a kettle and made a cup of coffee.

Just have one kid via any method so you don't end up being a genetic deadend, femnoid marriage not required

"Look at me pretending like I know what the hell I'm doing."

There are people who drink guarana now too. You should try some cold brew though, really good in a mocha latte.

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It's like a tastier, less-intense version of cocaine.

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>zoomers itt
out all of you!

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>the left screams its obstruction for trump to release the report about how he didnt obstruct anything

MIGA

do you guys not have k cups there?

a barr just flew over my house, should I be panicking?

THAT I HAVE SPENT TOO LONG WITHOUT PURPOSE AND THAT I NEED TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE TO TAKE MORE ACTION IN MY LIFE BEFORE I DIE FROM INACTION

she was trying so hard to be rousing in that townhall the other day but her botoxex face carried no genuine emotions and it felt flat. She's going nowhere.

fuck off, grandpa

Matt Taibbi is a total faggot, but it's a good article on how utterly fucked the media is.

taibbi.substack.com/p/russiagate-is-wmd-times-a-million

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>Not drinking sugar free monster and cheap vodka in the morning.

Why even wake up?

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Here's a little hint: it's the same in America. I see people at work using the coffee machine in the break room, sure. But I'm in your typical Office Space cubicle farm and all the memes about a place like this are real. The prairie dog head pop ups, the water cooler meme, all of it. But anyone outside an office worker who drinks coffee is just some hipster faggot. Especially those who have to advertise that they're drinking coffee.
As an aside: I never got coffee. I always thought it tasted like shit no how much milk and sugar I put in it. They say it's an aqcuired taste like beer so I guess I never acquired the taste...

I drink it to stay warm, but usually I just drink hot milo instead.
>guarana
You mean energy drinks like Mother or Red Bull? Because those are popular af here.
>cold brew
wtf is that
Never had cocaine.

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>Putting Milk/Creme in your coffee or Tea

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Boomer doesn't like his wittle safe space being shattered? Too fucking bad faggot.

There is never going to be an explanation about what Mueller's investigatory scope or the goal of it was. The DOJ is just a kike hive full of traitors and it should have been shut down the day Trump entered office.

No you can buy powdered guarana.

post pic

Checked... depends which side of the fence your house is on

>not putting butter in your coffee

>Zoomers vs boomers

> not putting egg in your coffee

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Oh, cold brew is when you let ground coffee steep in water overnight, even better if you let it go 24 hours in the fridge. Comes out super strong and tastes much better.

there's nothing wrong with making a cup of shit taste like a cup of creamy shit

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

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the trick is for Trump to do something irreversible.

Kek at those wholesome tweets. He seems chill af about the Mueller report.

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I have been enlightened by my own intelligence.

> not putting coffee in your egg
checkmate

Plenty of Tradie cunts drink it (to their own detriment), shits bad for you long term.

Why has there been no noise at all for the Republican primaries? The Democrat primaries have been an absolute clownshow for months now.

Is Trump going to run unopposed?

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Okay Joe Rogan, how gay are you exactly?

Why are American lefties crying that Mueller didn't find any proof of collusion with a foreign superpower in their president's past? Do they also cry when they go to a doctor to diagnose a possible illness and the diagnosis comes clean?

Maybe your coffee is shit then.

that's what he wants you to think. In reality he's fuming, increasingly isolated in the whitehouse.

>t. person familiar with the matter

Beer is good after pickup hockey or on on a hot day

Put ground coffee on your steaks lads before grilling. Thank me later

>Is Trump going to run unopposed?
probably unless they get a no chance patsy in like the very hungry candidate from 2016

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You should go for a walk and enjoy the fresh air or something user. It's not good 4 your blood pressure here.

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I remember all the ruckus in 2015 started after Trump announced he's running for president. I feel it's a bit too early still.

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>those wasted trips
Of course he is running unopposed.

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>Especially those who have to advertise that they're drinking coffee.
Yeah, it's just part of society now though. People want to be seen doing stuff more than actually doing it. I think it's called the "Curse of the Mona Lisa" or something, how people just go to see the Mona Lisa to say they've seen it but not to actually admire it.
>Coffee tastes like shit
Agreed.
That hasn't caught on over here yet. Maybe in a year or two I think.
>you let ground coffee steep in water overnight, even better if you let it go 24 hours in the fridge. Comes out super strong and tastes much better.
Yuck who tf would want cold coffee.
>Plenty of Tradie cunts drink it
Yeah, I forgot that it's caught on among tradies.

Kek the cucks

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>Not salt block grilling

We are now at the point where it is a bad thing that Trump didn't collude with Russian state to steal the 2016 election. This is healthy polity.

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It goes good with smokes.
>Never had cocaine.
Imagine an angel giving you a blowjob, while stroking the rest of your body with her wings, all the while filling you with the strength and energy of God's light. That's cocaine.

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Look at this joker!!

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>/ptg/ unironically posting ragefaces in 2019

Yep, that' the final straw. This place is officially reddit.

Checked n Kekked

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AWOO

Anyone else pull an all-nighter?
Fuck I just wanted to fix my sleep schedule now I'm in Hell.
I don't think weed helped.

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> Propagandists and critics alike portray Vladimir Putin as an all-powerful president

... so just like the Western MSM from 2016 to 2019 (and further)?

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JUSTIN NO

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Checked even if they put up a Challenger Trump will ignore and focus on demand frontrunners. Wouldn't even debate them probably.

>Yuck who tf would want cold coffee.
It's much less bitter and acid than hot coffee, mix in a little sugar and you can drink it pleasantly.

Think I'd rather just ruin your morning, faggot.

Was to make you madder. Now go relax, worried about you

He fired the head of the FBI and they launched a 2 year investigation you think cleaning out His DOJ would yeild different results? Because of this I believe the patience meme he has no option